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>elect a bald giant 1980s new wave singer to parliament and make him your education minister
based and, dare i say it, redpilled

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CAMPED DOWN BY THE BILLABONG

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Imagine being half Scottish half Malay. Imagine it!

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I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need.
I love you more with every breath, truly madly deeply do
I will be strong, I will be faithful 'cause I'm counting on a new beginning.
A reason for living. A deeper meaning.

I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever.
Until the sky falls down on me

And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky,
I'll make a wish send it to heaven then make you want to cry
The tears of joy for all the pleasure and the certainty.
That we're surrounded by the comfort and protection of
The highest power, in lonely hours, the tears devour you

what the hell is a "tucker bag"?

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He literally looks like an orc wtf

bag with your tucker
bush tucker

plucking nose hairs lads

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Bit gay. Gayer even than Backstreet Boys shit.

ow, i like this, it was first Hollywood movie my parents watched in movie theater.
youtube.com/watch?v=hNv5sPu0C1E

this thread seems a bit turtley

did you know Teddy Roosevelt loved Anglos and thought that the Anglo-Saxons destiny was to conquer the world since they were the only ones worthy of ruling it?
why can't yanks be based and redpilled like that anymore?

a bag you keep your tucker in you spanner

Austria: Mozart
Liszt: Hungary
Germany: Beethoven
Australia: Slim Dusty
UK: ???

Read
Play instrument
Think
Daydream

Video games are so repetitive. The last game I played was MW2. All games are repetitive. It's the same 15 minute looped endlessly.
Before that was Need for Speed Most Wanted, Halo 3, Worms for PS1, Time Crisis for PS1, Pikmin for gamecube or w.e. the fuck it was, etc.

As soon as I turned 16 it was like my brain was screaming "YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE IDIOT" whenever I played a game and still does to this day if I try now. Just grew out of it naturally, put it down one day and never picked it back up. Gave my consoles away and that was that......

>He literally looks like an orc wtf

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My home is Australia
We are a land bound by sea
Though I may travel far across the ocean
It will never forget me
N’ my island home
My island home
My island home
Is waiting for me
N’ my island home
My island home
My island home
Is waiting for me
N’ my island home
My island home
My island home
Is surrounded by sea

FDR, unironically

Thinking is too taxing on my noggin

Because you keep telling us we aren’t Anglo even though we are.

what the hell is a jumbuck?

For me, I Vow to Thee My County is the best British patriotic song
youtube.com/watch?v=bvouc8Qs_MI
don't know if the link will work because I don't have the ol' 'PN on

My brother, in one of his more earnest moments, told me and my work mates that Truly, Madly, Deeply was the song he wanted to play at his wedding, if he ever had one, after it came on the radio.
I replied similar to you, stating that I could be jacking off two men and having a third unload on my face and yet what my brother had said would still be gayer.
Was pretty mean when I think back on it but got a good laugh from my mates.

Americans aren't Anglo

also what is a swagman?
stolen from god save the monarch

We're not Anglo. Only the upper class is Anglo.

this ones better
youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

Pokies destroyed Australian music

How do we stop racemixing, lads?

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miniature jabberwocke

LOWWWwwwwwwww LIEEEEEEeeeeee THE FIELDSsssssss of ATHENRYyyyyyyyyyy
WHEREEeeeee

hello womens institute member

BAH GAWD THAT'S MCGREGOR'S MUSIC

drug dealer

jumbuck is a sheep
swagman is a homeless person who will work on a farm for a few weeks and move to the next one

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how is it that i manage to do such much drugs yet have a job and a car and my own place and a wide social circle yet half the people on here can't even do this without being a junkie

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what is a squatter? is he the poo king?

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM

yes

The idea that I'll sit and spend my time having 'fun' purely for the purpose of having 'fun' is almost sickening to me. The concept of a video game is sickening to me. I'm not a child, I don't need 'fun', I don't need an activity which is based entirely around having as much fun as possible in that it is literally a 'game', like a game for children on a playground.

People who live their lives for 'fun' and say stuff like "no fun allowed" when you question it, or "I bet you're fun at parties" are the type of people who have no fun, and don't go to parties. Like children, or something, they're convinced they need their little fix of 'fun', as if life is all about fun at all times, etc.

To me, playing a video game is like telling the universe "I am waiting to die, just kill me, I am useless and yearn to die"...

This isn't mentioning the 'gamer' culture that has developed in recent years around computer games. Or the extended culture beyond now of watching people play video games, and giving them money to do so, etc.

Video gaming to me is worse than rape
At least a rapist is chasing life, in some ways. Where as a video gamer is not chasing anything, they're just sitting, waiting to die...

Fuck gaymers, I'll fight every single one of you

It's not the width of the circle
It's the depth of the sphere...

love zizek me

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Sucks that he was deplatformed

hey user *ptooey*, I heard you want some gayfrogs

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Hat

wow you're so cool

Imagine pounding every hole on Emma Watson’s body.

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you fucker

What about not Anglo hations of US? I mean polish, east slavs, germans, jews, niggers, chinese etc?

You targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

You honestly think this is a battle You can win? You take our media? We're already building a new one without them. You take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. You think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. You've picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to your strategies and methods. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

Nary a word

B-but she's ugly.

if the guy who fucking wrote this originally was serious its the most cringe thing ever but its probably fake

Seriously?

Neck yourself.

idiot

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it's probably fake? really? you think?

No, that's how gamers are
It wasnt a troll
It was sincere

kosher waters

A TOAST!

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Edward Elgar

Not dogshit

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tune

i like german polizei women. they look like women i would have family with some children.

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lesbians?

christ the jaw on that

had it with you lot
fuck off

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The 2nd coming of Yakub

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the ringdem

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youtu.be/oWzzNvcxY4w

Dogshit? Whaddya think? I can't tell anymore

alri bender

>jewelry
yikes!

You are just femine faggots who realises nothing in good women. I bet woman like that dont give you peace in bedroom.

Bender.com
You're not Depp, mate. You just look like a dick head

decent

ukraine(gay)

alright pal calm your tits

Also, if you're going to wear rings at least wear good ones. You got them from some faggot story that sells shit

Must have seen the same benders wearing those same rings hundreds of times. Idiots

Go to a Jeweller, not fucking Asos or some retards shopify store

my brother went to thailand to one of those boxing event things where you fight someone in a ring and they wouldnt let him fight since he is 6 foot 5 and massive and the biggest guy they had was about 5 11 hahah

no one cares what your brother did
the state of bongs

playing pooropa pooniversalpiss 4

been called bent again

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Jow Forums really has gone to shit. Currently reading some schitzo aussie talking about how feminism is a virus and some other cunt going on about symbolism

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thankful_Villages
Interesting article. There's only 53 parishes in England and Wales that didn't lose any men in WW1, and only 14 of them didn't lose men in WW1 or WW2
Really goes to show how many people died.