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Probably the first antipodean new in months that DIDN’T have a dancing amphibian

>Got better things to do
like?

Anyone see that Ruby bird in bakeoff last night? Fuck me what a sort

*takes the thesaurus away from you*

blown the FUCK out

go to sleep. its supposed to be comfy hours without you spastics

Toil

it's only midnight
i'm usually hear at this time anyway
fuck off

i run this general

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yeah ok faggot, youre probably masturbating

sharting at the thought of toilers

I've been fired from every job I've ever had. About 15~ jobs.

But, none of that matters when you're an ""artist"", as fucking GAY as that sounds, I know, but that is my 'career' and how I pay my bills. I reckon some of you lads with 'anxiety' should take this pill, it will free you.

I've done so much shit and thought nothing of it because I know it's an experience and may be 'material' for me to use later. It's like it doesn't matter because I'm working towards something else, so I am literally unable to feel embarrassment or shame anymore. And believe me, I've tried, lol.

It's like a get out of 'shame' free card. I can do anything and it's just for my work, I can talk to anyone, I can do shit that normal people would say is 'crazy' and have done so many times. Even IF someone was to confront me, I tell them what I do and they say "Oh" as if it somehow makes sense. You can do the craziest shit say for example if you're a musician or whatever (providing you actually have work out there and some 'fans' or something), and you basically have a safety net there that NO OTHER thing can provide. You can be weird/autistic/whatever and get away with all of it. Knowing you can put out X with your instrument and someone will buy it, it's freeing, and is literally impossible to have the wageslave mindset.
You know, think about like fucking touring musicians or buskers etc, they can just set up somewhere and bang, they have X money they just made in an hour. They can do it anywhere and it will be the same. You can even force yourself into situations which you know will be difficult for you or some form of hardship, and it will literally run off you like nothing, you won't feel it, it just glides over you... because you know it's just shit you might use later. Basically it's Rimbaud-esque, I think he said similar. But this is why writers/musicians/painters/artists/comedians/whoever have that certain ease about how they move through life.

Any of you lads watch disenchantment?
Is it worth a watch?

think I'm on the only white in the train right now. pretty comfy

I watched about 3 episodes, It's shit

have you watched mamma mia season 2?

doesn't sound comfy at all lad
still remember when a french wog was trying to defend paris the other day

it was me haha x

I have not

just developed tinnitus at 7:45 this morning

It's because everything becomes an 'experience', you're not living for the moment anymore.
So you can literally do anything. I could go to prison tomorrow and I wouldn't be overly fucked about it. I could have X or Y happen to me and it wouldn't bother me so much.

It's a bizarre thing, I don't think I've ever seen any """"artist"""" as in, writer/musician/painter/etc write about it. Except for Hamsun, Rimbaud and Byron maybe, or a few other similar writers.

But yeah, it's a get out of 'shame' free card. It's like taking xanax daily in terms of how little you care about how you're perceived in a moment.

I'm an artist too (computer programmer)

If you boys want to stop being faggots and anxious read Hunger by Knut Hamsun

What's for dinner tonight lads?

reckon i'm a bit of an artist myself (autist)

some "german" burger from maccies that has two sausages and some weird mustard, but only because a meal is 15RMB on offer

pass runt

nothing gets past you does it sherlock

I mean whether a computer programmer is an 'artist' I don't know or care, but if you have work out, then yeah, you might feel this. Not every 'artist' will feel this way obviously, I think it probably requires a certain level of self awareness and IQ (inb4) to begin with. There are obviously people who don't feel this way.

But say you were a great painter, and you had works released that were 'masterful' works, or even if they were just 'works in progress' or something, if you were passionate about it enough everything else becomes second to it. Your life becomes second to it, if you understand me. You get lost in your passion so much that to better it, or better yourself for it, or to find inspiration, etc, you will risk everything and not care about petty bullshit. You will basically be following the mad whims so as to better yourself or find inspiration for your passion, etc. Which is what I was trying to say. Once you're in this mode, you can no longer feel shame or embarrassment.

So maybe there is some computer programmer out there who fits this description and is a fucking free bird in this way

Why is there a literal author here?

ok then if nothing matters to you and nothint bothes you why dont you paypal me 30 quid lad?

can't be me then I have a low IQ

>republic of australia

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I don't buy for a second that anyone can go through their life now without worrying about what is happening in the world because drumpf is president and he's evil

nigger!

I'm not saying nothing matters, you retard. I'm not nihilistic at all. I'm saying shit that once seemed a big deal to you becomes minuscule and irrelevant to the point you feel like you're floating through life even if you're a starving artist, it won't matter.
You boys on here whining about 'virgin' and having no girlfriend, etc, these will all disappear if you followed my advice. And you'd probably get laid anyway during.

Doubt it lad, but you must have an artist you like or something, and you've watched an interview with them and it turned out they were retarded and you didn't expect it at all?
Good artists can be stupid as fuck, but to have the mindset I'm talking about you probably can't be retard level since you need certain traits, etc.

my mates turned into an utter wanker, used to be a quiet lad but was a good pal up until he made fuck loads of money from crypto now its like hes a completely different person proper arrogant little show off dickhead now

we'll probably still be the commonwealth of australia after we become a republic tbqh
it'd be a hassle changing everything otherwise

>:(

>He didn't buy crypto

yeah I suppose David Lynch is retarded, but he has a good mindset

I did

whites, are all a bit, especially, great britain soooo self-hating, self-cynical it's becoming a problem
we need a purge but a rebuilidng whos with me

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the janny giving me a talking to

Are you the same cunt that asks this on the /auspol/ threads too?

