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Why are jews so popular in anglo countries?

>mum marries yank
>they fuck off to phoenix
>Leave me in glasgow

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Canada

*crackles*
Please, come on in. Put up your feet.

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Basado y rojo pastillado

we can get married for your papers user

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Go to pheonix and kidnap him and fuck him while you abandon your mom there. Checkmate.

Asians will bring about the 4th Reich

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Aaah

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what country has the best posters in /cum/? which one has the worst?

We do. We're the best at everything. We have good wholesome anons and top tier shitposters.

I tried to stop her from going to America by saying that I would refuse to go but she just said that she could make more sons

how old is your mom?

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39

do you have pics? i mean, so we can find her for you.

how is she going to make more sons, then?

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Science and shit

No

i wanna blanche that queen

>tfw parents were more good looking than you at your age
what went so terribly wrong

Seems like she has soul

How can I better cultivate and develop my inner Italian-American, /cum/?

So far I've bought three different gold chains, two tracksuits, and whenever a vehicle lets me cross the road I yell EYYY I'M WALKIN' 'ERE at the driver

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Mexican posters make the most consistently good posts out of all the flags here desu

Amerigans and ganadians are a mish mash. They range from the highest highs to the lowest lows and everything in between.

>parents still have hope I can get a girlfriend
PFFFFFFTTTHAHAHAHA how can they be so delusional?

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you can always get a bf user :3

thank you ;3

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Watch The Sopranos

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Just mimic what you see on tv, man
Isn't like this how things work with stereotypes?

That's where I got the idea, user.

Any recommendations?

Make sure to eat at least 8 times a day
every meal must include either gabagool, sfogliatella, anti past, an italian sandwich, or some kind of pasta dish

Reminder taking this land from the savages was okay
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=182&v=Tqc52AgmXco

youtube.com/watch?v=S0mV-ym3Abs

liveleak.com/view?t=u3Epz_1533131000

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Cheers m8

Powerful. It's awe-inspiring to see that Da Vinci's legacy lives on in Italy

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i'm sleepy

That was funny since ut was for a secind

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can i sleep forever?

S-sad nigga hours?
youtu.be/joNnRnZwcZQ

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Hey that's my ex husband

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I'm gay

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Just google Tila Tequila, she does that shit all the time.

No they're not you sad, delusional chink.

That was unnecessary

Although most men start having intimate relationships at 16-18. in very recent times that age increased

I started at 13 AMA

My brother had a gf when he was 15

Who the fr*ck gave you permission to post in my /cum/ your normie filth?

tila tequilas insane

People are beggining to start in their twenties

start what

You know

My first gf was when I was 12 but we didn’t smash until I was 13

mmmmm i think im starting to understand.
so do you want me to kick your ass now or later?

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What the heck

Is there any way in which society is going to go back to a normal state in terms of social interactions after the smartphone age has taken over?

:3

what the fuck happened to baja chan?

Those affected will fall behind and might become alcoholics

WE ARE THE SONS OF NO ONE
BASTARDS OF YOUNG

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just came in first place in the trial of style

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i came in second!

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>wow

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hey some people are just born with a better sense of style

nobody blames you for it

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Now THIS is a thread I can get behind

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Anime characters are anthropomorphic creatures

basically, you want to fuck an alien/wild animal thing

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>anthropomorphic

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nick is based and redpilled

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someone paid a lot of money for this comic to exist

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wish I knew a place to find girls where I live

hate the single life

>anthropomorphic
had better tell it to your animation if there's characters with 4 fingers

bar? tinder?

does anyone else masturbate under covers with their roommate present when the lights are off?

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Go to sleep already.

I thought I was the only one desu

>Dad tells me I'm not on the mortgage because he's not sure I deserve it
>Dad who has terminal lung disease calls me a predator who's killing him
>Dad says he has a woman on stand by waiting to liquidate everything
>Dad tells me he should have left me when my mom did
>Dad tells me I'm useless and going to end up homeless

Fucking hate my life lads I'm held hostage and hear this every day

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only bar in town is full of 45yo boomers or little trailer trash

Call the cops and tell them he diddled you

He's always the one who calls the cops and wastes their time

I also do it when he's looking the other way on his phone

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need to take a dump but the bathrooms are next to people that are sleeping

Make the call. Tell them about the emotional torture he has put you through and Cuck him out of the last laugh.

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My dad felt the same about me but he was never that upfront about it. Living with him was nothing but passive agressive remarks and acts of spite.

I finally moved out a few years back and I'm much better off without all that drama. If I were you I'd bail out as soon as possible.

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I really really want to live by myself but I have to take care of him. I fucking hate him but I'm a hostage here because I care as faggy as that sounds.