Wake up lazy bones edition
/ausnz/
Ian Kelly
Henry Ortiz
primero por el hilo latino
Leo Gomez
fair enough
Brayden Baker
*CLANG CLANG CLANG*
Parker Price
Good morning.
Camden Garcia
Please no noise.
James Rogers
Truly being racially superior has its upsides
Hey mate. How you doing?
Carter Allen
saved
Cameron Kelly
mm hmm
How are you today anyway
William Thompson
pretty good, went lifting, ate a burger and a pizza, mad gains man
Brody Rodriguez
Mmm I ate some pizza and did some push ups last night. Still spooky skellington mode though. I need a quick and dirty 10kg
Angel Walker
Same, i need like 10-15kg ASAP
don't care how, im just gonna shovel a lot of food inside of me
Blake Miller
Better off taking it slow and working out or you'll just become skinnyfat. I got the colliwobbles yesterday and I'd basically been only having the odd smoothie and rum for the last couple of days so I took the quick and dirty option
William Perry
yes I'm at a 500kcal surplus and I work out, should be alright, even if I gain a some fat, I'm a master at starving myself and losing weight, no problem.
>I got the colliwobbles yesterday
you alright now?
Xavier Long
Eh not really but I haven't had brekkie or a shower so we'll see how we go
Dominic Roberts
A good breakfast will make you feel better, I always get some bread with peanut butter, never fails me.
Isaac Bell
Eating some guff that looks like nutrigrain atm. We'll see how we go
Isaac Adams
Night rape at KFC
Joshua Ward
kek I know you came out on the bottom. Faggot
Alexander Ramirez
bet you enjoyed it slut
Grayson Ross
No I didn't you emu
Jordan Gray
Wait, no, it's me who performs the rape
Liam Roberts
Eh I know my man well enough. Westy would have cut through you like a scythe through grain or whatever you Russians use
Aaron Ortiz
commie lies
Chase Torres
Whatcha talking about, I sold westy's ass on /ausnz/ black market multiple times for the record price of 1100 roubles
Christian Baker
Any advice to put some meat on my legs?
Thomas Ross
*doubt*
Bentley Price
SQUAT
Jason Murphy
Want something I can do now. I need to see physio and osteo before I commit to squats atm.
Evan Gonzalez
Oof, you should've just told me if you wanted to buy kiwiposter so much, here's a price tags for you:
500 roubles for dunoid
700 roubles for chalmers
905 roubles for welliy
1100 roubles for westy
Chch you can acquire for free.
Dylan White
Bet you got bashed and then sold for a chips and gravy at the KFC. They got ripped off
Jose Ross
Stop being jelly about me getting all kiwis for myself, I can share ya know
Camden Jones
You can do squats without a barbell, bodyweight only, has some variations too.
-Normal ones
-Split Squat
-Bulgarian Split Squat
maybe some more, I'd just pass the time with those, bodyweight only until you can go to the gym.
Jackson Taylor
Nah I'll be right thanks
Yeah I might actually sort myself out to get back into a bit sturdier routine.
Ryan Fisher
and after you made progress with squatting show me your butt
Adam Hernandez
Could have just had a normal conversation.
Jose Gomez
>ausnz
>straight conversations
Domp eet
David Ward
I'm sorry I just can't help myself, don't worry I'll leave you alone now.
Julian Myers
Honestly I only like that cosplayer from Dresden and that's because we just talk about history and shit. He met a Prince of Saxony once. Pretty interested in that sort of thing. EU4 brain
Leo Sanchez
why do aussies animepost so much?
Luis Wilson
Enjoyment I expect
Jose Nguyen
Did NZ finally cop the wrath of God it so richly deserves or something?
Noah Wright
mornin' and heya all.
moving to sydney to work and live, visa almost sorted. can't wait to shitpost under aussie flag
Evan Gray
Cringe
Dylan Smith
No.
I just woke up because I'm a lazy cunt.
Caleb Ortiz
That's a shame, there's always next time
How you doing?
Thomas King
Horrible, I'm back to being sick.
What about yourself?
Anthony Lee
liberals or labour
Lincoln Kelly
That's a bit shit. idk. Taking it as it comes. Gonna do some exercise but also need smokes. Kinda sucks
God Emperor Wilke
Nolan Williams
I need helping making a moral choice.
>apply for jobs for ages
>finally get two interviews about a week apart
>go to first interview
>they give me a job offer immediately and want me to start this upcoming week
>job is pretty similar to the other job I'm interviewing for but pays less and is casual (fulltime hours though)
>other job pays at least 5k more and is fulltime permanent so it would get leave and paid for public holidays
>still haven't interviewed for it though
Good alignment option: Ask them to delay my starting time so that they don't waste time/money on having me in for a couple days if I take the other job in the end. Future chances of getting work with the company stays good but possiblity of missing the job.
