/brit/

me after too many americans ahahahahahahaah

is it full of women and PoC's

was that a gay joke?

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why do black people have a predilection for rape

hahahahahahaha

uh, lol
yikes babe

Rape is not a joking matter mate.

Wakey wakey, Mr. Janitor.
You've got (unpaid) work to do.

the final hurrah in this life
become a pakistani hermaphrodite

scooby dooby doo where are you, we've got some work to do now

>I stopped sharing our groups project to this girl since she preferred to text her boyfriend during class instead of helping us on the major grade project
roastie = toasted

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uh padraig can you like, not be a f'n douchebag????? you know prom is in like two days??????? mom is gonna FREAK if i don't get this assignment done

Oh God I don't want to go back to school please no... NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK

Anyone else getting bored of how mental health is being used as a tool to escape accountability?

For example:

gambling problem?
muh mental health poor guy

Roxanne pallett being a cunt on Celebrity Big Brother?
muh mental health problem

don't get me wrong, we should respect mental health but also acknowledge people should know the difference from right and wrong.

wwe niggers in the chicken shop edition
twitter.com/skinny_que/status/1037352353547079680

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scroll down. wanna read more of this conversation

lmao
entitled bitch
hope she fails her class

posting with a trip?
mental problem

The best thing to have ever come out of New Zealand

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business idea: *walks away*

no one in Ireland says the term: I can get you beat up

this is fake and gay

move along people

fuckin hell jack black has aged a bit

doing a poo lads

Sanjeet go back to the work camp before I get you arrested.

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Depression while abusing MDMA?
muh mental health poor guy

youtube.com/watch?v=IGUAChyue2I

the wife's bf and I

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YESSSSSSSSSSSS JUST GOT A CALL FROM DIRECT LINE INSURANCE OFFERED £35,000 PER YEAR IN PENSIONS ADMIN IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF COCAINE IM GONNA BE ABLE TO AFFORD

Walking down the street last night and this girl literally just invited me to hers for a shag.

What's your excuse, virgin freaks?

>Emirati humour
btw whatever happened to Princess Latifa?

bet you thought you were real clever with that post

you best fucking leave him alone or you'll have wakefields finest to deal with (me)

ive got a bus to catch

nothing is anyone's fault, things just happen for no reason, nothing to do with the decisions people make.

Based

Owning a gun is a human right

im ugly

This plane is definitely crashing
This boat is obviously sinking
This building's totally burning down

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Get in there my son!!

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went out with the stripper for lunch but she didn't invite me back

old mcdonald had a farm and on that farm he had a ___________

went to the kfc drivethru and pretended someone was telling me what to order on the phone while talking into the speaker
i wasn't talking with anyone, i just didn't want the qt at the till to judge me for getting a family burger box for myself
2x fillet burgers
1x twisters
1x popcorn chicken
6x nuggets
2x chips
down the hatch, got 1x twister left over for a snack if i'm hungry later

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fuck off you cunts

no, just pointing out your hypocrisy

Not a clue, probably got gulag'd or something.
You wot m8 I swer on me mum I'll smak u in tha gabber

did they not then see that you were alone in the car at the window
spacker

are lad

Wish I had a gf

stfu wet wipe

drugs are ok

dont like arabs

poo nigger

can you read? daft cunt

i said, i was pretending there was someone on the phone with me

I'm sure they assume a family box is going to be eaten by multiple people, not unheard to see a dad buy one alone to feed his runt kids.

you're the Christian lad

I don't like Pakis.

moronic little invertebrate

i literally stayed up all night snorting coke and drank about 12 cans of lager then went to an interview for a 35k job with in insurance with zero sleep and got it. there was only one job going so all those 40 year old tryhards with reams of notes got heemed

fuck off you cunt

>implying theres any difference

*smacks the open runt cage with a chain*
IN

wow you're cool

hahah coke mong got fired, now works in the direct line call centre

mate when they find out about your conviction nobody is gonna hire you

runtiest post ive read all day

There is, its called hygiene, or lack thereof when it comes to you pakis.

c-coke lad?

35 k to work in a call centre? makes sense

teehee I do coke btw :^)

>hygiene
t. pays poverty ridden romanian women to shit in his mouth

Language, please.

No one cares.

Haven't heard runt in a while. Used to hate it. Noice

>pays poverty ridden romanian women to shit in his mouth
Please, I'm not German. I pay them to take a shit on them with my buddies, not the other way around.

Harrisonville Missouri

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fuck off you cunt

funny how scotland and the snp try their hardest to get representation in the media and in poltics.

north ireland do fuck all and still achieve more than them

almost enough to think it was racial

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pakis are disgusting

190 just admitted to taking cocaine and not his so called "pet rock"

Romanians are subhuman

They put a woman of the front of battlefield again
Unbelievable
At least shes white this time I suppose

Even the megamost of deanos catch feelings when they notice my aesthetic from afar, the trademarked West Sussex 'do with the pre-Brexit cologne that I use with it. They always seemingly reflect on their lives in a negative perspective, when they assume how my life is lived when I'm in their field of vision. I metaphysically mog them
My aura radiates something so spectacular that everyone on the street or room picks up on it subconsciously, their inner monologue always seems to mutter "West Sussex, la" within 30 seconds or less in my presence. I feel like it's a bit overkill, but if God gives you such a glamorous West Sussex card on the draw you ought to be able to juggle with upmost care

barracked and harassed by tradies today

like an old Thailad montage.
No Nige but good

Hannah

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evening turtle