/smg/ - Stock Market General

honestly ALT is a gamble right now with ER in the morning.. but thats what this place is for right?

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just FOMO'd into ALT

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BGFV is a comfy short squeeze to be in desu

Odds are their massive incoming ER miss is probably already priced in.
You ignorant slut, prepare for 50% losses.

What the fuck. Really glad you didn't give me succ.

I use to be paranoid about multiple people being kneepad girl, but now I realize only one person can be this insane

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I traded my DOW for the QQQ and SPY
Do your worst bogs

NLST is the real overnight earnings play.

>Buy alt
>Immediately -5%

KEEP BUYING

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I had 30 shares at .56 just for he keks, just sold for a .12 profit. I'm officially the only person on the planet now that has ever taken profits on ALT.

>Didn't buy EGY again

FUCK

XOM

I'm never touching UVXY again, fuck that shit. I'm using VXX from now on. Yeah!

>1 post by this idea
>literally just dropping a ticker
What's your end game here?

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Like I said comfy, you would have went to see it, and never came back.

another oldfag?

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Ima newfag.

Eww I fall into the reddit category, I feel unclean now.

>2010
fuck i barely fell into the cancer category

I miss the DESU spamming days...

>tfw Reddit

cancer here

somewhere between newfag and cancer dont remember

PUMP IT

>put in a stop loss for 5.52 on tvix earlier
>drops there and immediately rises back up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
10%gains though but fuck me up the ass

BUY SOXL YOU FUCKERS

BUY SOXX

BUY BUY BUY

TRUMP IS GOING TO COMPROMISE WITH CHINA AND ALL THE MARKETS WILL BE HAPPY. ITS FUCKING OBVIOUS

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me too i guess (late 2007)
as you should
thats the year i graduated highschool, and browsed something other than /b/
you might be alright

>pools closed

>there are people here who cant even tri-force

I waisted too much time on /b/

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post your all time chart, age, and occupation
>started back in oct. 26, 2017
>20
>student/ grocery clerk

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Stop playing TVIX and UVXY, they're cancer.

Anyone had a chance to look into Clinuvel. It looks ripe

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amidoinrite

we're pumping
My robinfeels graph just broke out

quick buy Pep and Ko

Oh fuck yea bud, clocked out and came home to being up 50% instead of 44%!

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mfw i've always been a laptop poster without a number pad so i would always just copy an paste and pretend i'm just trolling

Almost me
>>started back in Mar 2016
>>student/was grocery clerk, now grocery store butcher

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>mfw i've always been a laptop poster without a number pad so i would always just copy an paste and pretend i'm just trolling
literally cancer.

Is SPY going to the moon?

>started March
>23
>neuro grad student

We're gonna make it lads

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I should be buying SPY calls right now but I think I'll sit this one out and enjoy the days gains. It's a nice day out i'm going to step away. Before I leave I have to say that You, bagholder extreme, were the slimest, greasiest, slimball faggot kike nigger shill here. YYour stock market knowledge is abysmal and anyone who listens to you is bound to lose money. Literally kill yourself

Investment question: planning to spend ~$80k that I have right now on down payment 2 years later. Right now it's sitting in VMMXX. Is it a good idea to move it to VFSUX?

What just happened everything is turning around?

oh you can readgood job

Original fag, feels bad man.

I remember when 4 chan kept running out of money, now its a CIA honeypot

/produce/ here

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Whoever suggested SDRL last week, god bless you. I am loving these gains right now.

kek

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FUCKING BUY MORE YOU SHITS

GOD DAMMIT I AM IN THE RED BY A LOT NOW BUY MY BAGS

BUY SEMICONDUCTOR COMPANIES YOU BASTARDS
BUY INTEL BUY NVDA BUY TEXAS INSTRUMENTS

CHINA X USA FRIENDSHIP FOREVER
TRUMP WILL MAKE A GREAT DEAL THAT IS BENEFICIAL TO EVERYONE. THERE IS NO CHIP MANUFACTURING CRISIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Too many of us have abandoned the Lord to worship the kike false idol of a golden bull. A great Bear market shall be our fate

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2017 again, buy every dip

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Youre about to get trampled

We're going to party like it's 2017 again?

>now its a CIA honeypot
why does the CIA have to infiltrate such asinine bullshit all the time? dont they have fucking anything else to do? oh no, lets go social engineer some autists into a super weapon instead. fucking retards

bought some more ALT.. just going to take a bunch of xannax and sleep through earnings desu

We're going all the way back

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>why does the CIA have to infiltrate such asinine bullshit all the time? dont they have fucking anything else to do?
CIA is like the losers that nobody wants at the party as soon as they show up the party moves somewhere else meanwhile they sit there going.. come on.. the party is still cool.. while holding sparklers and oduls

if faggots didnt keep coming here and saying "some of you guys are alright, dont go to X tomorrow" and then doing school shootings or incel uprisings then we wouldnt have this problem

I miss my benzos sometimes. I was still a poorfag but I didn’t care.

Some of you guys are alright
Dont buy the Vix tomorrow

They just do what they're ordered. Besides, it's not as if you can't say weaponized autism hasn't been an effective tactic on their part.

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Your mother's overpriced.

are you retarded? 90% of the time that IS the feds
the whole point is to marginalize and radicalize autists and drag this place and all other places like it down together

any time you ever see any of those posts you are supposed to say
HAI FBI-KUN

Holding HMNY and ALT at the same time.

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Just sell your bags and dump it into NLST. Double your money by end of week.

haha
jokes on YOU bogs
i flipped my TLT puts to calls 20mins ago

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Something to do with Jow Forums, gamergate, and the election though Jow Forums would tell you it’s the Jews. I do miss Pre election Jow Forums though.

>NLST
>penny stock earnings play

hmmmmm

>He thinks he is gonna make it
>Kill him

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one day we should have a thread focused on getting rid of peoples bags..

we will go through everyones stocks and figure out which bag we all have in common and focus on that one stock

I miss pre election Jow Forums (aka pol lite now)
pre flag in was even better tho

You've already been buying my ALT bags big5goi

they were here well before that m8. believe me. remember the rule "dont mess with football?". that kid got v& within days and that was like a decade ago. they were pretty obvious even back then

id buy some NLST if i wasn't already in ALT so much.. NLST looks better technically imo desu

i used to hang around Jow Forums a lot before the cuckening. it was really comfy and everyone would show me cool music from fucking everywhere

GUYS?

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Are we going to make it?

Just bought 7k shares of HMNY. I'm going to prove you fags wrong.

yeah if we put the squeeze on the 10%short float itll run for sure

i sold alot of my ALT bags around .80 but then loaded up again to average down the remainder of my shares

DONT DIP ON ME POWER HOOOOOOOOURR

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I shorted TRXC at the beginning of a 4-day bull streak

FML

SPY Giving me Buy Signals

what do?

*AMA

It's power hour. HMNY is either going to pump hard or dump hard. Lets get this shit rolling.

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The 2018 Farm Bill is gonna pass soon. Hemp is gonna surge like a motherfucker. It's like you hate money if you're not scooping some up.

Join the Raytheon Ramadan YOLO party.

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Is it even worth buying a $2.5 call on NLST for shits and gigs?

Or just buy the underlying*

Holy shit Mattel is making some moves.

Meme it boys - I want to pay off my mortgage this konth

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