Serbs

serbs
does anyone likes them ?
How hard did the screw up to get yougoslavia dismanteled ?

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I prefer them to shitty Croatians who suck G*rman dicks.

They ok
They had the most influence within Jugoslavia. When nationalism started to rise within Jugoslavia it was bound to no end well. It was within the west's interests to exacerbate said nationalisms and fuel grievances in order to break Jugoslavia apart. dnc

us, greece, russia and 4chinks because baste ghebab removers

I like.

I'm a Croat and I like Serbs, I think breakup of Yugoslavia was the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the 20th century, it could be a nice country had it followed the Spanish way after Tito's death

What the fuck are you on about, Serbs owned half of the Balkans by '89, and the whole war was NATO exhausting Serbian forces and resources, against Serbia trying to circumvent these retaliatory methods.
If NATO didn't intervene Bosnia, Croatia, and Slovenia wouldn't have stood a ghost of a change, not to mention the inevitable disruption that would happen when Serbia would start settling in countries like Austria, Greece, Albania, Italy, and Bulgaria in what the mationalists considered theirs.

Serbia was slowed down to the point where they were in no position to fight after which NATO was forced to focus on stopping Bosnian and Croatian forces from destroying Serbia, while the remaining Serb forced were threatening to destroy Serbia from within.
The bombing of Serbia was unlawful, but it saved Serbia from being destroyed by civil war between Serbia and what is now Kosovo, between a badly weakened and depleted Serbian army and a very angry and far better armed Kosovo in a war neither side would win.

I like Serbs for no reason in particular.

I like the serbs they are top lads

Serbs are based Kebab removers
Wait no Serbs are disgusting Russian cock sucker roaches that were turkified big time after 500 years of Ottoman occupation and were also the main reason for breakup of glorious A-H, fuck em all

>sucking r*Ssian dicc is better

>Turbo folk
>Pleaskavici

Roki Vulovic is a top lad

i don't hate anyone for his nationality
fuck you too, man

>tfw u are the serbs and not even u like the serbs

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Why is Montenegro not dark blue?

>civil war between Serbia and what is now Kosovo
actually they had already btfo'd the albanians, that war was already finished in 1999

communists considered all orthodox's in montenegro "Montenegrin"

>Serbs and Croats are separate nations

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Russian exclave, but without the security guarantees of actual Russian land.
It's impossible to be more geostrategically cucked than this.

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One more time I remind that I'm a Croat

>Slovenes and Croats are seperate nations

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Communist Chinese like Serbs

>let me tell you which nations are real and which aren't

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it's just the ordinary people who like russia. serbia is a german puppet state actually

>Croatian tourist ask me something like 'jel je ova ulica slepa'
>gets annoyed when I don't immediately understand what she's asking
>mfw she doesn't know that ovo is not a real word

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>Croats and Romanians are separate nations

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>his language doesn't have based "ovo" and "ono"

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based slovene zoomer

we have ono, actually, and so do other Slavic nations. Our demonstrative pronouns have four degrees of closeness

tole - to - tisto - ono

but it's no surprise that you lazy Wallachians simplified the language as much as you could and just made up a new word. Should be expected of a people too lazy to even pronounce Č properly at the end of a word.

I'm a true blue monster sipping, motorised lawnmower owner

ovo was no more a word 15 years ago than it is today

>tole - to - tisto - ono
triggered, ovo - to - ono is much more aesthetic

>too lazy to even pronounce Č properly at the end of a word.
kaj?

every Slovenian surname ending in -ič is written as -ić in the Croatian papers

I guess they want the home public to think that we're just as lazy as you in pronounciation, but there just isn't another nation as slovenly in language as you BSH's

>they literally have only five vowels

oh no no no no

actually, most slavic languages have both č and ć. it's just you and kajkavians who are autistic.
and the 5 vowles make our language very melodic, like italian

>two puppets with less than 3 years of independent existence as non puppets shitposting at each other
jesus christ how disgusting
even today brussels write your laws, croat/slovene have never written his own laws or ruled himself

we should just call up austria and offer them a double invasion plan, they can take the whole thing we dont even care better to border austria than these quasi nations
only condition is that they finish their extermination job this time

it's better to have buffer states between you and austria idiot

haha YIKES we forgot this was a Serbia thread xd
Here have a (You)

why? we practically border brussels anyway
all these trillion irrelevant puppet states popping like mushrooms everywhere exist solely to divide proper orthodox slavs with slavic script into assorted nato puppets with nato puppet identities

Good. What's one negative of this ?

>tito dies
>at the same time the economic and oil crisis hits the world
>unstable yugoslavia goes into deep economic crisis
>new politicians cant handle it, they just take loan after loan to cover past debts
>US meanwhile wants to expand into eastern europe
>CIA creates NED and other programs to create "democratic movements" in (enemy)countries
>US pushes yugo via the IMF and WB to allow reforms to the economy, much like today the EU is doing (troika)
>the reforms are neoliberal shit and only fuck up the socialist economy even more
>the NED program meanwhile funds separatism and anti-state movements (from hippies to nationalists)
>everything pops off when albos that migrated to kosovo suddenly want kosovo to be an albanian country
>croats and albanians go on extreme nationalist mode, start harassing serbs
>serbia tries calm it down
>slvenia and croatia also dont wanna play this anymore
>everyonenow wants to leave
>the problem is that you have serbs, croats and muslims living allover the country, not in just their respective republics
>ethnic tensions explode
>slovenia and croatia declare independance
>slovenia isnt that important(no serb or croat people there,small country)
>serbs only use slovenia to move the JNA(federal army under their control)up north on croatia, leave slovenia after 10 days of "war"
>croatia and bosnia see most of the war
>US and germany supply weapons to croats and bosnians because serbs want to keep whats left of yugoslavia strong and independant
>you have croats led by tudman
>muslims (bosnians) by izetbegovic
>serbs by milosevic (and serbs in bosnia by kardic)
>croatian serbs lose war(milosevic didnt help them because of NATO)but have big victories in bosnia
>all sides commit warcrimes and shit against ecahother
>US comes in and pushes everyone to sign the dayton accords
>hague tribunal is formed (by NATO and EU)
>serb genrals are to be put on trial for the warcrimes
>croat and bosnian generals are not because they were supported by the US

you can only get scraps from the nato table, never a full meal
you are never israel and never will be, so what's the point of joining nato?

>croat and bosnian generals are not because they were supported by the US

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they had symbolic """"trials""""

>imma join nato and clean toilets as 2nd class citizen for the rest of life haha gottem!

what is even the point of winning both world wars if you do not genocide the population on day one after the victory?

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What scraps ? NATO is not economy, except tangentially - if you're a safe country with American security guarantees, you get better credit ratings and access to financial institutions

Israel has nothing to do with NATO. NATO Sec Gen literally said last month NATO won't defend Israel.

>nato security guarantees
oh you mean those things that both ukraine, iraq and gaddafi/libyia had? those things every single warzone today has?

>ukraine, iraq and gaddafi/libyia

Are you mentally fucking challenged, you mankurt ?

I don't think there's another nationality on the face planet that causes such an immediate, visceral disgust and revulsion in Hungarians than S*rbs.