/brit/

being ignored in the group chat again apart from the 1 girl that feels sorry for me so she replies to everything

where are you

normie freak

thats literally the main thing that separates normies from non normies

normie twerp

got my wales shirt on

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normie subhuman

what's on the scores george dawes

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We're in here dickheads

Missus is going away this weekend.

Need a new Xbox One game to play.

Ideas?

business idea:
stop using all pronouns in language so as to remove the illusion of self

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more like your whale shirt, fat cunt

>nigger

You mean KANG

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all women are whores

"going away"
shes getting rooted

youtu.be/X8AJpqp6kks

>sicily is posting in the other thread
as if i needed another reason to stay away from it

been called 3 times by the same number and each time I answer just hear a background noise

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Italy

Literally spent an hour trying to find something I want to watch on the gf's Netflix account but it's all fucking yank shite and other rubbish. Finally found one film that looked alright but it's not available on UK netflix REEEEE rooroooooOOOOOOOO

In her Nan's hospice?

referring to other posters in /brit/ by any kind of name, particularly one they assigned themselves, should be a permaban, doxxing, and livestreamed execution

What was it?

think I might be non-binary
(but I have no idea what that means)

New

*flexes*

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lol would like him to talk over every interview like that

nans hospice sounds like a euphemism

probably hex or decimal

Depression is merely the absence of female attention

We have a company in Florida here in the US that does that. If you wait long enough you'll hear 3 clicks and a beep usually. Sometimes it's just static though

the deano rationale

drunkenly kept spouting the n word last night and still came home with a female

dickgirls.

reminder

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is durham that bad or was the guy earlier just memeing?
literally never heard anything but good things about durham before this (other than oxbridge reject but that's hardly an insult)

beat lady maria
too easy for what's up next tbqh

wow don't touch marco rubio

frat boy

No its the 3rd best uni in the UK and the entry grades are usually A*A*A

seething normie fag

dont care

It's not bad at all mate lol it's probably better than manchester, at least people i've spoken to seem to hold it in higher regard
it's sub-oxbridge like imperial and that's not at all a bad thing

gonna start driving proper soon. reversing is still hard for me.

boat is moving lads
exciting

still can barely believe i got just got accepted for a 35k a year a job in pensions administration after staying up all night drinking and snorting cocaine with zero sleep. i almost feel bad for those 40 odd year olds who interviewed with books of notes and tried super hard

the chad virile irishman
the virgin freak w*lshman

>(other than oxbridge reject but that's hardly an insult)

If you didn't get into Oxbridge you must literally be retarded. /brit/ is only for Oxbridge grads.

How to watch Joe Rogan live? I want to watch Elon Musk call random strangers paedophiles

>he earns under 60K PA

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>boat is moving lads
youtube.com/watch?v=1MX4PDsoT48

anime

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Would unironically murder another human if it gave me the power to pause hair growth

I hate shaving so much

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the rewards of volunteering are more than cash and trinkets

derrion

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In a uni flat with posh tarqs just kill me now

>lobbing the bike in at the end
there's always one who has to take it too far

R539 online gonna get them lads

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howling

Makes you think doesn’t it

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what town

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omfg

right
it's my first choice after oxford desu. looks like a lovely place even if the nightlife is apparently a bit dull
i'm applying for computer science and mathematics at oxford. obviously it's my first choice but the excess workload seems quite daunting
what are the people there actually like?
do you have any advice for the interview and such?

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id hazard a guess that anybody who posts "bartkek" on /brit/ probably doesn't belong to the people earning much more than average

any good anime

mind your own business yeah mate

clueless little rodent freaks shut the fuck up you trying to tell me all those weirdos with/had gf's are normies? are you actually MAD oh my days lol even fucking tim had a wife at one point so many freaks have had fucking gfs no idea how you lot come up with this normie shit

don't like those buckles

very nice t b h

Bargain Hunt

lol

>Durham

lol, just LOL, I'm in my second year at the University of Manchester, our debate team had a match with them and it was like debating a bunch of mouthbreathers

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Poor subhuman, poor people should be sold and made into meat

harry enfield's yank tourist is spot on

today i practised floss dance in front of mum

begone normoid

Ancient men conquered cities & put them to the sword and fire, meanwhile you go to WINE BAR with “gf” & enjoy tasteful banter. YOU ARE GAY!!

Will you watch Wales vs. Ireland

pronoun changed to zim an hour ago
shall be retroactively suing everyone who gave me a (You) since then

dont reply to me you little gremlin twat

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>+ 89 /birt/s which are also canon

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ah nevermind she's just fat lol