Less good option: Take the job, work for a couple days before going to the other interview and if I get an offer taking the better one or if I don't just sticking with the casual job. May damage future chances of working with that company but maybe not.
Bad alignment option: Take the job, keep working until the day before I start the next job (casual so I can quit anytime) and maximise the amount I earn but completely destroy bridges with that company.
Ayden Martinez
Just be yourself
*Gives you the thumbs up*
Asher Thomas
Casual job but fulltime hours. Evil begets evil
Cameron Kelly
the patrician choice, take the casual job, then organize the workforce to strike for 5k more, leave and paid public holidays
Sebastian Kelly
(you)ing myself but this actually irritates me on occasion. Play divinity original sin 2 and have Sebille in full plate armour and she looks like an exotic dancer. Bit immersion braking imo
Jaxon Miller
Terry Davis died.
RIP
This is good advice.
Angel Roberts
Dads getting me KFC for lunch lads.
Joseph Rivera
Sup emu raped kangaroo fucked piece of anonymous posters
Kevin Myers
1 all draw I guess
Jonathan Barnes
Is he getting me something this time?
Logan Wright
Stop posting & go to bed rude Finn.
Asher Stewart
Tell him to grab me some smokes
Thomas Roberts
If you give me your order I will send him a text.
Aaron Nguyen
he's not me and if anyone ought to stop posting it's you
Carson Sanders
What kind?
Justin Gonzalez
Are you a nice Finn? I imagine it would be like hanging out with Tommy Wiseau in the room if you had a Finnish mate
Champion Ruby 50g
Wyatt Lewis
How am i rude when i offer honey made in Finland?
If i were trying to be rude i could easily get many much more replies from buthurt aussies.
Gabriel Ward
What sort of pollen is it made from?
Sebastian Ross
Finns aren't worth replying to.
Haven't seen a single good post come out of them.
I don't even know what KFC has, I can count on one hand how many times I've been there...
Carter Torres
Zinger burger is the only worthwhile food there
Adrian Jenkins
Its made of nortrhern flowers, something you soutrhoids will never completely get
Ryan James
We get Manuka honey. Best honey in the world desu
Jacob James
I have had one of those.
Was bretty gud.
>Manuka honey
You've just made me realise I haven't had honey in a good while.
Logan Harris
Yeah but remember to get them to make it fresh
Yeah I just remembered lots of things. Feels good.
That said its like gold plated hens teeth to get hold of. Still there's a farmer at the farmers market with reasonable prices. Maybe one day if I'm in the mood. Nothing like a tea with a little honey and lemon
Josiah Johnson
>madookey homney
Josiah Young
Isaiah Ward
Thats southroid honey, honey tastes different according to pollen bees use.
Jacob Cook
Its medical honey. Like $50 for 50g or some bullshit
Isaac Nelson
Cute anime pics, can we have serious discussion withouth that?
Whats Australian medical honey like :DDD
Jordan Cooper
Medicinal
Daniel Jones
>$50 for 50g
It's not that bloody expensive is it?
Colton Nguyen
yeah what ever
Jordan Perry
It will be soon enough
All the bees are dying off, royal jelly is already several times its original price
Hunter Moore
Its pretty close.
Dude its a topical disinfectant. Do some research if you want to actually know things
Christopher Scott
Good, fuck bees.
I'll have to go check it out myself.
Sebastian Davis
What if i cant give shit enaf for that, still doing more than your asian immigrants.
Could we have discussion in Chinish 2040?
Isaac Baker
dumb jafa scared of bees
Brody Perez
>jafa
Ummm no sweaty x
Cooper Bailey
Finished the KFC lads. Now back in my bedroom with laptop hooked up to TV as monitor.
Jose Garcia
just feeling bad for you basement dwellers
Brandon Walker
What did the old fella get ya?
Zachary Cox
Post something lewd New Zeland
Andrew Ramirez
No.
Jason Murphy
Why not
Sebastian Morris
I just tried a Foster's lager today. Are Foster's popular in Australia? I got it because it said it was from Australia and I thought it was neat.
Connor Jones
No.
Wyatt Torres
What should I eat?
Ayden Mitchell
Sup assblasted zealaner, i hope you are least part native
Christopher Brown
Rib eye steaks
Blake Torres
The only thing you filthy, creepy street shitters only eat.
Curry.
Parker Stewart
Find a farmer and go from there. The shit you see in the chemist or woolies is a rort
No. Don't make shit up
Its pretty much export only I think. No one drinks it
Rude