Bizbros, help me with ACNE. You guys are magicians, please help

So, I am doing very well in crypto (100k+) and my education is going extremely well too (IT). My only problem is this: ACNE. My dermatologist has given me some pills but they’re absolutely worthless. Accutane is not an option since that shit is bad for you. So I need your help boyos. I am a deluded Linkie whose only insecurity in life is his acne. Help me pls. Much love bizbros.

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Bro me to. How old are you?

drink more water

Clean your pores regularly, eat healthy, take zinc, stop eating processed sugar.

Change your diet. Less fat, less sugar.

Eat healthy and wash your face once or twice a day with a good face wash. I really like St Ives apprecot scrub. Also try not to pick at your acne.

Detox with Papaya seeds, eat clean

Accutane bro

took accutane as a teen, everything fine

I eat healthy, pretty fit too. Drink 3 litres of water a day. I am 21 years old.
How much zinc should I take?

cetaphil face wash OTC, wash your sheets and pillowcases, don't eat in bed, don't wash your face too much because you dry it out and make it worse, try not to stress cause that makes it worse

good luck linkbro

Accutane.
I spent thousands on expensive treatments. Took those bad boys a few years back for a few months.
BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE
Never had any problems since.

Ok listen up. I used to have awful acne and tried everything to fix it. This is what I did to get it to go away.

Firstly, I tried doxycycline. It worked but as soon as I got off the stuff the acne would come back. I had to keep taking the medication. Eventually I decided to go on accutane which fucked my skin up even further. I started getting eczema and was as dry as the Sahara desert!

I tried nofap for 6 months and my acne only got worse, I tried buying thousands of dollars worth of skin care products. Nothing worked. Eventually I tried exercising (a lot) and this made the biggest improvement.

Putting all of this together I realised there were 2 reasons I was getting acne. I had really oily skin and I was always fucking stressed.
To cure the oil and dirt problem I started taking cold showers (every morning) going about my day and taking a 2nd one in the evening.
And to cure the stress I started jerking off and exercising a lot. Seriously this helped so much.

And that's pretty much it.
Either that's the secret or I just grew out of it.
Who knows?

Go to a steam room once a week, get sunlight and wind on your face, drink more water, use European green clay masks and calcium bentonite clay masks, try removing dairy from your diet, use head and shoulders shampoo as a face wash and leave it on, get a charcoal gash wash, go swimming in the sea of make your own salt water spray, always shower first thing in the morning don't sit about all day greasy, supplement zinc, eat less high gi foods

diet has more to do with skin health qnd bacterial growth than anything. Go on a low carb diet. Acne gets fed by sugar. It isn't a meme. When I started Keto, the first major change for me was my skin cleared up completely. I haven't had a single blemish since, no lie.
Also, don't use facial scrubs and abrassives. Salic Acid pans work well to clean surface bacteria though. Do not use benzoyl Peroxide. Wash your face with water only. The more shit you use on your face, the worse you will be.

You have to quit dairy my dude. That alone will do it.
extra things you can do
excercise
healthy foods
drink a lot of water
moisturize with shea butter/oils not those shitty moisturizers they put alcohol in and other shit

Go tanning user. It will cook the acne right off and you will be bronzed up. Win win.

Cut saturated fats or increase fibre intake to reduce inflammatory exudates. Exfoliate face regularly. Increase local bloodflow to the skin by eating hot chillis. Apply topical aloe vera for antioxidant action

Stop eating wheat for a month.

this, but not tanning. That is faggot tier. Just get outside and get some sunlight.

Lasers....no bad side effects burns a little but whatever....try a really good place like in southern california if you live nearby it otherwise research

trust the dubs OP.

Cut the diary.
Put coconut oil on your face.

Thanks user, just sold 100k Acne.

Stop eating shite for a start. Second actually exfoliate/wash your face. And thirdly use coconut oil. Actual pure cold pressed nothing else in ingredients

stop jerking off, that solved it for me

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Let me give you a Red pill on Dairy, so some cheeses are fermented with propionibacterium acnes, yes you guessed it the bacteria that causes acne, so try cutting out cheese and dairy products for a week and you'll instantly notice the difference. Also take Zinc and Vitamin A they clear up your skin well and good,

NEGATIVE - That shit will absolutely kill you

You're going to think this is a joke, but cum really helps reduce acne. Think about it, why do most women have really smooth skin? I remember I used to have it really bad and I tried everything from weird pills to those fucking rubbing alcohol face pad things that sting like shit and nothing was working. I also remember fapping a lot and being really into some crazy shit and one time I wanted to try shooting a load into my own mouth, but I pussed out and blasted all over my face instead. After a day or two, I noticed that my acne was starting to clear up around where I had gotten cum on my face. I know it sounds fucking retarded, but I swear this is true and I still do it to this day.

