Imagine being stranded on an island with another man you don't know and you don't have anything with you...

>primarily urban country
>France

lel

Intelligence isn’t close to the most desirable virtue in that invironment. I’ll take toughness, endurance, willpower, and loyalty over intellect.

Imagine if all you cancerous vermin fucked off back to your containment board and remained there.
You're more obnoxious than the Jow Forumsscum here.

>Worst
An african-american, arab or chink

>Best
A Norwegian outdoorsman under most circumstances desu. In most such stories like the voyage of the Kon Tiki or Blackwood's stories for example, theres often a Norwegian that sticks out as being especially helpful.

One of those jungle gooks might be useful if its jungly, they know how to survive there, but its hard to trust a wog.

>worst
wog
>best
finn

>best
new zealand
norway

>worst
any east asian country
brazil
canada

It’s more urban population heavy than many countries.

Worst: African.

Best: Iceland or Faroes.
Similar culture/attitude, we can understand each other, and they are used to the island life.

>Worst
Mexican
>Best
Northern European or some central african who has experience in building makeshift huts.

Honestly Canada is subjective. Newfoundland and probably the Eskimo territories depending on climate could be extremely useful. Newfoundland for fishing, Eskimo for survival in the cold?

hello english teacher

Everything expect intellect is learnable

Thailand

I'm not you wanker

I won’t have the time or inclination to be teaching a weak genius how to be tough.

I think your overestimating how much IQ is needed to survive on an island.

Pretty specific worst desu

In theory. I don't want to train some treacherous, narcissistic and lazy weakling for several years before they become remotely useful.

only an englishman would say wog or wanker

I'm more on the intelligent part than labour part, so I'll pick the dumb jock to be with me. I can't work with another nerd because we'll most likely ended up with fighting each other because I have my own ego level as well. They're either Aussie, Islander or negro.

>wanting to spend rest of a life with nigger tier companion
>wanting to live nigger tier life rest of your life

Worst:
Any westener, extremely reliant on industry and too acostumed to an urban lifestyle

Best: anyone from a tropical underdeveloped country that is mostly rural, such as burmese, cambodian, malay or even bangladeshi, although if considering the fact that language barrier would make things complicated at theost crucial stage, i woul rather opt for a costarican or other central american

implying circumstance doesnt change people

>German, Scandi
Autistic like me so we make a perfect team, won't have to talk much. Pure utility.
>Murrican
Crafty and cheerful, keeps the morale up. If he's a fatass we unfortunately die, but at least we die cheerfully.
>Japanese
Builds the Nihonmaru out of palm trees and we sail off. Won't have to do anything but compliment him now and then.
>Israeli
Contacts Mossad with his brain implant right away. I only have to convert to Judaism but my foreskin is a small price to pay for immediate safety.
>Muslim
Since I'm bound to say or do something haram he'll strangle me in my sleep sooner or later. Also has to pray five times a day, impeding our progress, and just flat out dies if it's Ramadan.
>Slav
Tirelessly works for me as long as I know what to do. Curses all the time making our lot easier to bear.
>South American, African
We'll ferment some fruit and live out the rest of our days.

How is loyal, tough, enduring dude of average intelligence “nigger tier”.

I never said I wanted a moron, just that intelligence wasn’t the top trait I’m interested in.

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>all these euros and yanks excluding Africans and Middle-easterners and such, saying they want a first world buddy

Dumbasses.
If you had any sense of self preservation (or intelligence) you'd pick someone from the worst of the third world countries, because it's very likely that they know a great deal about how to survive in the wild, especially when compared to spoiled, lazy Westerners without an ounce of common sense. Some of them might even live the same way in their own country like on the island you're going to be staying at.

So give me some African bushman, or some Amazonian jungle native

and spare me from the Finns and Euros

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Worst: Canadian. He’d die within days without free healthcare.

Best: Maori from NZ.

I just picked some random 3rd world nationality, desu.

>Maori
all they do is smoke weed and eat KFC buckets.

>African bushman
>Amazonian jungle native

They’d kill and eat your lazy, soft 1st world ass before the first week ended.

>having to live with such a person for months or years
no, thank you

Could you really trust your life to some animal behaving nigger or jungle native?

What happens when they don’t have weed or kfc?

Belgium, Canada, Switzerland? I might get a fellow French person.
Frankly, I don't like non-French people.

Anyone but a bugman

You can be an experienced outdoorsperson even if you live in a rich country.

Especially if you live in country that is not so urbanized you have to make an effort to find wild nature.

