/brit/

Isn't in funny how the best cities in the UK have a high muslim population?

YES PHIL HIT THE DRUMS MY BOY

bought a S7 edge off my mate. its locked to vodafone. he rung them and got the unlock code for me. unlock code didnt work, because I entered it 3 times it locked the phone and said I need my network sim PUK code. so I call my sim network (3) and get my PUK code. PUK code is wrong. Am I supposed to get a PUK code from vodafone because thats who the hone is locked to or something? my mate got a new unlock code for it but I cant get to the unlock code without entering a PUK code now

absolutely doing my fucking nut in here

doing maths, as it were

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birmingham would be awful even if it was white
needs to be knocked down

Does the West Midlands count as north or south in your opinion? All my northern friends call me a southerner, and all my southern friends call me a northerner

shut the fuck up lad honestly

gonna stuff the paddies

fuck him and is buns
good riddence

you think I'm pajeet from tech support? no I'm BAZ from the pub now fuck off

as the midlands
the west midlands metro area is on the border of traditional north/south divides

>doing maths

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i absolutely refuse to believe there was only one suicide in london
i bet it's some loophole with the term "city of london" being a very small portion of the greater city
they used a whole fucking county in the north for fucks sake

very good read
theotherlifenow.com/make-communism-elite-again-corralling-desperate-hordes-is-not-a-blueprint/

>Clark
Welp.
We've lost.

love browsing Jow Forums and pretending i'm gonna start exercising soon haha.

Wales and Ireland make the best scraps. Legendary

why do we southerners have to be taxed to the gills so lazy northerners can scrounge benefits all their lives?

Haha, nice one Mark lad

How does Ireland not have a better keeper than Darren Randolph?

went through a period years ago where Jow Forums was my main board despite me having no intention of actually getting fit, just stayed for the memes

business idea: make and sell beef jerky

lol nice

dont believe there was ONE suicide in london in 2017
i know two lads in my tiny southern town that killed themselves in the last few months

Depression is merely the absence of female attention

alri Mark haha

>You weren't born in Nottingham
why even live lads?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=CFFWF1DnZKM

>divegrass friendlies

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Well if you read it, you'd realise it said "City of London" which is a very small part of London

spacker mong retard

nottingham mentioned

Depression is the inability to construct a future.

It’s the city of London DOLT only 4K people live there every one a cokehead banker

fuck off
just FUCK OFF
SICK OF IT

it's a power stance

stupid cunt

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part and arsel

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Can you vocaroo something

hate life and myself

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scrombling some oggs

Would buy that

this takes "trying to look better by comparison" to a completely different fucked up level

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But nobody seems to care about 'midlands', everybody's always going about the north vs south divide

for me it's .flac

I think I have actual autism. When I take LSD, I feel like everyone else. I feel like this is how life is supposed to be. Everything makes sense.

if you've never seen this video before you should probably watch it
great watch even if you already knew
youtube.com/watch?v=LrObZ_HZZUc

>Ireland have THREE niggers in the starting 11

Christ

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:3
:3
:3

If you're having a bad day:

youtu.be/W3Yn0ZNpsHY

That's how I feel after just less than two drinks

christ what a fucking unfunny post

go to dublin I guarantee you'll see more than three

going to try a bong. hope I don't throw up/pass out haha

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we're honorary northerners in that debate

The bald one looks better

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just don't try to clear the bowl if it's your first time

worse now thanks

Not even trannies any more, just using full women

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Want to go back a decade and go back to grotty Justice gigs filled with drugs and runts and just fucking runt it up and be a runt

laid out rorke on the high street today, he was giving an immigrant family a hard time, just saw red and lamped him, left him jawless on the pavement

The police showed up and once I told them he was a rorke they let me go

christ seeing shit like that genuinely makes me glad I have a penis

the so called swole left

any tights man in

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what's wrong with that?

stabby region?

I'd have put us more on the south side desu, with the north starting at places like Stoke in the west and Leicester in the east

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got out of class two hours ago
just spent two hours doing my engineering homework
now i have to do maths homework
and then i have to leave for a long night of toil
then i have to wake up early (i probably wont sleep) to study for a maths quiz tomorrow haha
my life is crazy. i dont miss being a neet though

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dunno half the stuff they're on about.

there's no REAL north/south divide, maybe for like 5% of the southerner population, but for the rest of it, sure northerners might only earn £18kpa, but it goes just as far there as your £35kpa salary does down south, especailly in terms of property

hate chinks and their jewy ways.

>let's open a restaurant.
>what should we make?
just boild everything and serve it with the same yellow sauce

haha yeah stick it to em buddy

Haven’t done a bong in a while
They always made me feel uncomfortably high
Never threw up or passed out though

youtube.com/watch?v=P8JEm4d6Wu4

don't know what that means. If I take a benzo I'll be more calm right?

wrong you daft tarquin fairy

So again I have to ask

Is liking feet gay? The gf has started teasing my nether reigons with her feet as we watch tv together. I am very confused

Believe every word of this let me tell you son

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sue

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Never understood people who took benzos to sleep/relax. It gives me motivation and energy. I feel like a burden has been lifted and I'm suddenly able to do anything. I feel the need to do something

can take them or leave them

used to smoke bong every day and no matter what time i did it, it was impossible for me to have any type of competent social interaction after. made me useless
now i just do one of those cartridge pen things before i go to bed and its much much better

chinese food is shite. don't know how it got popular.

take 2-3 hits and catch your breath in between instead of going all the way in 1

why would i lie about any of that
i'm effectively working 16 hour days on minimum amounts of sleep

yeah you're gay now mate unlucky

liking boys feet if you're a boy is gay
liking girls feet if you're a boy is not gay
It's not rocket science

>friendlies
brainletberg

Beautiful, apparently.