Can any Russian translate this?

Russians are the biggest slav gays. This is fact.
I see. So he was talking shit. Thank you.

[mop greymane] whispers: stupid blyat
[mop greymane] whispers: Doing fucking great
[mop greymane] whispers: Hi fag
[mop greymane] whispers: You again
[mop greymane] whispers: Bitch

At least we are slavs and not turks

It is impossible to translate Russian obscene vocabulary into English

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that's a cute cat

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But you are mongols
You need to do more London my friend. Certain % is always lost. But not 100% in one run

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>But you are mongols
No, russia is nordic

Asian rape babies. Fake slavs.
We are Magyar and Czech rape babies
Balkans are Turk rape babies
Polaks are the true slavs.

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roundheaded slav(e)s wish they were nordic like us

You aren't nordic Ivan.

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prove it

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You aren't tall, you have no white body hair, blond hair,blue eyes and almost pale skin

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not all nordics are blue eyed, pale, blonde and tall
some are swarthy brown haired brown eyed midgets like me
doesn't make blood of ragnar flowing throught my veins less red tho

Ok. You are Nordic. Happy?!

>some are swarthy brown haired brown eyed midgets like me
>doesn't make blood of ragnar flowing throught my veins less red tho
baruk kazad!

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His fragile masculinity is struggling to cope with your advances

can someone please for the love of god explain russian swearing to me. I thought oхyeть meant to be pissed off/annoyed, but oхyeннo means great?
I only know like блядь/бля , cyкa, пиздa/пиздeц, хyй и т.д. but you guys are so creative with it I literally never understand what's being said. especially when they're verbs/adjectives like eбaть eбaнный or whatever.

glad you finally realized that we are not mongols
Khazad ai menu!

Think of it like "fuck"
Fucking nice etc

>can somebody explain Engish swearing to me? I thought "fucking" means sexual intercourse but "fuck all" means nothing while "fucking a" means great
Every language does this. Profanity is used as a superlative. Hui means dick and then you can conjugate it in a billion ways.

>I thought oхyeть meant to be pissed off/annoyed, but oхyeннo means great?
implying english doesn't use say, the word "fuck" both to express an approval and a disapproval, like with any obscene lexis russian one can express any strong feeling with nearly the same words

russian language itself has more suffixes and stuff to change a single word instead of using several words so it is "oхyeннo" instead of "fucking rad" for instance