>New girl at work
>dismiss her as a roastie to begin with because she's beautiful as hell
>turns out she's a fucking band geek
>loves reading
>browses tumblr for the lolcows
>is very traditional and modest
>mfw
I need to request shifts where I am not with her, I can't be falling for a coworker. How the fuck do I remain professional?
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Dont pee where you eat.
Why not? What kind of a job do you have? If she's wife material it would be stupid not to try.
I fucking live by that. I don't dip my pen in company ink.
But this girl is making it difficult.
>What kind of a job do you have?
The kind of job I can't afford to lose.
Kek you could just date and if it works out then look for an other department or job
She is getting plowed by Chad as we speak, if you are not a 8/10 it's over.
hello op my name is simranjot i tell you my frien do not poo in loo
I severely doubt it, but I have been disappointed before.
I went to that school USC for a semester. Dropped out because I was in the art school.
>browses tumblr for the lolcows
>browses trumblr
>tumblr?!!!!
BIG FUCKING RED WARNING LIGHTS HERE user
That shit where you eat stuff is gay as fuck, at least try and fuck her faggot.
she's a predator posing as a house pet, I guarantee it. This is like a new meme for women these days. They are adapting.
Fight ON!
red flag indeed user. dont be a cuck
Wtf is a lolcow?
Also
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What are you 13 with a crush?
An eternal source of lulz. Like CwC
She browses tumblr to look at porn. She's dtf
Kek. Funnily enough, that's how I saw my now-fiancée. Extremely hot, extremely outgoing and a bubbling, fighter's personality. I couldn't imagine her not being railed by half the football team. Turns out she is extremely conservative and was actually a virgin. Feels good man.
Don't pump and dump, but if she's legit, you might as well go for it.
Why should you stay professional ? She sounds delicious
Also, when the fuck are you supposed to meet and bond with the love of your life if you work 12 hours a day (incl. commute)?
>Things that cucks believe
>you work 12 hours a day (incl. commute)?
What the fuck.
But I agree on principle. There's nothing wrong with meeting people you end up close with at work.
wish i had the social skills to talk and have fun with qt's at work
I am bland, ... not nervous honestly
Just don't know what to talk about, i have become really boring.
Pls help me user
why are you attracted to a girl with teenage interests? what are you, 20?
What are the things that interest you user ?
my nigga
unironically... degenerate things like drugs
In free time i hike once in a while with my buddy, or go out to eat... and chill
At home, i'm either trading charts , shitposting, or on youtube
O yea... all the while doing heavy stimulants daily. No quitting drugs doesn't help, i'm still a social recluse when it comes to girls i don't know.
25, she's 21.
this this this.
last gf was exactly like ops description.
turns out she was a mega whore before who cheated on me in the end
>female
>predator
:P only if you're beta enough to get used.
drugs are only degenerate mode if you sit there and consciously abuse them to the point where you're negatively impacting your mental and phyiscal health. Which is sounds like you're doing.
She sounds perfect. If she’s really the way you describe her, she would only be interested in a perfect guy. Why do you think that would be you? Just hit on her and she will probably turn you down and problem solved. Every man she met was also trying, and she turned them all down.
>turn down opportunity of a lifetime to get to know a decent woman
>because of your loyalty to a fucking soulless corporation
you dont deserve to breed, retard
this lol
You're chasing women. Stop focusing on women. Focus on improving yourself. Become a better man. Find out what that even means - most people have no idea what it means to be good. Achieve greatness, and women will find you.
A person who can be trolled easily to farm their lulzy reactions. On tumblr, I assume this means the rabbid feminists.
>allowing people to tell you to not fall in love with someone just because she's a co-worker
>Waaaaahhh I am falling for some vapid wet hole. Help meh Jow Forums
Grow a pair and stop being such a fucking faggot. If you can't live without putting your tiny peepee into some whore then you should just end your life right now.
You need to jerk off when you get to work in the bathroom or even in your car before you step foot in the office. If you're full of cum you stand no chance jerking off will solve that.
This. Don't be a slave
>bang hotcoworker
>accumulate 100k LINK
>get fired for fraternizing with colleague
>sell LINK for $100 wot
>marry excolleague with prenup.
>literally solve the making it and wife problem simultaneously
>browses tumblr
no
bandgeek, lolcows. the only reason shes into these things is because a guy she fucked in the past introduced them to her
this