David Lynch more like, well, i dunno
something similar but obviously not him

they'll worry about what the media tells them to worry about

leg o' lamb
lamb flavoured rice
broccoli that was to be eaten by a lamb

>aus/pol/

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rate my art

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w/e

had sex 2 or 3 times a day for the past couple of weeks

can't stand any discussion of australian politics online by aussies
the double chan aus board was pure political cancer

thanks

niggerpol

britbrap

german sounds so cool

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i don.t want you to receive any authentic appraisal of your artwork ever
i want you to be entirely confused as to whether people like or dislike it. or feel anything at all from it.
not out of malice just because the idea of that is mildly amusing

slipping on a 'nana peel

maybe you lads prefer the painting i made of my gf

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Think I'm losing it

There are countless examples of 'artists' believing in stupid shit but they still created masterpieces.
It's just how it goes, there is bound to be an imbalance somewhere. If an artist is a 'lefty' it's easy to fall in the trap of thinking "This dumb cunt, fucking fag, what an idiot", but then he might be a fucking genius painter or something. It doesn't matter in that way. All I'm saying is once you're in the mindset of what I tried describing, the little things do not bother you at all, it's just another stepping stone, it's just another source of potential inspiration, etc.
Anyway, yeah, it's a get out of shame free card, I know that much. I hate to use 'artist' but yeah...

Look at 'artists' like Sam Hyde (I say that cos he's a good example probably), his actual output is in terms of quality is irrelevant but he can push boundaries of his 'comedy' because everyone knows him as a 'whacky' comedian who does edgy shit, thus he can get away with doing edgier shit. He's probably somewhat immune to feeling shame since he's probably aware that inspiration comes from all sorts of places.

You just breeze through situations that once may have crippled you, but now you don't view them the same way, now they're just wells of experience which you're plundering, it's all still sincere but at the same time you know there is something you're working for/towards so it doesn't feel the same.

Good lad

actual hat

look nice but the right bum looks to perfectly circular unless your gf has an ass implanet
otherwise they're both just "pleasant"

it rains

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>Campells soup
>cliche paintings on wall
>football
Lad, you ain't who I was talking about lol

ana peel

haha Lynched

anna friel

draw my gf
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*blocks your path*
none shall pass

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comfy

selling england by the pound lads

thanks lads english isnt my first language but i understand

no pussy or bumhole here lads

fed my mate's pet chicken a fish and all she did was peck at it

what an odd pair of legs fucking weird

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Boom!
Karen!

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always terrified when i see a rare or unusual animal in the wild

I want to smell Emma Watson’s anus as she farts.

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imagine if a nude model for an art class was a big hairy australian bloke gaping his arsehole

always freak out when I see massive moths the size of my hand just chilling on a wall or something. I only see them a few times a year and I'm always startled

Got 3,000 upvotes on reddit for commenting on the thread about scotlands making sanitary products free for students. All it took was 'about bloody time' haha wow reddit is easy

thats cannibalism

i will still have paint that

Little freak running his freakish show for freaks

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i wish food would get scarce lol

*pretends to be a student and sells the fanny pads on*

Before I knew this or before I learned this through trial and error of life choices, I was a nervous wreck. I was like the average /brit/ poster, except I was already fucking whores and shit because I'm not a retard. But, I was 'anxious' and depressive like the average Jow Forums poster, I felt trapped, everything was a massive thing to me, every interaction, every experience was a big deal where I felt like the world was ending, I was suicidal, I was on pills, I needed booze to cope, not for fun, etc. Soon after I started getting feedback and other people supporting me and my work which I had created with my own two hands that had sprung out of hardships and experiences I've had, then something clicked in my mind where after I began seeing shit as 'experience'. So, get fired from 15 jobs? Who cares? Get into X trouble? Oh well. Girlfriend leaves? Too bad, get another. Bad shit happened? Damn, it will pass.

Everything became an experience from which I could take something from and move forward. I could sublimate that negative experience into my work and therefore the negative experience was actually a positive one and so you begin putting yourself into situations on purpose. So things stopped bothering me. I stopped feeling any anxiety, I basically felt like I could do anything, and I still do. I have my passion, which is what I'm still here for. Everything else became small and came after that. Everything I do is for that, even if it killed me.

what if a british lad strolled out with an erection and stuck it up in there

>9AM
>rorke already flipping his shit

give it a rest will you rorke

did any of you lads catch a word of what that virgin freak just said?

the missus has gotten through the toilet paper at some rate this time

>"A poet makes himself a visionary through a long, boundless, and systematised disorganisation of all the senses. All forms of love, of suffering, of madness; he searches himself, he exhausts within himself all poisons, and preserves their quintessences. Unspeakable torment, where he will need the greatest faith, a superhuman strength, where he becomes all men the great invalid, the great criminal, the great accursed--and the Supreme Scientist! For he attains the unknown! Because he has cultivated his soul, already rich, more than anyone! He attains the unknown, and if, demented, he finally loses the understanding of his visions, he will at least have seen them! So what if he is destroyed in his ecstatic flight through things unheard of, unnameable: other horrible workers will come; they will begin at the horizons where the first one has fallen!" -- Rimbaud

it's super easy
you just say what a sub wants to hear and the reddit (You)'s come rolling in

Reckon i could fight and kill Rorke

Mummy is getting me a burger and chips from the fish and chips shop :3

how is musk so stupid seriously