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quick someone call me a virgin

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>8:07am
THE YANKS ARE COMING! THE YANKS ARE COMING! THE YANKS ARE COMING! THE YANKS ARE COMING! THE YANKS ARE COMING!

sexhaver

sex addict

deano

REMINDER that the only people replying to name nonces are the same name nonces or are newfags

x

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>>race is real

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Morning: 500ML can of Monster red
Mid Day: 250ML can of redbull
3PM: 250ML Can of redbull
6PM: 330ML can of Caranaga ENERGY

*spangles /cum/ all over your face*

got some high expectations for this thread, hope you won't disappoint me

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nice palpitations

>Tom Ballard DESTROYS Australia's Climate Policy - Tonightly With Tom Ballard

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can only imagine the sheer power emanating from your third eye

Do they still make bass shandy? Don't see it here in Ireland anymore pity cause it was nice

Is the whole wait til page 8 really a thing again on /brit/? Don't come on here much anymore but that brings me back to the good ol' days of /brit/

too used to the lazy river lmao

the eastern euro gf

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I'm a racial exterminationist

joining hezbollah lads

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Only when the jannys around. Since he hasn't deleted this it looks like he's watching his anime.

germany vs france or wales vs ROI on sky sports football tonight

got up from the bed too fast, feeling dizzy now

gays are degenerates

a boy went to gaol for posts like these

*[ASMR] Making Galaxy Slime | MattyTingles comes on*

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what's with the inbetween accent?
either commit or don't

am unironically a member of MENSA with an IQ of 163 lads

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imagine turtle to have an extremely nasal voice

haha x

And yet you're here. Sad.

go kill some niggies

10/10

God bless
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MENSA are a bunch of fart-sniffers

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>yo T, you seein' the size of dis guy?? oh marone!

Non whites should be killed

nothing wrong with /brit/

Joe come you failed precalculus then

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Who are whites?

163iq post

Europeans

Not a fan of /brit/ under he who must not be paids reign

Soon as I saw the image I knew this was /brit/ haha

cringe whenever I read "sexual assault survivor"
while im sureit isnt nice to have some random lad grab your tit, you're not in much danger of death

was a good rant 2bh. don't understand why boomers vote in the interests of fossil fuels so strongly

Fuck off, wog.

fuck off lahey

Women like having their ass grabbed

*brutally rapes you*

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>cringe whenever I read "sexual assault survivor"
>while im sureit isnt nice to have some random lad grab your tit, you're not in much danger of death

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not going to fuck off

*survives*

vergyne phreek

very tempted to go on a date with an old gay uni friend, want to fuck him but i think he prefers fucking and my arse is too tight to ever get shagged

bit gay this post

You just know they fucked at University. Apparently Portillo has an absolutely huge cock that has been described as like an "Evian Bottle", 13 inches at least. The Blog "Westmonster" is named after the nickname for it, by the time they broke up her minge was like a "Syrian Deli".

When she was with Corbyn afterwards she couldn't feel anything and it was like "throwing a pencil down the channel tunnel"

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*Forces your head

the undateables? you know who else is undateable?
*points to muggins*

The STATE

very gay this post

that's back on on Monday
legend

gay boy lol

put all your cards on the table
only way to know for sure

what

oh shart i'm gonna be late for class
ta x

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why are non-whites so strange

forgot how cringe british hours on /brit/ are lads
send in the colonials

extremely gay this post

They need to be killed

Bit harsh lad

it's gone back to hiding posts when they're r*ported

Then God’s temple in heaven opened and in the temple could be seen the Ark of the Covenant. There were flashes of lightning and peals of thunder, an earthquake and a violent hailstorm. A great sign appeared in the sky, a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars. Because she was with child, she wailed aloud in pain as she labored to give birth. Then another sign appeared in the sky: it was a huge dragon, flaming red, with seven heads and ten horns; on his heads were seven diadems. His tail swept a third of the stars from the sky and hurled them down to the earth. Then the dragon stood before the woman about to give birth, ready to devour her child when it should be born. She gave birth to a son — a boy destined to shepherd all the nations with an iron rod. Her child was caught up to God and to His throne. The woman herself fled into the desert, where a special place had been prepared for her by God; there she was taken care of for 1260 days.

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sickens me that i have to share a thread with the likes of you

Harsh but fair

nary a speck

Fuck off, wog.

Going on a date tonight. Very worried because toil on the morrow so can't drink plus I'll be driving.

come to the realisation that I have a gayface

shan't be reading a word of your novel without it being forwarded to the editors first