So exactly what's the major differences between these two countries?

So exactly what's the major differences between these two countries?

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*Czech language is more like Polish as it was spoken in the 1500s than modern Polish
*Poles are redneck hotheaded Catholics and Czechs are atheist hippie nudists
*Czechs are more chill and laid back than us, we tend to get easily butthurt and curse a lot in casual conversation
*Poles are a lot more nationalistic/obsessed with the cult of our nation than Czechs are (probably because we have a stronger history of nationhood and struggle against occupying foreign powers than they)
*Czechs had more oppressive form of communism than us (relatively speaking)
*Czechia has more historical buildings and monuments due to not having any war on their soil since the 1600s

>*Poles are redneck hotheaded Catholics and Czechs are atheist hippie nudists
>*Czechs are more chill and laid back than us, we tend to get easily butthurt and curse a lot in casual conversation
>*Poles are a lot more nationalistic/obsessed with the cult of our nation than Czechs are (probably because we have a stronger history of nationhood and struggle against occupying foreign powers than they)

Tell us about it.

czech republic has a blue triangle

Emphasis on "we have a stronger history of nationhood" that not applying to your faux country so much.

czechia has cuter boys

Random Czech women on the street will have sex with you if you give them 50 euros.

I'd love to visit both counties someday but you make Czechia sound a lot more inviting t b h.

tfw im amerimutt

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Didn't czech get rekt by nazis at the beginning of WW2? Why are you talking like they got out unscathed?
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>more then us
>relatively speaking

One is Poland, one is a Mr. Fresci.

Actually i meant before WW2, technically, pretty sure it was one of those states rekt before poland and the beginning of the real war.

One is feces the other is toilet paper

>Didn't czech get rekt by nazis at the beginning of WW2?
The repressions in """aryan""" countries were nothing compared to those in Eastern Europe.

Czechia is best friend and a member of the HRE and was emperor a couple of times.

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>*Poles are redneck hotheaded Catholics and Czechs are atheist hippie nudists

Lyl let me tell you. There's this one popular Czech photo sharing site (I won't say the name of it) and I saw news article somewhere mentioning this site and urging people to not upload albums with their kids because pedos. What was happening is this.

>photos with someone's kids bathing or swimming in pool
>1.5 million views
>photos of some random guy and his bros sitting around a pool with beers
>250 views

In 1938 so technically before the war started.

Blue triangle and varying degrees of admitting they are German.

One has a history of firearms design/production that was on par with world superpowers of the time.

Until communism ruined their industrial base.

get rekt :)

>So exactly what's the major differences between these two countries?

Czechs aren't butthurt about WW2.

how did socialism ruin their industrial base? the Czechoslovak economy grew steadily throughout most of the Cold War

>czechia has cuter boys

Both countries have pretty cute boys

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I forget that many Czechs were ethnically German, thanks to Bohemia

>Czech language is more like Polish as it was spoken in the 1500s than modern Polish
Sounds like bullshit

Not sure if troll or...

Both countries' per capita GDP in 1990 was $300 higher than the 1938 figure whereas the GDP per capita of West Germany, Italy, and Britain was around $4000-$5000 higher.