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just boofed 2 grams of monkey dust
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>the first time experiencing an mdma come up on a big dose
literally better than losing your virginity. i swear i had ego death for about 10 seconds before i came to.

just did a panadol lads im absolutely mental
i have work tomorrow and everything

>their descendants conquered Britain
The newspaper industry.

depends how much you are gonna do/how long you want to be off your head
I usually do a half g, so I'd just split into even thirds, maybe one slightly bigger
I've done a half gram bomb before, about three years ago, but that was a bit fucking stupid and I've never done that since

the mailorder gf
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that's because the normans were black

Lads try candyflipping

Two tabs/200ug then half a pill 3 hours later

Eveything looks peng, feels peng and you're chatting decent shite and not utter bollocks like on md. Really aesthetic experience

just don't use street acid looool

some of you mad lads i'd love to go on a nightout with and drop some pills

What happens in Donegal?

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Why put it in pills then?

>last name is either Irish or Norman in origin

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always wanted to do it, struggle to get hold of acid now though
hopefully soon

looks too kino to be unscripted

far cheaper byproduct created when making MD

Despise holes

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when i fist started masturbating i would just flick my dick back and forth really fast with my middle finger

Did something similar, felt like my brain full on melted when the MD kicked in and literally couldn't form a single though
then listened to Andy Stott - Passed Me By and the walls and lights pulsed to the music and almost jizzed myself
lol

wish I could take it for the first time again
it was in the temple of boom in leeds 2010 and one of the best nights of my life

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Anybody have that Kays cooking video that is absolutely disgusting? One of her early ones, she's deleted it.

Atheists are self-hating. Proof? /brit/ is mostly Atheists and hates Atheists.

fuck me genuinely thought i was dying taking 220mg for my first time but i cant believe some of you cunts actually drop 2-3x that

fuck all
Irelands sparsely populated outside of the cities. theres no jobs so young people are forced to move to population centres

this
the problem is though that its effects feel exactly like really weak MD, so people take say half a pill that has PMA in it, think it's just a shit pill and take another whole one

I tried it and it wasn't actually that good
the lsd was totally overpowered and it turned out being a worse experience than if I would have taken them separately

not much, great place though

Forgot to bring my leisure book to work, so now I'm posting on /brit/ like some chump

I work 12hrs a day 7 days a week. I work 84 hours a week.

just take breaks lad
I only do it every so often now and while it's not as magical as the first time it's still really fucking good

just want a gf with anxiety who likes harry potter, netflix, travelling, dogs and wine

I don't think that's real. When regular people have a camera pointed at them they look into the lens and have to be told to stop while actors don't look at the camera at all.

i haven't done it in over a year because my guy disappeared mysteriously
would like to do it again but what can you do

Tim

need a gf with no self-esteem that i can dominate

Mandy (crystal) in its pure form isn't that consistent with purity even from a consistent dealer. I usually have a taster and after about an hour and 10 mins I can usually tell the strength.
Dark web has good shit but I've known people get fucked from postal checks

well i did but it was a fucking terrible idea

>no oxford comma
uh-oh

We've got another war with France on our hands

I don't know how there's any confusion. If it's Irish but could be Norman, then it's Norman whether it's from Ireland or not, the only question is whether you have roots in England going back before the eighteenth century or so.
Normans in Ireland were the vanguard of English colonisation until English plebs decided that being papists made them Irish, so now most people with Norman names call themselves Irish unless they're English Tarqs. Surnames that weren't just patronymics or noble titles didn't catch on in England until after a lot of the Norman invaders of lower rank had become Anglicised, or were named after professions or locations in England instead of something Norman.

This girl asked me if I've tried the new pumpkin spice latte yet. I told her "I don't really drink lattes".

Do I really look like that much of a soyboy?

You rang?

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it is literally impossibe to find a girl that likes all those things

That was a bit silly.

120mg literally floors me I can't even speak and my eyebrows go mental. half a gram what the fuck are youse lot doing you must be either brick shithouses or sitting in a corner crying

Fishermen are fucking mongs.

