The local Spanish shop is starting to sell rosé with a promotion For 95% off to have a balcony built on your house

>the local Spanish shop is starting to sell rosé with a promotion For 95% off to have a balcony built on your house

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The Anglo fears this

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Delet

>tfw when you go to New zealand on holiday and a local is protesting aganist the local goverment for balcony deaths.

Anglo blood runs strong.

I-it's nothing bad, I swear

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>*Leaps from you*
Nowt personal, our kid.

Oy vey, just ignore it, we are just feeling generous

What are you even supposed to do with a balcony that small?
It's not like a proper deck where you can have a table and shit and eat out there, you'd have space for like 2 people max

shut the fuck up for once lord cringeton

Just the word balcony brings up all kinds of fucked up stuff related to stupid Anglo's

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>you'd have space for like 2 people max
Or 1 American

Why exactly anglos jump from balconies in spain?

Spain is a popular destination for our underclass. Mix that with alcohol and you get infinite levels of retardation.

there was a guy who went on the news here because he died falling from a window while on a school trip, the media really tried to build up a big case because the circumstances were unclear at first, trying to make it sound mysterious and shit
they suddenly went silent when it was found out he fell while trying to take a shit from the window

alcohol

> be British
> *splat*

Hahahah
Based pooing student.

It's not to eat there

POO IN BALCONY

>had an apartment with a balcony
>got to keep my hockey equipment on it
>had to move in with someone
>didn't have a balcony
>quit hockey
>became fat

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Then what do you do, just stand there?

cringe
delete this post

smoke etc

are you that sheltered

Smoke or things like that

Proceed with the plan

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