/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

I think there is an argument here. If somebody told me they sucked a dick only to get 10 million dollars I probably wouldn't consider them a homosexual if that was the only time they ever sucked a dick.

Haha your life fucking sucks you can't talk shit to me

It's not fucking gay
Well it's kinda gay, but it's for 10 million dollars

Average

same except the opposite

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youtube.com/watch?v=SNY9MQmaBBI

yes i can

Race?

back from the store got some shitty 4 dollar premade dagwood sammich and a couple iced teas
also some chips for the weekend

Hmmm
Nigger

I'd do it for free if they were qt

Probably goes out often, lots of friends, relations, enjoying life

I love these

Am I a qt?

One day

and so day 2 of nofap draws to a close

>nofap

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>qt girl came up to me at the gym today and started small talk
>i actually made her laugh and we exchanged numbers
>says she'll see me tomorrow
fuck what do i do guys
im thinking about going at different times so i won't have to talk to her

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>no fap

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How about you kill yourself
Fucking subhuman Chad

on hour 5 of nofap

dont think I'll make it

Yes, but only a white or Hispanic one

i didnt fucking ask for this i just wanted to get my workout in come home and shitpost

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Maybe you shouldn't have been born a Chad. Now please leave /cum/ immediately

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twinkies are named after twinks because they're both so sweet

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

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gponna fuckin KMS ifd you DONT LEAVE RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAA

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94585989
Chads like you have no place in this general. Why don't you go on back to Jow ForumsFitness and brag about how many bitches you've fucked.
Subhuman Chad

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Amazing op. Upmooted

HOW AM CHAD IVE NEVER HAD GF YOU STUPID FAGGOTS

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based

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>actually complaining about cute girls approaching you and giving you their numbers
Ungrateful piece of shit.

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>Girls approaching you at the gym
>I-I'm not a Chad guys I promise
Yeah okay, buddy

This
Fucking Chads

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>american flags
fuck.....i thought we were supposed to be friends......

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Sorry, bud.
I don't befriends Chads

Eating a sandwich, texting a qt, and watching the Eagles-Falcons game my dudes.

>texting a qt,
Leave

i didnt choose this friend.

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kek incels trying their hardest
but chads are welcome here I assure you

*gives you all a kiss*

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hello frens

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show us your belly

thanks fren

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>the depression sets in again
ah yes

join a trap discord

yeah? there isn't much anyone wouldn't do for 10 million dollars

>connetigays

thank you daddy

I got class tomorrow but it isn't until 2 in the afternoon and it's only 1 lecture. feeling pretty comfy boys

smoke doink, it's pretty much legal brother

>had depression for 2 years
>started smoking weed more
>haven't had it since and life is getting better

eat some shrooms too

oilfield drug tests brah

>>started smoking weed more

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hah

I'm here itt despite not being welcome.

are you implying that you're a communist?

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and gay a bit

how exactly does smoking weed cure you from depression

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post your tummy and well decide if you're allowed in

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Soviet Union doesn't exist. We're friends to Russians here.

death to russia

uh oh

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it doesn't
changing the way you live does

it's hairy as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=F1EcZIuhkVQ

why did you make that comment making it seem as if weed had cured you from depression, then?

Well shave it you baka

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shout out to atlixco. mexico is a fun place.

no, despite I'm gayish a bit, but at least I'm not a pidor

don't know where that is

near puebla, just got back. stayed in a small town near there for 5 days then stayed in CDMX for 13 days. The small town didnt get internet or newspapers or anything, the local news as blasted on a speaker at like 5 am from the small village hall. Best trip of my life. Except mexico city altitude and weather when I got heat stroke

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Fine then
I never liked cute russian boys anyway

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also have a new understanding of how chicanos are viewed, eye opening to say the least.

Explain.

and I never liked anime

my c*llege is full of commies,
even some professors,
how do i summon Pinochet?

I'm an idiot
I will never fit in
I will never have friends
I will never stop fucking up
I will never have the courage to end it

Don't summon him. Mantle him.

I mean it was strange. Most young people I met in this small town wanted to go to america one day or wished they were in america. They welcomed their cousin (who I went with) with open arms and we were treated really well, which I am assuming was because she was family.
But in mexico city alot of the english speaking young people I met seemed to view chicanos as not "real" mexicans. Keep in mind most of these people were young, 18-30 and well off. So they had no reason to want to be in america. Additionally (because we stayed at an air bnb in an affluent neighborhood), the older mexicans who had money could immediately tell I wasn't mexican just by looking at me and my girl was a chicano the second she opened her mouth.
Long story short:
rural people were interested in talking to me and finding out about me and my life, upbringing, interests, etc.
affluent city folk were borderline abrasive
poor city folk didn't give a shit either way.

>Pinochet
so he could turn your country into a complete hellhole?

finally made some real progress in my research project after going through 2 months of implementing shitty papers that don't actually work in practice

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you're a gringo with a chi gf?

double negative, so yes.

because i thought it was funny

Is it true that rich people in Mexico are all white?

yes, its difficult. her mother barely speaks english.

absolutely, whatever you heard true. All the mexicans in rural area or working shit jobs in the city looked like mexicans who live in the USA. the ones driving nice cars or eating at expensive restaurants were practically all white or something we would consider white but tanned. Basically they looked like white people but had slightly darker skin. Even saw a redhead mexican fall off a boat in this place called xochimilco, which is like a mexican party canal.

is it true that dicks dont suck themselves

idk you suck...

no GAYS allowed

ask ya mom