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comfy thursday evening edition

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>12:30
>evening

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How to get a pretty Tijuana GF?

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wtf you didnt even ask
excellent post

canada on the left
usa in the middle
mexico on the right

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Hate my girlfriends friends

What ugly subhumans

hate not having a gf

200 us dollars

I understand they can be rented at quite competitive prices

>94570766

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>Cute Aryan Mexicunt on the far right
>subhuman

Soka

>aryan mexican

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still listening to those 6 eminem songs on loop

probably know them all word for word already

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>using the word Aryan to describe anyone who isn’t Indo-Iranian
Spotted an incel

They look subhuman

I'll kill all of you!

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Iranians are brown shitskins

weekends have lost all meaning to me they once held. i have no social life. i'm just as likely to do school work on a friday or saturday night as i am to taking a night off during the week to chill watching a movie. this isn't fun

word of the day: demonstrated interest

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why does la look like a shithole

They’re Aryans unlike Germanic LARPers who try to steal everyone’s history because they don’t like the fact that they lived in straw shacks and didn’t even invent “Germanic” runes (they were invented by a Roman$

because it is a shithole

germans are better than iranians, though

Germorrhoids aren’t even human

but I thought la was the best city in America

t. Adil Reza Muhammad IV

t. Never had sex

>my shitskin ass is on FIRE

>I’m a 20-something year old virgin

STOP fighting and START kissing

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what country should we destroy first when we unify?

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This will never happen

All of central America then annex Greenland then tell the world to frick off

Go back to Jow Forumsddit sweetie
Germanics aren’t Aryan and you’ll never lose your virginity

>my brown obese Iranian ass continues to burn

Glory to ______

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janny's inconsistent tyranny is annoying tbqh

Germanics aren’t Aryan sweetie
That’s why you’ll get laughed at for using that word in a university
But you’re probably too dumb to get into one in the first place

Why do you think I'm German?

cant unify with a country that doesnt speak english

Would drink their bath water desu

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90% of Mexican women are ugly

that one in the middle with the literal dog face lol

I have ascended past wanting women

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I only need one woman of the 10 remaining percent anyway

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Did you decide to go homo

They are extremely rare

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Jebs wife is a prime example of how ugly Mexican women are

I like boys but i still realize being gay is wrong, so i dont pursue any type of relationship

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Hate having hormones that make you want to die

made a thread

>just B urself bruh
How do I even B myself, if I don't know what my real self is? I have a different personality depending on who I'm talking on Jow Forums, to my parents, to my co-workers, to my friends, etc. Which me is the real me I am supposed to B? Is the me who talks to myself when I'm alone the real me? That guy is a sperg.

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I never said you were you braindead subhuman

Great advice, you know everything

You seem to think I'm German when I'm not

gf’s mom is Mexican but her dad is white
She looks almost exactly like her dads mom when she was young (she showed me photos)
I think her dad cheated on her Mexican mom and implanted another woman’s baby into her

Try growing yourself by doing things other than jerking off to pedo porn and posting on Jow Forums

You still have a ways to go

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race mixer

did you guys ever played travian

would love it if a meJican girl sat on my face with her bare arse
waxed tho because meJicans can be hairy (or so i've heard)

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PLEASE

I NEED REAL ADVICE

get eight hours of sleep every night. constantly tired as fuck. i hope it's cancer

feel like some of us here can identify with this..

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Someone (You) me

They should be shot tbqh

Only autists play/ed runescape

But half America speaks spanish...

Probably living the life

Want to cry

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going to the corner to grab my pizza

you want anything buds

get me a bag of ketchup chips

1/5 of vodka and a pepsi

a gf

Why do germans type like this?

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Alright buds please start posting again

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used to love this keygen jam

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keygenmusic.net

interesting subculture isn't it

>smoking
>studying
>listenting to music

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When was the last time you recieved a text

>Smoke & Study

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it's just a mix you dumb faggots

>be german
>find some old demo music
>do a 1:1 copy of the track
>it becomes your career's biggest hit

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The North American opinion on this?

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this morning your mom texted me saying i should get tested

kill all men

why don't americans use sauces? all my american friends eat almost every thing plain

hot dogs, burgers, hash browns, french fries, steak, etc with no sauces

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this

ive never used shaving cream in my life, what is it good for? i started shaving at 16 and just didnt use it and i still dont. does it make it hurt less? does it allow a closer shave?

how many zits do you have?

why is chemistry so hard?

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What do american blacks think of Spanish blacks? They are a tiny minority
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Why the FUCK wont you pussies acknowledge my good posts? FUCK YOU. I pour my blood, sweat, and tears into this community but y'all mother fuckers never show appreciation. I MADE /cum/. This general is MY magnum opus, so toss me a fucking bone every once in a while.

>send friend pictures of anime boys all the time
>he claims im gay because of this
>tell him im not
>he screenshots the latest images I've sent him and sends it to me
>he tries to use this as proof that im gay
wat do?
how do i prove im not a fag?
pic related

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you knows'th why

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