WWIII imminent. Pick a side now

Yeah I'm thinking we're back. Scallops are rightfully French.

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oi m8, you got a licence to fish in that watah?

Baguetted and Frenchpilled

Haven't really read up on this. French fishermen are getting angry at the Brits for...fishing?

They're fishing illegally in French territory because they had exhausted all of the scallops in most of the English channel

It's not the season. You're disturbing their mating period, and to boot, the Brits rake the seabed with their huge trawlers irremediably damaging it.

just try jean, and taste the might of the royal navy fishing fleet. it'll be trafalgar all over again.

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

Go tell that to the Icelandic fishermen who BTFO'd the brits

hmmm lets see a nuclear carrier vs a fucking ramp

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pennsylvania supports the french in this conflict, will send hersheys chocolate and confiscated amish horse and buggys to aid our french brothers. god speed brothers, viva la alliance.

French fishers have to wait until a certain time of the tear to fish scallops because of the french environmental laws.
Meanwhile british trawlers sail into french waters and rack up as many scallops as they can, hence the outrage from sea frogs

We have specced into naval tradition since. Though they'd do well to stall the war until the Charles de Gaulle carrier has all its repairs done.

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For breaking international rules about sustainability. You may not fish everything everywhere all the time.

but this law only applies to french boats
the british are allowed to fish in french waters under EU laws

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45411941

>UK boats are entitled to fish in the scallop-rich area of the English channel, 12 nautical miles (22km) off the Normandy coast, in the Bay of Seine.

you mean to tell me that if two groups of people share the same resource, they'll try and get the most out of it before the other does? shocker

year*

>viva la alliance.
We'r not Italian.

fucking french scum, send the carrier

Brexit boyz on suicide watch

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>under EU laws
Oh now you want them ? Brexit means Brexit lad.

we're still in the EU

I thought they're still officially in the EU and are doing negotiations right now

I'll volunteer in the French army and kill as many *nglos as I can

that's why people call you perfidious

I guess you want to plunder us for your last summer with us then ?

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come to wakefield and fight me like a man you smelly lazy brown manlet

Im with the anglos as always

>Pick a side now
i choose scallops...

lets go frogs

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I hope so bad British bitchboats get torpedoed like those chinese ships in argentinia and stuff

then join our side to let scallop have sex at least

>anglo
>fighting like a man
LMAO

you call it perfidious
I call it smart

That's why the french fishermen are stalling the brit boats for a few months. Nothing personal

Sorry I can't now, I'm currently shagging your mother who came here to Benidorm

>French getting into shenanigans over fish

Can't you people chill for a bit?

>it's smart to annihilate scalops in the channel
LMAO, trully a roasted rosbeef

Basés et rougepilulés

we probably won't be able to fish that water anyway after brexit so it doesn't matter

It can be crustaceans too. You would know.

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bitch i dont speak your crazy ass backward language, i was just being polite, you can forget the chocolate and horses. deal with the psychotic tea sippin, bbc loving loonies yourself.

A carrier that has been stuck on port for 3 years
Very good mutt
You’re an idiot
And they don’t when you almost brought the cod population to extinction?
Yeah nah fuck off you smelly brown shit

if you didn't annihilate scalopps on your coasts you could still fish them instead of coming alongside ours

Can't wait for France and Britain to nuke L*ndon and P*ris reciprocally.
Scallops and Humanity would greatly benefit over it.

That's why i said, chill out nigga. Next y'all going into the South China sea claiming their fish too.

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

DIE FROGS DIE

>seething that overmuch
cringe

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars

if we can't have them nobody can :^)

>brits buttmad we respect their choice of brexit

STRONG
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your scallops voted for seaxit

You won't have them and you can't do anything about it.

We would
It’s international water you spastic Once again what the fuck are you on about you deluded brown retard
French fishermen completely fucked our shoreline and our government along with the EU allowed it as compensation for the fact that we had taken you over in GDP
Your people are niggers we have to fucking humour your retardation or face a chimp out and now the first time we aren’t you go full Africa

Who should have the scallops, French master chefs renowned for their skills at cooking or *nglo scum whose culinary "arts" are a crime against humanity?

I imagine myself in Aquitaine, leading my division. Our mission is to stop fr*Nch frogs from advancing. We mow down fr*Nch frogs but they keep coming. I shoot fr*Nch frogs but I run out of arrows so I draw my dirk and begin slaughtering fr*Nch, since fr*Nch are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn’t fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. fr*Nch arbelists were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see EDWARD of WOODSTOCK (The BLACK PRINCE) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in Somerset, my homeland. My ÆNGLISC brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven...

