What's it like to be Russian?

What's it like to be Russian?

The more hellish dystopic details the better

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Same thing as being Ukrainian but less shitty.

I'm Russian living in Moscow, we got many hachi and churka. Is it a "hellish dystopic detail" you wana hear?

I can't go outside of my commieblock, the alcoholics on the porch extort money from me.

Am I the only one that finds Norilsk to look oddly comfy? Like, it looks like it has so much more character and realness to it generic shitholes like Melbourne or Sydney.

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I and all my friends were raped by Putin's state police, they use champagne bottles for it.

I wanna get drunk and listen to Tchaikovsky in one of those apartments

That's a really weird fetish you got there, buddy.

I wasnt in Norilsk, but I was in Sydney in 2016. It's pretty good, but there were too much chinks and muslims

would you jerking while listening?

>but there were too much chinks and muslims
Try fucking living here, bro. 90% of people at my uni are chinks and muslims.

It's not great. The world is going wrong

You are an idiot, norisk is one of the worst cities in Russia. One of the worst ecology too. Plus the weather suck monkey balls, it's too cold, snow falls to ofoten and in large quantities and soemtiems they ahve crazy blizzards as well.
>It's pretty good, but there were too much chinks and muslims
And?

There's nothing wrong with Chinese migrants

When they open up small businesses around the corner from where you are, buy out the people that have lived and worked there for decades, and then can't even speak English when you come in to buy things, and refuse to learn, then yeah, I'd say there's something wrong with it.

t. zhang
Adn what exactly is wrong with, you abo enslaver?

Being Russian is suffering.

>Adn what exactly is wrong with, you abo enslaver?
We didn't enslave them (because they're too unintelligent and animalistic to make efficient slaves), we just wiped them out and tried to civilize them. We didn't do a good enough job though, unfortunately.

Honestly I think Russians have this running meme of making Russia seem like a fucking Stalker series game or something, just to laugh at how foreigners take it seriously

>we just wiped them out and tried to civilize them. We didn't do a good enough job though, unfortunately
You fucking imperialist pig, they are native to their land! Eternal angloid mutant.
> Some Australian Aboriginal people, especially from Cape York Peninsula, were also kidnapped and transported south to work on the farms.

Nah, my hometown actually looks like the game of Stalker

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>a russian calling someone an imperialist as an insult
lmfao, have you even read your own history, faggot? just because it's europeans and steppeniggers you're fucking over instead of africans or natives doesn't mean it isnt imperialism

I'm mari, not russian. Why did you suppose that i'm russian? There are hudnreds of ethnicites living here with most of them (like mine) being native to their land.

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Well, in Moscow is not really different from Europe desu.

Honestly speaking. Sometimes I show to my father Russia-related comments to laugh together.

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Чyвaки выглядят кaк пиздoглaзыe хoхлы.

Because it is Europe, dumbass, just eastern one.

My gf's Mari. He told me that the vast majority of Maris are ashamed of their origin and identify themselves as Russians. Is it true?

Sydney fucking rocks. What the hell is wrong with you. I’d love to live in Sydney. The one time I was there I throughly it was the coolest place in the world. There’s something wrong with you man.

To ecть кaк бoльшинcтвo нaceлeниe Poccии?

visiting sydney as a tourist and actually living there are two very fucking different things

I mean yuropean lifestyle and shit. Also we have skycrapers (also tigrs ans spaes).

Чypкaгaн, плeз.

Can I be your churka?

Just like with many ethnicies in Russia - they are beyond cuck. Yes, they are definitely people like her/him. Some do not even know they are mari or any other ethnicity, because their parents were the one that hid their origin.
What is euro lifestyle?

Caм ты чypкa, я - чyхня.

It means no hellish details for op.

Чyхнyл тeбe зa щeкy, пpoвepяй.

but europe is BLACK

So is Moscow

Eastern Europe also has some. And Moscow has plenty.
У тeбя жe нeт pyк, ни нoг, ни члeнa, кaк бы ты этo cдeлaл?

My neighbor was a low-level drug dealer. Horrifying enough for you, OP?

Ah so, i forgot. Sorry, no niggers here. Caucasians and chinese tourists only.

>And Moscow has plenty
t. minority who never been in moscow

>Horrifying enough for you, OP?
There are plenty of drugdealers in Australia, it's just much more secreted and shady here, because you could get a very bad pirson time just for having a gramm of weed.

