/balk/ - Balkan Thread

cringe thread
cringe posters

i really want to crush your head with a rock

death to russia

Come, bro. Fill me up!!

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did some irrelevant country full of neo nazis and religious fanatics just reply to me

>feeding the soviet shitter (You)'s
How degenerate are these fucking croats nowadays.

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you will die, i promise you

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Everybody will die in the end, Nikola.

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you will die NOW

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Can't imagine the thread getting worse than this

Yeah, croats and russians in our nice, slow paced thread.

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hello

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Hi, Sofocles. Pls get back to your home and leave us!

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What the fuck happened to this place

r*manians and an*me

but really, this general was pretty active even a month or so ago, what the fuck happened?

why the alex jones hat?

It's just nations who don't have much in common for a place which is aimed at meta discussion about national identities and customs. There's a non-Balkan Eastern European country, a purely Balkan, Orthodox Turk country and a country which hasn't even been affected by communism and has always been first world. And, eerily, a country which has been part of Yugoslavia and for some reason doesn't post on the Yugoslavian thread for some reason. It was better when Yugoslavs posted here anyway.

>He has started making cringy 5th grader tier caricatures for Romanians too

Dude why are you actually putting effort in this while not even putting a joke or a punchline

Roissia = shit

feel free to add a joke and punchline but I'm just getting pleasure from drawing 5th grader tier caricatures in paint

the life of a third world autist everybody

but we aren't brown, neither with long ears and we don't live in sewers. stop the propaganda

>I'm not brown and I don't live in the sewers

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literally posting from a sewer rn, how do you feel about that, wh*te boi?

Romounians absolutely and unequivocally btfo

Based Jow Forums romanian btfo’s reddit romanian

t. glue sniffers
opinions discarded

...

>"""""he doesn't huff glue and gasoline""""
ah cl*jfags... will they ever learn I wonder

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if russia is third world what world is bulgaria

me too. Where are you? Do you have any glue?

2nd

first world obviously (except for s*Fia)

Fourth. There are a lot of Bulgarians here begging for money by panhandling.

i'm sure they're just as Bulgarian as Ahmed Sayid Takbir III is Swedish

sure and all somalis in sweden are 100% swedes

2nd? Still communist?

haha classic it's not bulgarians it's gypsies excuse

You're probably a gypsy yourself defending them so much

maybe because it's not an excuse you autist
go to literally any beggar from an European city and ask them if they're a gypsy
if more than 5 say no I'll livestream myself cutting my dick off

are you implying that it's impossible to visually distinguish gypsy from bulgarian

Don't get baited by the third world schizo. He's been bullied to hell in his own general which is why he spends 24/7 in this one.

yes, indians /= turks

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I'm fed up with them already, they all have pics of swarthy children and Orthodox icons with Cyrillic script. They congregate in train or bus stations and talk about what they have earned and count the coins. I have seen many more Bulgarians here than in my whole life in Romania.

Oh so you're diaspora. That explains it.

The fuck is wrong with this general, when will xpozed come back and when will flagfag return from his "muh discovery of self" trips in S. America even though he's a married man(yikers)?

this sounds horrifying I hope you'll be fine and bulgarians wont steal your coins

went outside to have a smoke and had 3 of those fucking terrifying insects that look like hummingbirds orbit me
remind me again why is exterminating non-human life a bad thing

I'm on holiday. The Swedish society is very nice, only Stockholm looks as if taken straight from the Sweden yes memes. Better than noisy subhumans, littering, PET beer and 35*C in september by far.

What the fuck, I switched wifi off because it worked poorly and now the 2nd world flag is back. Fucking hell, I'm still in Sweden.

did the VPN crash, Vasile?

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Look above, I'm on 4g now. Shamefully phoneposting, I don't know how to prove that I am in Sweden, I ate all the salmiakki candies and emptied the Kossu bottle from the state alcohol stores. Will post tomorrow under the comfy flag should the wifi be better.

>Vasile
more like Vasily

>first buttplug delivered three days ago
>it was nice but not great
>recognize what I need to do immediately
>order a "starter" dildo
>want it so bad I expedite the shipping
>arrived today
>literally 45 minutes ago I try it
>slather it in coconut oil
>insert it after warming up
>feels incredible
>a completely unique experience to anything I've tried before
>can feel it press against my prostate
>stick it on the side of a dresser
>grind my ass against it to the base
>feel the silicone balls against my cheeks
>start to rock back and forth
>as I fuck myself my cock grows
>decide to try another position
>stick it on the underside of a plate
>place the plate on a chair
>ride it
>finally feel like a slut
>rock my hips back and forth with each stroke
>it feels incredible grinding against my prostate
>decide the standing position was better
>stick it back onto the dresser
>get on my toes and press my ass to the dresser sliding it in
>extend a hand to the wall
>get desperate for more pleasure
>rock back and forth pushing myself to go faster and faster
>panting with pleasure
>stroking my cock like my life depends on it
>fucking myself with every ounce of strength I have
>semen hits the floor
>slide off the pink silicone cock
>lean against the dresser
>the dildo rests against my cock and balls as I recover
>asshole doesn't even feel like the same organ
>was was once tight, dry, and small is now loose, moist, and at least and inch across
>already imagining life with a bigger dildo
It's like a drug

so... this is the power of bulgarian gorillas...

even though this is probably pasta i find it completely believable

Kill yourself

the swede changed his VPN again

Where did xpozed go anyway?

tl;dr

kys faggot

Cute!

t. xpozed

now I see that bulgaria is 1st world because only people in progressive countries do that

t. ranlo

...maybe

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dead. Everyone is now ordering buttplugs

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based
la illaha illa allah

you beat this guy
hands down the gayest shit that's ever come out of BG fingers

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>tfw I did it boys
also tomorrow I'll leave bucharest

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youtube.com/watch?v=9xC-XNOJyIs
woop woop

inapoi la Pascani?

Hello.. Poponari

salut curistule

based

sah-loot to my internet romanian friends on fortsan

Flag checks out

zdravite brat

Getting a real Romanian (white) gf is my goal

like this?

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she's servian