IRA edition

In the womb

>/brit/ not in subject field
yeah.. nah. this won't do. this won't do at all.

you should have realistically made a move however i dont think it could have worked, maybe she was just trying to enjoy the film by herself

I've drank tea as far back as I can recall

32. I hated it until then.

peng

I'm the ugliest and most depressed guy on /brit/

peng

good website
mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/compsizes.xhtml

It was a play. I know it probably wouldn't have amounted to anything but I hate the fact that I didn't even try.

>theatre
>film

About 15 or so. Wish I'd had less fizzy drinks as a little'un and more tea instead.

babestation

make a real new ffs

I moved back up Norf 2 months ago and have since started and now I can't stop. I'm 26 but feel like a pensioner

MAKE A NEW

>no subject
imagine being this shite at making a new

have been drinking 4 cups a day since i was about 8

can never be arsed to wait for the kettle to boil

its the sugary pop for me

still in love with jacques brel

Realistically probably 10 ish, used to sleep over at my friends house all the time and his mam would make the best tea, would be mad sweet and she would bring biscuits and stuff.
Probably drink 4-5 cups a day now. Three sugars.

can't be fucked mate

janneth won't like this

Fuck in hell mate you might as well drink coke

*rattles in your direction*
Hi there user!

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Proper new you utter spastic

>drinking tea or coffee

HELLO yellow teeth mcshitbreath!

youtu.be/Vz6r0TP4FBI

>All those Chinese killing little girls resulting in a huge gender divide in the middle east
>In the arab world men heavily outnumber women thanks to migrant workers
>In Europe we've just taken in over a million niggers and sandniggers (almost exclusively men)

and how exactly is this being counteracted?
there are too many MEN and not enough GIRLS.

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not after you have seen this commercial
youtu.be/8V4Zu7X2A-M

takes like 30 seconds what you on about

>lives in England
>doesn't drink tea
What about when you visit your nan?

You know when you're taking a shit, and it's a bit strenuous, you're pushing hard, and then for some reason the muscles along your collar bone start to ache from the exertion.
Bizarre how much effort it is to shit.

There'll be a war

he calls his nan a yellow teeth mcshitbreath

The War for White Gash

Some of that with din dins please

once boiled the milk in the kettle and my grandad hit me with a dustpan

Imagine how much of a failure he must have felt when he realised he had raised a sprig who couldn't make a good brew.

i'm thirsty NOW

went down south and all the tea i was handed was hot milk water and sugar with the consistency of piss
you're all wrong in the head

*poos down your chimney*

Sometimes I make my retarded sister tea just because I prefer making tea in a pot and don't like making it in a cup. Also pour her cup first so she gets the weak as piss cup.

>This thread has more posts
>The other thread has a greater posts per minute ratio

what do we DO?

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ABSOLUTELY FUCKED IT HAHAHAHA

You ever think about leaving her in the forest m8

just sit back and relax

Going to bed before my parents on a saturday night

god i'm pathetic

wait for janny to pull his fat greasy finger out

You being a northerner I guess there’s no surprise you know what the consistency of piss is.

Started listening to spic music, not sure why the yaks hate them. They all seem so happy.

So southerners shoot piss from their bodies on a daily basis and remain blissfully unaware of it's consistency? Did you even think about this before you wrote it? I thought we were meant to be the thick ones

She'd find her way back, she's only mildly retarded
In fact I'd go as far as to say she has more of a life than me, weekly income, college, friends, dates with members of the opposite sex at the cinema (albeit retarded members of the opposite sex). I'm the real loser.

not really a secret is it or are you too used to letting other men hold your willy for you?

>This thread has 63
>Other thread now has 57

oh my GOD

Brit deserves duel threads

can i bang her

actually liked the sound of spanish singing until that fucking despasito song ruined it for me

the background tunes in Breaking Bad were chill af for instance. but that one just made it sound obnoxious and over-accentuated

Dunno how sexual she is desu, she kind of smells bad because she's a fat little midget too.

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