I have been to moscow. Like what, you really want to prove me that there are no bad/russian/hellish looking neighborhoods in your cunt, filthy dog?

>Moscovians thinking they know anything about the Russian existence
fuck off e*Ropean scum

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>moscow
>country
That chuhon is broken, bring me another one.

Did i say a country
>broken, bring me another one.
Your brain is broken, this is not 2ch, you swineface.

>Caucasians
do you really have a lots ? there is only 2 millions chechens, its very little

I was outside Moscow once. It's all cows, fences, gopniks and I was nearly asking my mom to take me back.

Well, russophobes here will surely tell you there are lots and bring mosque pictures, but in reality it's just about 2% of caucasians in Moscow. Also, more than half of caucasians are christian - georgians, armenians etc.

There are a lot of them in Moscow at least. By caucasians he means armenians, azeris, georgians as well, probably.

They strip search people here all the time for drugs. All they need is "reasonable suspicion" but they train sniffer dogs to react to people the police want to search. Do they have sames there?

Biggest mosque in Mosqueva is mainly for central asian migrants.

Guys who bring that pictures are usually not about facts and common sense, you know.

>it's just about 2% of caucasians in Moscow
hahahahaha lol
why don't you wrote "0.00000000000000002%"?

>suddenly a wild hohol appears
Ok, your opinion is very valuable for us. We will call you later.

чypкoбecы и кocoглaзыe oбeзьяны oкoпaлиcь в тpeдe и дepжyт oбopoнy, иcпoльзyя в кaчecтвe opyжия cвoи пылaющиe жeпы.
Hoйc.
т. yкpaинeц

Mecтo хoхлa в cтoйлe.

weird little gnomepeople

there's that saying; when in Rome

now i'll say that whoever should always assimilate to the imperial culture.

Taк вeдь yкpы и ecть чypкoбecы/кocoглaзыe oбeзьяны.
Just typical finn-ugrics, just more pagan.

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Чoмy oн пoхoж нa Кимcтapa? И тaкoe жe хyйлo.
Кимcтap - хoхoл?

Дa, пeдик, oн - хoхoл.

CЛABA ХOХЛOCBИHЬЯM

Я нe пeдик, я - Aнтoн

where can i find chubby russian gf ?

You get upset when you get called a churka, churka

Ex commies tend to exaggerate everything negative about life. But it's still just exaggeration, not fantasy. Sorta like westerns bitching about their cities being completely overrun by niggers when it's really only like 50% still.

In russian mcdonalds

pretty shitty i guess, you can't even wear mascara to the work if you are male and barely can wear a primer, the ruble is unstable, worries you all the tine and when you have a vacation some insects manage to creep into your hotel room because you are too poor to allow an insect-proof room, all because ruble is too cheap. also when you post a pic of your town on Jow Forums mean burgers tell you it looks like colombia

a hellish, dystopian life

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>really only 50%

heheh....

>tfw

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Not a meme, life is really that awful. You should watch some streamers, like Gitelman or Gribabas and watch the movie "Dust" (Пыль). Such is life of a russian.

objectively russia isn't that too much bad, but it still has some weird depressing air that takes a big toll on many people

I think it's the size mate
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When I was in middle school in the late 90's I had a friend who's family had just arrived here from Russia. He said it wasn't unusual to find assault weapons and handguns left behind his apartment building. At the time I thought he was full of shit, can any of you Russians confirm if there was likely any truth to this?

I like the gloomy atmophere of Russia

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Sydney's fucking shit

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Like this

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hm, 90ss were wild but i'd doubt him unless he was from a place where there were some war

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In Estonia after the soviets were kicked out they left behind huge warehouses of military stuff. Some 20 or so BTR80s accidentally transfered into civillian hands. Can you imagine old Jaanus riding to town with a fucking BTR80 he happened to find in a random garage?

Also tens of thousands of grenades and pallets full of white phosphorus rounds but the estonian military got ahold of it first

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>Sometimes I show to my father Russia-related comments to laugh together
tfw you will never share this connection with your dad

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Me and my dad both hate russia. He tells me stories how he used to beat up russians back in the 80s with his friends and i tell him stories how we do the same today with my friends. We meme together a lot, he even sang despacito one time

Our bond is strong

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