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Drinking Kraken edition

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>tfw I'll probably be walking into a sex store tommorrow with my mum after what happened today.
SHE KNOWS LADS.

Dude what the fuck

Mind reader. lol

Australian's are basically a hivemind desu

Drink with me you faggot Westy

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fucked my P's because i was a retard for a second and thats a good slab worth of money gone

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Learning experience. I have to find fucking blacks for hospitality and I don't have a work provider. Feels bad

the thing is it wasn't even a learning experience because it was a one off retarded mistake where i went to merge to turn right because i slightly lost focus and it was a one lane road just with shit tons of room on either side because it was a town

Hamburger for dinner tonight lads, and you?

Yeah but I am the Gerorg evangelist. No one really drives like that but they want you to prove you can so that you are responsible for when you've had a drink and they fire a tazer into your chest

Rum. Ate some sushi earlier

If we're drinking i wanna not remember anything from the last week, I feel the void taking me again

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Finna fap to some tranny porn lads

I got up at 1pm and I'm already thinking of going to bed, I wish I could sleep forever

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What's going on?

Alex Jones plz go and stay go

iktfb

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I really wish I was a cyberpunk

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Just read 40k fan fiction like a normal person

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No thanks, I'm not 14
Although the fan fiction is probably better than some of the official novels.

Listening to the all guardsmen party rn. Its gud

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you know, the usual regret regret regret, a little drink solves that stuff out

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Just listen to Roll the Bones by Rush. Helps me

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Hello /ausnz/

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Ooooo good idea, but that isn't my type of music, but i like the idea

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Hey magyar. How are you?

It grows on you. I like nobody's hero too

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I am fine, didn't post here since July. How are you?

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You were here like 2 nights ago. I'm ok. Having a quiet night in I guess. Shame there's been no good movies for a while

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Oh well yeah, but before that.

Why don't Hungarian's make good movies? Everyone in the West has heard the name Corvinus but I doubt many people know he was a Hungarian King

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NO!
I shan't be drinking tonight.
I don't have anything to drink.

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Weak after I've stopped anyway though

I FUCKING HATE WORKING AT QUESTACON

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We have a few good movies, they just don't get famous. We are pretty good at dubbing tho.

Another time we'll have a drink together.

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Can i join in on this group activity?

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Yes (fuck phone posting)

Phoneposting is the best, it's super comfy and it means you can post whatever you want and not get banned.

I don't see why not, the more the merrier.

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Eh means I have to deal with both auto correct and capatcha

this

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Season 2 when

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NEVER

Why you do this to me?

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Nah shouldn't be far off, I think they were just waiting for the light novels get ahead so they have more story.
I didn't actually think all that much of it, it was entertaining but it just didn't stick with me.

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You cats should get a room, a lewd room

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Eh I enjoyed it. Went as far as reading a bit of the ln's. Checked it though and last I looked there was 5 volumes and now there's 13. Movie slated for 2019 which seriously sucks because it means no seris

>hasn't seen the absolute fucking state of either of us
Enjoy your fan fiction

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I'd write a shit 5 page story if you gave me the chance, i tell you hwat

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plz don't

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How can a room itself be lewd?
I don't understand.
Speak for yourself, I'm handsome as frick.

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ikr but I didn't want to let on

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You would like that wouldn't you?
Yeah nah, I'm too fucked to be able to write comprehensively

i.e Mr. Aussie Man's room

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A room with lewd stuff in it.

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I'm just playing buddy.
>A room with lewd stuff in it.
Has he been nicking dirty mags and putting the pin ups on the wall?
>Mr. Aussie Man's room
I'll go there, only to drink his rum, play some cards and stumble home though.

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Not really but please feel free to jibber jabber a bit about things

So am I. You're a bit of a minger if I'm honest

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100% Cute

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Surprised you're still awake mate

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Rood.

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Exactly.

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I shouldn't be, I gotta make coffee in the morning

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Poor thing. YOu'll be fine though. Perils of drinking on a school night

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I'll add alcohol to the coffee, then i won't get hungover

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Dislike Irish coffee desu. The smell of the evaporating alchohol outs me off. Also turning up to work after no sleep and smashed is generally not recommended

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Bailey's in an espresso is the better alternative, and if i do a good job I can't get fired anyways

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That sounds really nice actually. Might give it a go at some point. Problem is for home use I want a 1.5k bit of kit. ie boiler machine

>sssssiiiiip

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Mean

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I'm not teasing you by having a little sip am I?
>sssssiiiiiiiiiiipppp

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Am having a comfy decaf with coconut water actually so sip away

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decaf? decaf? you don't mean decaffeinated coffee right? and coconut water? You aren't some sort of vegetarian or a man on a diet right?

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It's 10.30. Its $4 decaf from woolies so like 20 kiwibux, And I like it. Its like comfy milk

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bloody Woolworth
Alright, i'll be okay with you drinking it; since i like you so much

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Aw that's kind of you. Sad I tried to go to bed now

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KILLING ME SOFTLY.

Time to make a wish.

>Listening

Read what the was a while ago. Makes comfy background story

>tfw posting at 2:00 am

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Go to sleep.

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not until i've had my bedtime wank

frig it's 2am...how ;_;

What the heck?
Where did the time go?

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i usually go on

Lewd stuff isn't allowed.

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don't need lewd stuff to have a wank, only losers need that

Then what do you wank to?

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imagination

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Wanking is lewd.

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wank time is a sacred occasion, not lewd at all
what are you, a prude?

No, not at all. It just isn't so clean.

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>Wanking is lewd.
This.
Only other people should touch your nether regions, touching it yourself is just too far.

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Good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Currently watching Happy Sugar Life and really enjoying it, anyone know of something similar i could watch while i wait for new episodes?

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>Happy Sugar Life
I haven't seen it so I don't know what it's like so I couldn't, making this comment useless and this reply totally unneeded.

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It's about a psycho, paedo girl.

I'll have to have a gander at it then.

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why is this general so full of pathetic weaboo faggots

this tbqhwy

i attempted to visit this thread a few times cause it's my own country but it's just flooded with autist weebs

Generals usually are.

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