Hey man, what recently helped me is to shave two times a day with shaving gel, after that take a shower and in the end use cold water on your face to close the pores, also take fish oil (10k units daily), around 120mg zinc daily and one vitamin A pill daily.

Not crazy at all rubbing jizz on your face. But trying to jizz in your mouth! Thats crossing the line you fucking dead brain bellend

Put towels on your pillow and change them daily.

I know, I'm a fucking degenerate, but I was going through a weird faze. At least I discovered a way to fix my pizza face.

wait until you're 25 yo

Dairy is a big cause. Milk contains pus. Time to ween off that breast milk.

Well jizz contains zinc so that helps I guess

I did Accutane, no side effects. People were constantly complimenting my blemish free face. Just do it bro

Have you tried dermaroller?

not sure if anyone’s mentioned this yet, but quit dairy and onions as well as sugar. That worked wonders for me.

OP - your gonna laugh at this... but it will clear up all your acne.

Go to Whole Foods or one of those fancy grocery stores. Get organic garlic oil. Rub it on the bottoms of your feet and put on socks.

Putting garlic/garlic oil on the bottoms of your feet kills everything from acne to cancer.

Literally the most underrated unknown healer ever

Stop eating sugar. Also go out, don't spend all your time in your mom's basement.

Nope. Put organic garlic in your feet and that will heal everything.

Literally had mumps last week. My cheek bones were so inflamed and in pain. Thought it was oral cancer. Put garlic oil on my feet and the delineating pain was gone in literally an hour.

unironically had HIV...rubbed some of that garlic oil on my dong and now its gone lmao

Take a sharp razor. Press firmly against your skin. Pull downwards. Shave all the glorious pustules off. Take said pustules - wipe them off into a jar. Take the bloody pus ladened stew with a butter knife and spread on toast. Eat. Keep doing this until your face is nothing but blood. Then take lemon juice and salt and pour it on your fresh wounds. This will heal and most likely create a new land of pustules for you to decimate.
Enjoi.

Acne is 100% genetic. I eat 0 fruits and veggies, (eat fast food multiple times a week) have oily ass skin and hair, never wash my pillow, a rough nose, live in the desert and dont drink enough water, but have had 0 breakouts in my life. I can count on one hand my "bad" zits ive had appear on my face. Sorry bro, you lost the lottery.

Stop jerking off and eating greasy food. Workout and wash your face too

Get blood work done. Check hormones levels and get a vitamin panel. Get tested for ciliac. Remove all sugar from diet and stay away from refined carbs. Exercise 3 to 4 timea a week minimum preferably cardio or weightlifting. Wash sheets weekly and change pillowcases every day or two. If you still have acne then get accutane.

You would be distgusted to see me a few years ago. I tried all the bullshit pills, tried the diet changes, tried all of the tricks. What finally did it for me was Retin-A gel (Tretonin). Go get it from your dermatologist, or you can buy it online since its over the counter in places like India and Indonesia. When you buy from there its the same purdue shit or whatever making it. You can even buy it on ebay if you know what to search for. Good luck.

acne.org. clean your face with cetaphil cleanser, use the peroxide solution from that site. let it dry, then moisturize with a non comedogenic moisturizer. oil of olay has a reasonably priced one. this is your morning routine. at night, once again clean with cetaphil cleanser then apply the aha+ solution from the website. boom, acne solved.

protip: mix in a few drops of jojoba oil into your moisturizer before you apply in the morning.

also to follow up. if you shave, you can use the cetaphil cleanser as your typical foam substitute. use a twin blade to not irritate your skin.

i dont fucking know where your autism came from about accutane, but that shit LITERALLY changed my life, lose dosage and youre golden, have you even fucking researched it? 20mg a day is all you need.

I took it and I had eczema all over my body at 10mg a day, some people have bad reactions to some medications

Hey you fucking faggot, I took generic Accutane. Never had acne again in my entire life. The only side effect is dry lips. Just use chap stick. The "suicidal thoughts" thing is bullshit. My dermatologist years ago told me they have to say that, because initially your acne will get slightly worse, and when already suicidal depressed kids get even more acne, they kill themselves. Accutane is easily one of the best things that's ever happened to me. It will change your life.

