Your cunt

I failed every math class in high school and retook them all twice, and graduated with an F in algebra.

>hpv
Bro how do you survive

jesus no, I'm not that masochistic
I like to rub the soles on my genitals and imagine a girl dominate/humiliate me

Just pay a prostitute to do it. They can't be hard to find.

It cleared up. When I try to get a qt bf I won't tell em though.

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Ur a fag?

I dropped out 3 times

Yep

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How did you do that?

I designed the cpu/gpu cooler on the Xbox 360.

Ok but I’m skeptical
I think you might be a girl but I heard that’s a myth on the internet that girls are on here

Probably rubbed someone else's shit on himself.

yeah indeed it isn't hard to find, the problem is the money
the ones who offer these kinds of sessions usually charge way more than an ordinary prostitute

>Cool Texas
>I once sniffed the panties of a female friend when taking her to a bed after she passed out drunk

Rubbing my dick on urinals and pissed on toilet seats.
I'm feminine looking enough I could likely transition pretty well so who knows.

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Jow Forums is full of girls

Are you a fan of second harvest liquor?

I once donkey punch my sister but she didn’t know it was me

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Wasn't QUITE that degenerate. Close though.

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Second havest....
Johnny Walker...
OOOOH YEAAAAH

I am OP from the future. You are in grave danger.

I torrent 100 GB worth of shit without seeding.

I had sex with my stepmother.

Hot, did she say how you compared to your father?

Absolute degenerate

i am too lazy to exist in this reality

unironically wank it to BBC/BLACKED porn

kek

I make a living off of pump and dump schemes

Pushed two baby pigeons off my window(6th floor) and they both died when they fell down

I only have a BSc in a job where everyone one else has an MSc

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You were actually just selecting for pigeons that nest in more remote places. It’s Darwinism at work.

I shitted in strollers of my neighbours .

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Kissed my nephew's dick

Took turns shitting on a girls chest.

I am in an intimate relationship with my sister.

I guess my secret is that I'm jealous of you, I was rejected in a somewhat similar situation.

Way too many. I'm extremely sedated in terms of lifestyle now, but my life until 18 was wild. I'm 22 now.

Burned down a general store at the age of 14 at my birthday party.

Lost my virginity at 15 by fucking a hooker in my country, she made me cum inside her so I think I might have made her pregnant, haven't returned to the country since.

At 16 I got raped and blackmailed, my videos got spread around the school and all my "friends" started taunting me for it. Didn't have parents(father murdered my mother when I was 1, been an orphan since) so that fucked me up even more. Abusive adoptive family, fucking hated them.

At 17 got into uni in the USA because of my excellent school record, but was depressed and barely went to class. Lived in the dorms, everyone literally hated me because I was a cunt to everyone there, and there was some culture shock.

Now, I've been in my apartment for a year, haven't had sex in 2 years, don't have any friends, dropped out of uni this fall. I'm trying to get my self-discipline back, to work on myself. I have set myself ambitious goals all my life. It has always been Caesar or nothing, and that is how it will remain. Let's see if I can make something out of myself still. I miss the young me sometimes, but whatever, I don't pity myself.

>sweden
>yes

I don't care what you think.

Shieet. I can't seed, something off with my provider. I feel so guilty all the time

be gentle, i know it could be a shock but... i am still virgin

>you will never be a girl giving footjobs and making a living out of it
literally kill myself now

I don't have many secrets, I'm a clean boi.

But one, the only one I'll never tell anyone is that I'm Bi. I'll bring this to my grave, Jow Forums

In 6th grade I would leave wads of toilet paper in between my butt cheeks because I liked it for some reason. One evening I was in a basketball game and I forgot to take the shit covered toilet paper out of my ass, so in the middle of the game it fell out and landed on the floor. The referee sees it and goes to pick up the shit paper (he propably didn’t know what it was), but I stop in the middle of the game to grab it before he does. I toss it in a grabage can and turn to see my coach basically going “WTF is this kid doing?”. No one asked me about it after the game and my family was getting food at the time of the grab so they didn’t see me do that
>mfw I remember that debacle

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You are firewalled. They do it mainly because IPv4 exhaustion.

Rusland, when i was at kids health camp (it is actually called sanatorium, but it's probably different in english) at about 7 years old, i shat myself, cause i was holding too much (i never went shitting i na public toilen at that time) and i was walking around with a piece of shit in my boxers. It kinda slipt through them later outside and kindamessed up my beige pants. Strangely enouhg - no one knew that i shat myself ,except my parents who were washing my pants later. We went on some trip with our curator that day and she saw that shit and said it's not of an animal's shit. We also were taking photos that day and odler girls kept hassling me and calling me cute and one put me on her knees while we were taking photos, while i still had un unwashed shit covered ass.
Also, that whole experience was overall strange, i first understood what sex was, guys were strangling each other with towels "cause it felt good while they were unconcious" and some of them were putting dicks in each other's mouths for fun. I'm not fucking kidding.

Fuck, i make so many mistakes, i'm just too tired, man.

How do you live with yourself?

>Southern Germany
>I'm a literal Heroin addict

I feel like a failure because I don't have a girlfriend

Don't.