/brit/

usually wank with my left hand even though I'm right handed

yeah but i associate it with poor people x - melv

stopped watching his videos
what's he done now

i want to learn a poem anyone know one?

Nought wrong with a bit of light pederasty got to be honest.

probably paki rape gangs operating in both of those poorthern towns

I hate sandniggers

how does he manage to jetset around the country to attend all the countless KKK rallies going on?

yeh- you can do many cums before it gets crusty

also you can put it on the radiator during winter and it feels cash money when you use it

i do this too, my nob feels proper weird in my right hand

how the fuck is anyone meant to buy a house without a deposit from your parents

why are french people better than us at literally everything

remember the trilla sox beef?

bring the ruckets by the wonton clan

Tim has tweeted essentially the same tweet 9 times in a row
Need a Yankee to go save him
twitter.com/TimmyUk

amphibious hands typed this post

Would you?

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just lift up your shirt and cum on your chest, feels super nice and natural

hard work and not complaining

less underclass scum

Pop these niggas like a wheelie, nigga, you a silly nigga
In the hood with them billy niggas and them Hoover niggas
You run up and they shootin' niggas, we ain't hoopin', nigga
Yo KB, you a loser, nigga, up that Uzi, nigga

no

*sends you to bed with no tea*
merked

just save up a weeks wage ffs

more immigrants

these threads are bad

Sold my graphics card
Will buy one of the new RTX ones when they release next month

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how the fuck is he so fast

already make enough to easily service a mortgage but can't afford a deposit tbqhwy

your potato starved shithole is bad

a boat beneath a sunny sky

sounds good and easy to remember

there will be if you come around

A woman who was stabbed to death with her mother was on the phone to police as she was attacked, detectives said.

Raneem Oudeh, 22, and her mother Khaola Saleem, 49, were stabbed in a street in Solihull in the early hours of Monday.

West Midlands Police are searching for Miss Oudeh's ex-partner Janbaz Tarin, 21, in connection with the deaths.

going to read the welcome to the NHK manga because apparently it's about a paranoid virgin freak shut in with a drug addiction. he sounds like me desu

Jow Forums chews through jannies faster than every other board because ours just focusses on policing /brit/ and ignoring everything else.

Is this movie lit?
The nerds on /tv/ say it is.
Mite watch.

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coop pasta salads are minging

just found a lump of chicken the size of a baby's fist that was 100% gristle

recommend me some hats for a man suffering from rapid hair loss

I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

right

he doesnt have a drug addiction in the show. he does however develop a based anime sex game addiction

dunno but pater says its good

>buying pasta salad
Just make one you moron

youtube.com/watch?v=hJmVlt98FLA

soundtrack is kino already
youtu.be/ISxyo-kRlxw

timothy james byrne here flat spracklen house dukes place marlow it's ... scoochie can we do a date check? ... it's the 28th of august 2018 ... and I still don't see the point in brexit

essential NEET viewing/reading

reasonable house in dublin would cost atleast 300k

i'd need to be making about 80k per year to get a mortgage ffs

am literally and unironically talking to a chinese girl at the moment and i dont care why vfs have to say about it

never been to a gym that has a policy against deadlifting too loudly
that sounds genuinely retarded to me

ah yes let me just chop the veg, roast the chicken, fry the bacon, dry the meat out for an hour, make the sauce, mix it all together and chill it

ingredient cost: £8.50+
time cost: over an hour

you have been pwned. never, ever reply to me again

confirmed tuesday nite kino piece

>bradford
yep already has one

>last thread annihilated in 30 mins flat
>this one grinds to a halt

what the FUCK

that's why im not going to watch the show desu, the paranoia and drugs seem like a major missing piece

>volume 1, chapter 2: welcome to the Lolita
im guessing that's the sex game part

dont like the voices gays have

I'm not posting

might smoke to be cool

bit ill lads :/

might quit smoking after this nerd starts smoking
because that would make smoking gay

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For £8.50 you'd have ten times the amount of food too you fucking spastic.

Tell me how it is lad.

>tim had been practicing singing and piano daily for years now and still hasn't gotten better
starting to think that I was lied to about the whole "practice makes perfect" thing

do it
smoking is unironically cool as fuck
(soyboys will disagree with this post)

never been to a gym

i can just tell you're lisicki

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I'm a manlet and I live with my parents

still ill?

it's because of his schizophrenia, it fucks your working memory
he was actually an accomplished piano player/singer before he went mental, if anything his skills have degraded

thoughts? feelings? reflections?

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1 vine compilation then bed

>he was actually an accomplished piano player/singer before he went mental
pfftahahahahahahaha
no he fucking wasn't

you the lad that shit himself earlier?

bit too earthy for my tastes

I can play that bit of In The End and a bit of the Kingdom Hearts theme. Need to play again sometime.

Awful. Hula Hoop Flavourings are the new best crisp

mental how people on /brit/ pick up on your mannerisms/slang and steal your gimmicks and what not.

not sure how i feel about this to be honest

This Be The Verse by Phillip Larkin
Like pretty much all of Larkin's stuff because he was basically a bit of a robot rourke

Big Wet Butts

Tim has children and had a successful career in IT.

seen em but never had em

what's the best flavour?

the same phenomenon happens in real life, you'd know if you had mates

impressive reddit spacing

his children died in a house fire and that's why tim went mental

I don't have any acne

yeah true

in sixth form i said quitely to myself "some boy" about something, then this girl started laughing for 5 minutes and went "what did you just say?" and within half a week everyone around school was saying it

proofs?