Is New Zealand as nice as it seems?

Is New Zealand as nice as it seems?
seems very cozy tbqh

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It's alright.

Earthquakes, volcanos, and tsunamis, what else am I missing..?

I think you've got one of the best country in the world.
But we have too and I'm not satisfied either.

Probably if you got a good job. But I was talking to a kiwi bouncer and he is literally (the proper one) paid over twice as much for a fairly similar cost of living

Any problems there? I hear about Chinese taking over and housing prices being very expensive, at least in Auckland

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I think so too, but I'll always find something to complain about no matter how little.
Yeah thats a problem.
They recently banned foreigners from buying houses here so we'll see what happens.
I don't expect much to come from it.
The yellow peril is a constant threat that we've seem to grown complaisant about.

Do you have ferns?

No.

aw

What are the best and worst places? I assume avoid Auckland because it's probably "diverse" and expensive. But what about the other places like Wellington, Christchurch, and Queenstown?

Avoid Wellington. It has the name of an asshole.

But beef Wellington is amazing.

>What are the best places?
P A L M E R S T O N N O R T H

Jacinda is cute! CUTE!

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Wellington is filled with those progressive types but is actually quite a nice place.
Christchurch is still recovering from the quakes a bit, I haven't been there in some time so I can't say how the rebuild is going
and Queenstown is filled with tourist, a nice place to visit but fuck living there.
Based.

Oh wow yeah she is.

new zealand is comfy if you think having wieners in your bumhole is comfortable
land of poofters desu

Abos vs Maoris, which are worse?

wh*tes

THIS!!!!!!!!!

Maori have some hot women.

t. Just-in Trudeau

pretty left-wing country overall?

forgot to post this kek

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Its the Canada of Oceania

Abos maoris can at least be functioning members of society when they want to be
they have to be mixed to all hell for that

kek

Show me some pure Maori qt's

non existent, we mutted them so hard a quarter of them are just white

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yea

peng

Where are all the Australians? Don't you guys hate each other or is that just bantz?

I see a negro-like nose in her

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Cute!

Was a tourist in Queenstown and can confirm: top tourist town, but towns not far from it also seemed cozy with fewer tourists

maori's have found more success in crime, it seemsto bring them out of poverty rather than continuing the cycle
abos are too isolated and lazy to deal hard drugs, cycle steroids and get enough resources to run an efficient business model

Just curious but how much did the flight cost you?

just bantz lad
except when they're bein fucken pooftas

I imagine lots of 'Strayans come to NZ because it's much nicer and has no killer spiders or stingrays (RIP Steve)?

Can any kiwis here redpill me on tuataras?

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It's the opposite, we export all our trash to their country

Are Amerilards welcome there? I imagine the culture is not that different?

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dino lizards from 200 million years ago that won't fucking breed on the main island so we never see them

to Australia? yeah you'll be fine, people might give you a bit of bants on the accent though
here you'll also be fine, people might mistake you for Canadian that seems to happen a lot desu

New Zealand is diet Australia

we have 800k kiwis or something
its fucking weird in the last few months theres been a whole bunch of random service workers at bottle shops and officeworks and shit who're american

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We are all Anglo brothers and sisters descended from the same people and speak the same language

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How are they different from normal lizards? They have their own whole branch of Reptilia if I remember right.

>800k kiwis
That's a pretty large number. Why so many? Why would they leave NZ though? It's nicer than Australia

More money.

Why are Americans so fucking cringe?

Proofs?

it's basically the same country with way higher wages

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FUCK off mutt

look at the asspain on this guy

based

stay mad, Abo. USA is #1 country in the world. deal with it.

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>reddit memes XDD :DD

cringe