Hopefully anglos will get BTFO'd

I'd take 36+ F-35Bs and 14 ASW/AEW (x2) over 24 Rafales, two Hawkeyes and four SAR helicopters.

why tho ? you weight nothing nowadays.

the world should put a naval blockade around the entire british island and shoot on sight at anything trying to break it
lets see if "allah saves the queen" as the brits are known to say..

seething

>w-w-we respected the law, fuck the moral

The scallops aren't in international waters tho, they are on french waters.

the continentals are FUMING at our superiority

>our superiority
>crash their currency
>brexit with no deal
>still use european laws without possibility to change them
lmao

You barely have any airforce compared to us and all your missiles are french-made. At least be careful.

SEETHING c*ntinentals

Neither side. We will be neutral till the last moment when we know the winner. If France wins, we will invade gibraltar, if UK wins, We will attack France and invade the french basque country and perpignan. It is a win-win situation for Spen.

Fuck the Anglos
#StayWithFrance

Barcelone sera française

>buthurt yatchclub
I agree the morals are shit
But when frogs pretend they have the moral high ground its the same as mut posting
That being said biologists are saying that the mating season ended early due to hot temperatures during summer
Read the article they are

>uses a German currency
>two contradictions
Yep French are deluded mutts
I can see now why so many of your posters self hate
Based Volga German

Why is the Anglo so greedy? Why are they risking the area being overfished just so lord Bucktooth can earn 1% more in the short run? Are they stupid?

Occitania será Española.

>vote brexit
>no deals found
>still use european laws in the end but with malus
LMAO

Scallops have aryan blood

>You barely have any airforce compared to us
The numbers are roughly the same with small differences when it comes to particular aircraft, for example the British have strategic airlift, the French do not. French have a large MPA fleet than the British etc etc.
>and all your missiles are french-made. At least be careful.
Wrong, there are particular missiles are joinly produced.

>no deal
>this somehow means we would still have a deal with the EU
Either proxy to make French look like dumb Africans or genuinely mutted

It's in the anglos culture to be greedy. Look at their empire they are so proud of, all that greed and extraction of wealth from the colonies. UK may be irrelevant today, but their culture hasn't changed to reflect the loss of an empire. They still think they are the rulers of the world.

They're fishing 100% legally

>F-35
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

theatlantic.com/amp/article/72454/
scientificamerican.com/article/what-went-wrong-with-the-f-35-lockheed-martins-joint-strike-fighter/
bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-04-04/is-the-f-35-a-trillion-dollar-mistake

All the guiding and propulsion systems are made in France, I used to work where they are made.

He's right, you'll still have to follow every EU trade standard if you want to sell on the common market. Of course it doesn't apply if you want to cut down 80% of your exports.

gott strafe england

Actually this just happened.

news.usni.org/2018/09/04/f-35c-damaged-36249

ah yes, the well known anglo empires of france, spain, netherlands and portugal

>He's right, you'll still have to follow every EU trade standard if you want to sell on the common market.

b-but i thought that brexit meant brexit?

yes, no deal means you'll get outta EU but because you didn't prepare yourself you'll have to deal with european laws for many years until you change them.

Yes? So exactly as I said; you're refering to the range of MDBA missiles - which is jointly developed and produced.

>getting more basques
>a victory for spain

>france, spain, netherlands and portugal

Not one of those are as smug as anglos. They have gotten over their empires while anglos, in their hubris, are destroying scallop populations like they still ruled the waves.

That’s implying we have a deal to stay on the common market you idiot
We seem to be if we garner this much buthurt from irrelevant shitholes

these ones have been emasculated correctly, they are no threat

Every single fighter ever produced has had initial problems and given this is the largest fighter jet program in history, you can expect to hear about it.
That's not fault of thr aircraft though, if anything that is a credit to it as it was able to return with damage to the engine.

That is true but that goes without saying
Hardly the same as “you have to use our laws”
Why you gotta be so childish mang

>We seem to be if we garner this much buthurt from irrelevant shitholes

haha seething. I can say this from one irrelevant shithole to another.

>Why you gotta be so childish mang
i could ask you the same lmao

forgive me if i don't listen to the opinions of tuuukko from the sauna

Don’t basque people vote for socialist parties in france?
Don’t reply to such shit bait
Edgy retards will pretend they understand the mission statement of the f35 and regurgitate dumb shit without thinking for themself