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london edition

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first for asian women

The Islamic Emirate of Londonistan

got a haircut today

Remember being in the cinema watching the Inbetweeners film and I was the only one in the entire theatre to understand and laugh at Will's Armenian genocide joke. It was like a proper full on belly laugh as well in a completely silent room.

dead by sunrise edition

If it didn't say TrannySurprise.com on the bottom right, you would never know it's a tranny.

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too scared to post in the group chat again
anxiety through the roof want to die

why don't they just let him into the circle
fucking evil normies
he just wants to be friends

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Hello incel

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The story about the 9 year old who committed suicide after coming out as gay has crippled me.

Children around the world should be introduced from day one to society’s rich tapestry of diversity and to greet LGBT+ children with love and acceptance, especially at school.

James Myles is a name that I’ll never forget. My heart breaks for his family and everyone dealing with bullying. His family did everything right- expressed love and acceptance but still lost him.

That there are things that can destroy our kids that are completely outside of our control and love terrifies me.

West Ham have had an extra man for an hour and still are only tied
absolute state

what joke was that? link you need to explain

>what are ya talking about ya fucking weasel let me finish riding this bird then we'll talk alright boy

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*jays*

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>plagiarising reddit posts

You need to go back

(note: don't ask me how I know this)

oh no
no no no this can't happening
noooooooo

americans are like cartoon characters

what happens if you send a snap to Team Snapchat

can't I just raise my snap score like that?

*cough*
PENGdon

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those hands are a dead giveaway

might give /nor'easter/ another go

fucking jay me cunt, i dare ya to fuckking jay me you fuckign bastard ya

>tfw housemates are inspiring go-getters
>i'm a passive, ambitionless runtoid

ugly men face the most discrimination of any group in history

>fucking jay me cunt, i dare ya to fuckking jay me you fuckign bastard ya

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good, ugliness needs to be removed from the gene pool

What's your snapchat score lads? (don't lie) mine's 40,000ish

Girl asked me why it was so high once

>implying new jersey and new york can post in it
absolutely disgusting

mad how im going to ireland soon and if i see any of you lads aroune i wont hesitate heeming you into the stratosphere

They're deciding where to go on holiday and Neil suggests Turkey and Will makes a reference to the Armenian genocide. Can't find the scene online.

>fucking jay me cunt, i dare ya to fuckking jay me you fuckign bastard ya

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most virginal post l've ever read

BUS TURDS

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ill join

I don't have any social media accounts

also I'm a virgin and I have no pals

She calling me handsome, please stop pretending
J Hus butters senpai, I never been a peng ting

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don't have social media. makes me a right social leper. text messages will do.

then it's just New England not the northeast

Yeah just looked it up, was deemed a suicide.
Heard from a friend whose family was more familiar with her that, being from Palestine, she had some very upset family members whom she was scared of. Apparently she had disavowed Islam and was completely Westernised, which led her to fear for her life, or threats being made. So I think she killed herself because the situation was too stressful, or she didn't want to bring any harm to her surrogate "family" over in the States.

not stupidity or criminality?

ah yes havent seen a hornet in years now ive had to kill 2 that have been in my room in the past 4 days
must have a literal hornets nest lurking somewhere
excellent

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>fucking jay me cunt, i dare ya to fuckking jay me you fuckign bastard ya

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exactly

I'm a virgin but NOT an incel, since I actually respect women and treat them like human beings. Maybe if you incel retards tried that you might actually get laid one dat?

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had it since like April and it's 700 lmao I'm a virgin freak

might just send loads of video snaps to celebrities and get to 2000 before uni

>implying they aren't linked

isn't it funny how the economy keeps growing but people are getting worse off?
it's almost like the system is rigged

just get social media you dirty virgin

shame. vile religion.

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*includes you as coguarantor*

got a wasps nest in my roof cavity
not bothered
they can't get in and i don't go out

every time people tell me things i'm really afraid of coming off boring so I just bullshit and try and one up them or make up outlandish stories for no reason and now I think I've become the Jay of my friends group

it just means theres more people
more pennies = more growth

>shemale
dios mio

what kind of vapid braindead bugman uses snapchat, much less cares what his "score" is?

all virgins are incels

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must be a coincidence

>he's THAT cunt

actual virgin freak

A newborn baby is technically an incel.

incels actually believe this

if you're telling your employees that you're a virgin you're obviously not happy about it

Good observation. It should be this getting fifty thousand likes from women instead of posts celebrating this behaviour pattern.

northern hands

tbf both hornets have come in when my bedroom light has been on and the window is open so the nest probably isnt in my parents house
still they prang me out theyre bloody massive bastards

Been rapidly losing hair for the past two weeks lads, big clumps come out in my hands. May kill myself if it continues

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based

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Lost my virginity when I was 18

Could have been a close one, thought I was going to be an incel!

I make sure everywhere I walk is covered with at least ply carpet
That way I'll have half a chance if I get a surprise suplex

NEW
NEW
NEW

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It's too late now

I truly fucked it when everyone started secondary school and had somehow collectively agreed that they would be making Bebo accounts without me and got a head start socialising before school even started

confirmation bias, most clever people aren't attractive

this one time I was doing karate and when I blocked my openents kick he broke my shin. After I got a quick back rub I swan kicked him, pointed his gf out in the crowd and winked at her

absolute state of these fucking loser virgin freaks posting actual trannies
you should probably kill yourselves

In any group of four 16-25 males there will always be a Will, Jay, Neil and a Simon archetype. It's scary how accurate this rule is.

why?

because it's true

you might have stress induced alopecia

actually in shock that I managed to lose my virginity at 19
it seems like it should've happened much later for me

>fucking jay me cunt, i dare ya to fuckking jay me you fuckign bastard ya

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palms of my hands and soles of my feet are yellow
what's wrong with me lads?

You don't become involuntary until you actually become romantically interested
So say 13ish

fingers crossed we go back to piracy on the high seas
look out spain arrrr haha

I'm the only one posting trannies, lad. Calm down.

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Faroe Islands gf 2019 is on

dirty smoker

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Wasn't stressed till my fucking hair started coming out

fungal infection.