Coinfess

I tried to shoot a marble out of a nerf blow-dart gun and swallowed it. I'm currently awaiting results.

Hol' up, you tried to blow your brains out with a nerf gun?

i brought Stox 2 weeks before the match floyd vs paquaio and forgot to sell, still holding -87% from 0.25 btc

What worries me not whether I'll make it. I know I will. What worries me is that how I will explain it to family

i bought bitcoin back in 1997

I fucked your mom last night

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I bought low and sold lower more than once. I haven't sold ath even once. It's a mystery how I haven't lost it all yet.

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I actually have no idea what I'm doing
I can see the potential crypto has but I'm terrible at market speculation
I flip a coin to decide when I buy or sell

I convinced a poor single parent friend to buy into xrp thinking they'd be rich because I had made over 80k when xrp went to 3.60
They put all their money in and lost it
I felt nothing
I still feel nothing

Dude same here. I'm not in crypto but one day I'll say. "hey GIS is at their 52 week low guess I'll go in". Perhaps one day we'll stop being brainlets through trial and error.

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I don't do coins
I'm here just to laugh at you losing you life savings

I bought my first chadcoin: PAL.
because she is hot, no research needed.
I feel good.

also welcome a newfriend :))

youtube.com/watch?v=137RfTHKreQ

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>stifflerposting
Whatyearisit!?.gifv

im a black person

get back to robbing my house

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Pretty much this. I go to cmc, observe the red candles, go to Jow Forums and laugh at pink wojak threads. Good times.

I don't understand the tech and I don't want to, I just want to get rich by riding the pumps. But I larp as if I know everything about every coin, ever

All in in JNT and I got sandniggered so hard. I even FUD the project on a daily base even though i am so deep in it

I lot 2btc when I bought CV on etherdelta 15 minutes before the kucoin listing. I thought it might pump on a new exchange.

but why user

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i fud my own shitcoins for shits and giggles
i do it so much that other anons pick up my memes and i actually start believing my own fud.
thinking of selling some of my holdings at a loss right now. what do biz?

good to know there's at least 2 of us

In 2013 I bought $200 in btc, i cant remember where it is or how to access it

i am a half black person

bought into a coin whose only partnership has literal swaths of lorem ipsum on its web page

Stressful job, seeing it all going down, hoping to make it and never wagecuck again. After making all the wrong decisions I decided I won't touch it for a while, and now I'm 90% down from ath.

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Can you guys do something about the black community please? We're getting sick of your shit.

I'll make sure to stick my dick in extra white women for you

Diluting your bloodline is one way to fix things I guess. Good luck nigger.

Is it actually a girl or is it a boy?

i bought the ico and am now down 96.87% in fiat and 94.81% in eth
kill me

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