I repeat, just take the fucking Accutane. Two months of it and I never had another breakout. I'll occasionally get one pimple after a long night drinking, but that's it. No gross fucking pizza face shit. There is a reason it's the best acne drug available. If it fucking killed you, it wouldn't be available you dumb fuck. Either take Accutane or keep suffering as an ugly unlovable cock sucker.

I've had bad acne around 3years, i tried last year many different face cream, washed a lot face etc.. then gave up

last month i started supplementing Inositol, zinc and magnesium for depression (for depression inositol is really good stuff), and on the side, my acne is nearly gone

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im on accutane at this very moment and its really not bad at all. the horror stories scared me for a long time but i really just have chapped lips and my skin is clear already. it doesnt work for everyoen and if your hair starts fallng out or whatever just stop, but its rli like only 1% of ppl have bad side effects. its your face but i strongly recommend it for persistent cystic acne.

Bad acne in high school ruined me. It completely destroyed my self confidence and I still haven't recovered from it to this day as a 29 year old virgin.

All you have to do is workout, ever seen an active person with acne?

Hey bro stop taking pills your doctor gives you, they arent doing anything but fucking you up on the inside, the damage they do is inconceivable.

Try this: take full spectrum turmeric, and make a solution of water and 9x roasted bamboo salt to spray on the affected area. youll be good in a month

Dude, listen here: just go into one of these skin care shops girls tend to use. The removal of acne is a billion dollar industry curled mainly through women. You don't think that all that makeup don't couse acne? These skincare shops basically only live off removing acne. Since this is an individual thing it might take a few tries but the girls working there are going to find you some quite overpriced shit that's gonna work. Combine that with good old benzolperoxid and you will be ok.

DON'T take any pills it's acne you don't want all those antibiotics or even worse shit in your body. Seriously just overcome the awkardness go into one of these shops and ask for something. The girls working there are helping your average "my face is under makeup 12hours a day" chicks get their pores clean, they WILL find something for you too. Also the usual tips: wash face with cold water as often as possible(at least 5 times). Don't go crazy on acne at once it gets a white head, give it some benzoperoxide and wait one or two days, mostly you don't even have to pop them the benzoperoxide just dries it out (it takes the oxygen away from the area so the bacterium die).

Repeat: do not take pills. Seek help from the girls with too much makeup skincare shops they know their shit!

sweat it out with hard exercise daily followed by a shower. dont dry out the skin with water thats too hot or cold and either dont use soap or get special face soap. exercise and plenty of water and sweat to push the crap out your pores. works and makes sense

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This, OP, took accutane for 5 months in high school, my shit got drier than dry leaves, my acne got worse for like the first 3-4 months, but after that NOTHING. Literally magical, I haven't had problems with acne since. My sex life completely dramatically did a 360 and walked away from my old permavirgin ways.

Don't be a pussy just get on the 'tane. All the FUD is just that, FUD. I don't regret it for a second

PAY ATTENTION OP: DO NO TRUST THE MEDS FAGS.

And anyway, a pimple here and there don't disturb anyone. I have 3-4 small pimples on my face atm, no one cares as long as you don't start touching it! Then natural instincts to avoid infection via touch will kick in.

Have your bro cum on your face and lather it in thoroughly. It's not gay if it's in the pursuit of aesthetics.

Keto diet

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Aczone and Retin-a my nigga

I'm also 21 and have the same problem, nothing fucking helps. I'm eating vegan, use Benzoyl peroxide on my skin, moisturize my face with aloe cream, drink a lot of water, eat Iodine, selenium, vitamins A and E. FUCKING NOTHING.
Once I drank 60 ml of castor oil with alcohol to cleanize my gut. That was a very painful experience for my ass, but the next day my skin looked perfect for some reason. Thinking of doing it again a few more times.

don't, you will lose hair on keto. It's better to have acne than to be a hairlet

Guys, I'm 28 and I struggled with acne from age 14 to 23.
I tried everything.
And then some random guy at Disney World told me how to fix it.
It worked, I couldn't believe it.

**Sleep with a freshly dry cleaned towel wrapped around your pillow every night.**

I swear to god, after years of trying it all, this worked within a month.
I haven't had an issue since.

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