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any modern kino man

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dont know if ive asked you this before, al, but do you get to choose what type of hair you want to grow? like curly, wavy or straight? what if you've got slightly wavy hair, you start balding on top, and want dead straight hair grown up there from now on? do they remove all the hair youve got left and do it like that?

no

i know you're just joking but it is genuinely frightening that some people think this way

It's your own hair that is harvested and transplanted. You don't get to choose. It would be pretty gross to have someone else's hair lol.

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the incel movie

>gross
foy

>hurr durr all criticism of pissrael is antisemitism

Not that there's anything even wrong with antisemitism in the first place

this thread will be removed by the janny at 100-150 posts

not even memeing, my life isn't so boring that some words on paper keep me entertained

I seriously don't get nicotine addiction. Growing up, I was always raised to believe that it's a life-long unbreakable addiction.

The vast majority of nicotine leaves my body when I sleep and I feel no compunction to "re-dose" each day. Also, even the full-on withdrawals aren't that bad. It's no worse than having to deal with a moderate cold.

I hear people say you get addicted over years, and I've been smoking, vaping, and dipping for about 3 years now and I can go months not indulging in nicotine. Maybe I'm especially immune to nicotine addiction, because I know people who say they're hopelessly addicted to a 5 cigarette a day habit, when I can smoke half a pack for several months and quit like it's nothing.

People pretend it's so hard to quit. Maybe they've just been brainwashed by anti-smoking propaganda. Quitting is as easy as just not going to buy another pack. It's that freaking simple.

>he says while being entertained by reading words of fiction on brit
lmao

What would you say? Disgusting?

*ride of the valkyries starts playing*
*jannycopters appear over the horizon*

yeah or vile

half a klonopin down the gullet

>not even memeing, my life isn't so boring that some words on paper keep me entertained

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going to white castle what do you want?

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OOOOOOHHHHHH JEREMY CORBYN

eminem's autograph

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I've had colds far worse than nicotine withdrawal. If you can't just buckle down and accept the sensation of a chemical gradually leaving your system, then you have 0 will power.

yeah but these are words I can talk to, and who respond to me

ad hominem

David and Victoria Beckham posted pictures of son Romeo yesterday to mark his 16th birthday

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R.I.P. Bobby Sands

kek

THEY'RE OVER HERE JANNY

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Damn I want her

La virga
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janny is dead and we killed him

Harry Potter and the Goblin Financial Conspiracy

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any gay sceptic man in

they are also words that are a million times less interesting than a decent writer. Only reason i'm here is because I'm so lonely that I frequently go days without saying a word as there is nothing to talk to.

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Harold and Kumar went to White Castle. I didn't know this when I was a kid, but they were very fond of, as the Jamaicans would say, "de herb".

It's hard lad. I have managed to go from 1.5 pack a day to 5 cigarettes currently. Appreciating the small victories.

hey janman delete this post if you're still here

need white babies in black wombs

rumour is he's already doing coke lol

"white" babies

candy ass should have started the game lads

lmao

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>they are also words that are a million times less interesting than a decent writer.

get out of here before I hat you

going to the pub

>You wizards must remember the six million lost in the Goblin Wars!
Rowling had some imagination, where'd she come up with this type of stuff?

mulattos are better than white tbqh, fair point

Any scumgang man in?

have you ever read fiction? be honest or were u forced to read some dickins and school and could never be bothered and now just blanketly hate everything like a child?

honestly don't get if most mainstream male pornstars refuse to fuck fat women or what?
why does it all fall to him to fuck the fatties and freaks?

never met a nice south african
and that's not bloody surprising man

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I did a pack a day for a few days and knew it was far too much and immediately the next day cut down to only 3 a day and then just quit two days later. I guess nicotine must be much stronger for other people. To me the sensation of nicotine withdrawal is like a really weak headache that goes away eventually.

It is known that nicotine effects some people more strongly than others. Luckily for me, it's very weak.

I got a kindle and honestly gave some books a go, took about 20 minutes before I was back reading non-fiction

even gave audible a go, it's just boring, classic, modern fiction, crime whatever, all of it's just boring

Any book worth reading has a movie anyway

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go will you let me go
Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go (never)
Never let you go let me go
Never let me go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby, can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me
Anyway the wind blows

anyone ever got a rimjob before?

what do you think they hope to achieve posting that sort of thing
there's a good chance i'll ignore your post if it's more than 5 lines as it is, no hope posting an entire song

dog walks into my room, rips a fart then immediately leaves.

When I was in grade 10 I was convinced that this was the greatest song ever written.

get yourself an IQOS, lad. way healthier than cigarettes, plus you don't stink of an ashtray. i've also noticed my fitness getting better much easier. it feels exactly the same as smoking too which makes it easy.

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yeah mum was off her tits on coke and thing went a bit west haha

lol, it's rare I get to pity someone on brit considering my life is incredibly pathetic but i'm afraid I pity you.

I'm at the beach now

How do people come home from work and actually resist the urge to drink themselves to oblivion

dog doesn't respect you

not everyone's a weak willed runt x

vapes are banned in Thailand

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>When I was in grade 10 I was convinced that this was the greatest song ever written.

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don't recall asking

youtube.com/watch?v=o0bqAp2MA9M

choon

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Actually find slightly hairy armpits on girls quite hot

any qts with big booties

youtube.com/watch?v=wdIPgtLthX8

Only the King can vape, and he has a bitch'n sweet megamod that rips fatass clouds.

not keen on the armpits but i love a bit of blonde hair on their arms
enough that you can see it shine in the light, not shaved often

this is my cousin. a male. hasn't taken 1 pill his whole life. naturally looks like a female, lads. bet most of you would shag him.

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don't believe you

he'd fucking get it so hard
might even give him a hand while plowing him

it's not a vape, lad. it's literally just a heated cigarette. no liquid, no smoke, no burning.

freak

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he dyes his hair lel what a fag

the only blonde boy for me
>ywn comb his hair

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nah pal, seasons over

wtf I'm a roman now!?