ITT we discuss where we'd retire

Thailand is much safer than you think. You can wander around any part of Bangkok in the middle of the night and the chance of being robbed is almost zero. I can’t say the same of European, let alone American cities.
Most of the Thailand horror stories you hear are from brainlet tourists who do stuff here they would never do back home. Also Western media likes to portray Thailand as some seedy, lawless 3rd world hellhole which Thailand might have been 40 years ago. Today it’s a fairly civilized, well developed country. Except Pattaya. That place should be nuked from orbit.

>sexual energy
I'm with you brother, but it's just energy. it's all the same energy, that's why getting drained by fetishism is so bad. I know you realize this, I'm just clarifying for others.

(You)

their whining voices are so fucking annoying

Isle of Man or Jersey