Just need a gf with three hundred sexual partners willing to settle down age 35

>copywriter
Absolute disgust.

the normans intermarried with gaelic clans and adopted their customs

how is liking dogs a hobby

Looks like she got shagged every weekend at uni

tell her to take a shower

i dropped about 500mg on saturday and im on antidepressants as well
i reckon drug dangers are proper over blown. i knew a 15 year old who took 5 pills on his first time, he looked like he had parkinsons and didnt know what day it was but he didn't die.
my mate OD'd on mdma, but only after doing an eighth of it, he didn't die or anything
im not saying go mental on it, but it takes a lot to kill you. even taking cyanide is perfectly fine at certain doses.

lmao you are such a pathetic neurotypical

DUDEE FUCKING DRUGS LM
FAOOO

>just want a loser gf :p
have some self confidence for fuck sake

virge

need a gf who is just regular and smart

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Love it when lads post their tinder matches here thinking they're the dog bollocks.

They're fucking shocking looking mate, and we all know you're going to fuck it up like a spaz and not get a shag.

Virgin here. I want to get a girl get an abortion at some point. I don't know how, I don't know when, but I want to have so much power over a girl that I'm with that I get her to annihilate the little miracle we created together.

my m8 did a 1g wrap of mdma and had a seizure/foaming at the mouth
he was alright after though

what the fuck did you just call me?

She REALLY likes dogs

want to try acid but not sure how to get my hands on some

Insofar as it suited them. Gaelic culture wasn't a hill they would die on, quite the opposite, it was only Catholicism that split them from the mainstream English.

a quick nightcap of codeine then its off to bed

dangerously overconfident post
people have died from single pills and single tabs, it's important to be careful

a pathetic neurotypical

You don't need drugs. You need hugs.

Remember overhearing some conversation
>"So I'm apprenticing at work and they're doing a BBQ. The guy cooking offers the tongs and asks 'you know how to BBQ?' and I'm like 'uh.....YEAH..... I'm a MAN, of course I know'"

Imagine being that insecure

Darknet. Be careful with it as scene and setting is eveything. It doesn't just force one experience like MDMA does

Don't use street acid you'll get an nbome and die (inb4 memes)

I work at a school and a pretty milfy teacher who was in for the day referred to herself as 'mummy' in third person while I was in her classroom.

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Go get your head checked and an exorcism you sick little runt.

No-one has 500mg at once. Most I've had is 300mg of really weak shit that I mentioned in a previous post. I am 14 and a half stone and 6'2 so I probably need more too

walk down any street in london and you'll receive some acid alright

Hate mixed race people

Had some bad dating experiences sweaty? x

Don't do dope. Do hope.

*sneers at one pill*
One day you'll work for me.

this is how the other half lives
fascinating, absolutely fascinating

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lol that will fuck you mind up for the rest of your life doing that many pills. Usually what is mixed with it can kill you

patrician

need my ex back but she's hurt me too much and somehow has completely forgotten me and gotten over me despite being around me daily for four years and relying on my heavily in the past

For me it's BTS

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what type of environment should I take it in chilled and relaxed?
do I need a tripsitter like with the first time doing shrooms or nah?

girls on tinder are fucking boring

The government should force everyone to get an abortion. I will not rest until every fetus that has ever existed is aborted.

me and the lads enjoying vidya kino

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funny but sadly true

>with anxiety who likes harry potter, netflix
Why would you want this?

knew a mate that dropped 3 pingers in one night and it looked like he was having a stroke on the dance floor

big fan of the "sweaty xx" gimmick

This lad spent 13 years walking around the world
Started off with 3 mates who all died during
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yeah
acid is less "controllable" than shrooms and lasts longer
have plans of somewhere to go and things to do and to not be disturbed by interruptions or obligations
basically do it on a proper day off

zionists are the absolute whiniest bitches out there jesus christ
there's a lot to attack Corbyn about but not this

I've done 500mg at once, know of people that have done more too
It was really fucking dumb, I was fine really but for a couple of hours I was absolutely fucking blasted, looked like I was trying to chew my eyebrows off and my only memories of the peak feel like they are on about a x6 fast forward.

Tinder is totally fucking useless. You're better off just flashing strangers downtown than wasting obscene amounts of time flipping past brain-dead hoes who are only there for 10/10 guys.

bit like job searches

can tell u ugly baby but u aint wrong