In the third world most people would be too poor to have time to spend in the wild. Their days of hunter-gathering is mostly gone with very few exceptions. They work at the sweatshop for a dollar a year now.

Shake up WINZ workers so they can afford weed and KFC.

>Or would you not care at all, because you don't need any help?

this

>He thinks he's better off with some 1st world silver spoon male than a survivalist veteran African
Laughing at you, pekka.

shake down*

Had a brainfart there.

how does BBC taste like?

If it were a kike my first priority would be to erect a polish death camp to persecute the poor kike

*what

Obiviously the answer debends from your skills and traits.
Weaklings suchs you would need someone stronger to help them survive but it could end very tragedly.

As usual swedes are short sighted and i cant even laugh about it anymore.

>Obsessed about BBC
How does it feel that Jow Forums has made you think of BBC gay porn as soon as someone mentions Africa?

A man has to have priorities.

t. Gay Bavarian

spot on.

Why would they eat me, when members of those tribes are known to be entirely self sufficient, being able to fish or hunt their own food AND bring some of it home for the others?

racists. even in the third world the majority of people aren't criminals and sociopaths.

You have a much higher chance of getting a competent person from the third world than from the first world in OP's scenario, no matter how you try and twist it.

Also what would you know about the wild Mr. Norwegian man? Your winters are even milder than the ones we have in Eastern Europe. You're just as fat and domesticated as the rest of us.

Never visited this board, but ok...
I was just wondering why someone would choose an African man over someone educated and intelligent with actual skills

>Worst
citycucks of any kind
>Best
another uralic bvll so we can hunt down the natives and breed them

Nah, you're the one that's short sited letting fear steer your choice of island partner.
>With actual skill
Hahahaha. Yeah because a university graduate will be able to survive on an island better than a guy who does it for a living.

My island would conquer your island in 10 years

I hunt, ski and hike in the wild. Fish sometimes too. All of which is pretty common here even among the higher class. We're most likely pretty far down on the fatness scale in Europe.

Look at our country. 90% is uninhabited wild with some islands of civilization spread out.

Also on an island you probably won't have to worry about cold winters (unless it's Svalbard they're sending us)

You'd be dead within 1 week.

Thats what you think twink

I want to be with a thai femboy so i can fuck that tight SEA asshole

>I hunt, ski and hike in the wild. Fish sometimes too.
..that actually sounds really nice, I kinda wanna be your friend

However! Can you do those things without modern technology? Since I'm assuming on the island you have to start everything from scratch. You'd need to create fishing poles or nets, huts, and so on.
At this point I'm just moving goalposts, but indulge me.

It is mate. Going on a hunting trip very soon.

Humans can't survive North of the Mediterranean without technology so that's a given. But when you have actually done the activities with modern technology you know what to create/emulate on the island at least. That's a huge plus.

you wouldn't even be able to communicate with that nigger

Someone native from a German country.

Everyone else is just fucking stupid

I guess, but you're more of the exception rather than the rule

like 92% of all communication is non-verbal, and like 50% of it is just body language. it's entirely possible to have yourself understood by pointing at stuff, pantomiming a little or drawing

Vittu sä olet pihalla.

Best: Japanese, low food consumption, works until death, too beta for uprisings.

Worst: Portuguese. I'll probably hang myself in less than an hour.

Anybody as long as he's got a useful set of skill, possibly not a German homosexual who pushes his mental illness on others with retarded threads.

First worlders would be the first to go. I'd pick a third world shithole farmer

A tribesman from some island located in the same strip of ocean who would already be familiar with the flora and the fauna, that's all i'd need since any respectable man knows how to collect water or building a freaking hut and you AIDSridden shit should too

>Worst
Any Slav
>Best
Somebody from the English-speaking country

r*mania
well maybe no,because I would feel no remorse to kill him, and would probably be able to eat his corpse for 3 days before it starts to really rot

I would probably pick a German or maybe an Englishman

Was also thinking about picking a Finn for this reason

You guys aren't practical.
There is no one else, what about sex?
You need the best possible trap, the most feminine nation.
Thailand is the most obvious choice.

>self identifying italian american
They've done more damage to our immage in the world than organised crime

not a hungarian, we would have a civil war in 2 weeks

Best: german.
I would let him do all the work while I idle sleeping all day.
Then I would gratify him with my med social skills and he would more than happy do that all again.
Perfect life.

best
>german(ordnung)
worst
>sweden(gaysex maniac)