>ignore women your entire life
>now 30 years old
>rich and successful from crypto trading
>nice house, lambo, rolex, designer clothes, etc.
>however, still touchless incel virgin
>finally break down and try to pay for sex
>spend 3 weeks doing research and trying to figure out a safe way to do it
>meet up with some girl, she looks nothing like the photo
>desperate and horny, don't care, hand her $300 for the first hour
>it was a sting operation
>spend 6 months in jail
>finally get out, learn that while in prison the market crashed
>can't afford lambo payments anymore
>severely in debt from all of the vanity purchases that were made over the years
>lose basically everything
>move into shitty apartment and find a minimum-wage job
>at work on a friday
>recognize high-school crush
>she's hanging out with some 8/10 black guy
>overhear them talking and giggling about how great their morning sex was
>go home that night feeling depressed
>can't stand the thought of being a wagie living in a shitty apartment
>buy a handgun the following morning, just in case, two-day waiting period
>monday night at work again, see high-school crush again with the same black guy
>see them kissing
>finally snap, pull handgun out jacket pocket
>walk over and try to shoot them both
>shoot the guy in the arm, they both scream and run
>miss every following shot, they escape, neither die
>try to commit suicide, don't have the guts to do it
>pace around in a panic, keep sticking gun to head but can't do it
>cops show up after about 10 minutes
>hands shaking, set gun on floor and surrender
>life in prison for attempted murder
>arrive at the penitentiary, sit on hard prison-cell bed
>reality starts to kick in
>close eyes and imagine high-school crush getting fucked by a big black dick
>still no idea what pussy feels like and will never find out either
>start crying from sexual frustration and regret
>roll up shirt sleeve
>reveal LINK tattoo
>cell mate looks over and says "nice just bought 100k"
Ignore women your entire life
Jack Perry
Kayden Peterson
leasing a car, are you serious ?
Cameron Morris
Thanks for sharing the daily struggle of a stinky linky. 10/10 post
James Stewart
2/10 didnt flinch
Connor Long
fuck off normie
Logan Cox
I snortled
Jaxson Thomas
I might lease a cuck-tier Charger. Definitely not a Lambo though wtf lol. Gotta secure gains before going full Lambo.
Jose King
>even contemplating not buying a car in cash
>thinking a black male is 8/10
Even outside of this larp you're fucked.
Connor Young
>larp
Levi Cooper
Why are you a virgin in Jail are you so much of an incel even Bubba doesn't wanna fuck ?