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DELET THIS

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bhai you don't understand how cheap phones are over here. pretty much everyone can afford a phone, especially after the Jio revolution

tests don't count!!! zero (0) world cups

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I though Jio just made fast Internet access cheapter though. What does that have

t. not knower

* to do with physical phones?

Why are poos so nationalistic even though their country is literally and figuratively shit?

>firstie calls poo shit
>wonders why they cling to their identity

Truly autistic

they made voice calls literally free for like 2 years I think (dunno if they still have that). now they've launched feature phones which are disgustingly affordable too
>Jio stoked demand further when it launched an even cheaper 4G data plan this January at just Rs49 ($0.7) a month, with unlimited voice calling and 1GB data

but our country has a great history, rich culture and a hopeful future. why would you not be? we wuz kangz n shieet nigga

thoughts on Section 377? edgy opinions welcome

Had to look it up m8, provide info next time.

Well, that sort of law has no place in today's world.

Why is cricket so popular in India but football is not? The latter one is a British sport as well. And football is deemed to be a poor man's game so just like Indians

imagine running around in 40 odd degree heat. better to stand still and swing an arm. to be fair, footballs gaining popularity quite quickly

If it's all about hot climate why is football so popular in South America or Central Africa?

because they don't have cricket

what about AIDS and the spread of diseases? I don't think people should go to jail because they put their penis in another man's ass but I'm a firm believer of sexual fluidity. if gayness is accepted as normal then more people will be "turned" gay. I don't think everyone is just born that way although I'm sure some do have a natural inclination towards it. I do believe that people can be "turned" gay though through constant exposure to that lifestyle and by living in a society where it's accepted and encouraged even

funnily enough, when the section was binned back in 2009 originally, I was all for it because you know, equality and stuff. I'm a fairly liberal left-leaning dude but I have quite a few opinions that don't align with my peers. again, I don't think there's anything wrong MORALLY with sex between consenting adults but I believe it'll have a number of negative effects on our society

cricket just came to the country well over 100 years before modern football was around. so of course cricket is way more popular because the Brits brought football here much, much later

Daily reminder that Afghans are the rightful rulers of /sag/ by virtue of our rugged looks, our charisma and our heroic tendencies.

why are indians so racist to australians? indians treat us like shit just because of stereotypes, and every time i meet one i have to talk about how their team isn't bad at the moment
furthermore why am i always called an abo

why can't the brown man leave the whiteys (and yellows and blacks) alone?

G R O R I O U S R E A D E R

>/sag/
you're in /desi/ muthafuckaaaa

No great conqueror was ever stopped from fulfilling his destiny by the mere words of others

is this ironic? are you talking about Jow Forums or IRL?
autism. come home (to Afghanistan), brown man

Actually no, I was the one who told Alexander to stop.

I've been to India more recently than I've been to A-stan
The feminine Greek trembles at the sight of the Ghurka beserker

Afgh*Ns call us dalkhors. What can we call them? What do they eat a lot (apart from bombs and little boy's anuses)?

we don't call them anything because we forget they exist half the time

meat

Hello, bachakhor, I see you're enjoying life in the Netherlands. Good. I hope you live long and prosper.

Gonna replay this masterpiece after more than 10 years

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Wish I could forget about dhalkhors
>bachakhor
cringe

Is it true that indian girls of the highest families always get diamonds and jewlery cuz they cant get the family heritage?

half ironic but IRL

you cannot because you're obsessed with us x

dunno about that. I think sons get most of the share of the family wealth but I know for a fact that my dad will give away some of it to my sister and her husband. it's only fair 2bh
do people unironically call you an abo IRL? wtf
>just because of the stereotypes
what stereotypes?
>i have to talk about how their team isn't bad at the moment
wtf? why would you have to talk about that?

got dabbed on HARD

what' up

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I think that's what dowry is

Three answers:

yes it seems the hindoos are mean to aborigines

the stereotype of australians being racist to indians

because we have nothing in common to chat about

didnt know I had a presentation this morning, completely winged it
pretty awkward

I pay over $10.39 for 250mb data, what the actual fuck.

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>because we have nothing in common to chat about
Then why are you talking to those people in the first place?

we’re literally descendants of the greatest tribe in the history of mankind

my aryan ancestors :)

bc cricket is fun as fuck

swinging a bat and smashing a ball, association football is too much cardio for a boring ass sport

gee i guess its called being friendly

>yes it seems the hindoos are mean to aborigines
didn't know about this. first I'm hearing about this 2bh
>the stereotype of australians being racist to indians
somewhat true, no? a few years ago we used to get lots of news stories about Indian students getting beaten up by Aussies. I think that's why people have that impression
>because we have nothing in common to chat about
then don't talk to them. I mean if you can't relate to them beyond their country of origin I think you should just find something else for small talk or just drop them

Friendliness doesn't mean going out of your way to strike up a conversation with everyone for no reason.

from what i gather from my city its chinese or pakistani students killing themselves/indians - australians are too pussy to kill people. I have seen this idea that indians get killed over at our unis, but i think its more likely that indians will get killed by the ocean.
I'll be in a situation where small talk and banter is required for customers or colleagues

STOP KILLING US WHITEY!!!

>>bachakhor
>cringe
How about "Talibanman"?

TaliBUMman

Here's the thing - in India, it's very unlikely for someone born and raised in a decent place to be violent, and so the students (the naive ones) here think that every area in a first world nation is safe, because everyone has money and lives in a great environment. Then they run into drug addicts or drunk teenagers in vacant trains/empty streets at night and end up getting mugged because 1. most Indians behave awkwardly and 2. they are easy targets

Even though it's been 10 years since those incidents, there's still a belief here that Australians hate Indians

> small talk and banter is required for customers or colleagues
It needs to be organic and natural. It's not possible for everyone to just get along instantly. Everyone has different interests, and it takes time for people to open up.

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what was it about?
>it's been 10 years since those incidents
damn it's been a while huh? felt it was more recent

are these the same students that grow up in army barracks / gated communities or something? the crime rate here is low, but again no australian goes out murdering people unless they're a very rare psychopath (in the countryside). I feel like anyone who gets murdered in australia would get murdered anywhere else (except maybe japan/singapore)

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for mughal children #BRINGTHEMUGHALBACK

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based South India

based Data Science poster

What was their problem?

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Whatever, kid.
About a new line of development in jurisprudence w.r.t. the precontractual phase in the negotiations

Only people who grew up in gated communities can afford to study in Australia.

Of course, not everyone is stupid enough to think that a whole country can be as safe as a closed residential area, but it seems that many took things too lightly back then. There was a report about a couple of Indian students in Australia who went to a bar at 3am and got beaten up by a drunk mob there. Pretty obvious that an outsider should be avoiding such places, but those guys didn't have common sense, I guess.

Do Australians hate pakis as much as Indians?

i guess the idea is that beatings are unheard of here
so when an indian arrives and gets beaten its the first time an australian beating has occurred in the minds of indians, right?
it depends on how mangled their bodies and minds are from being raised in their broken country

they were too based to be enslaved by those damn M*zzies
what's this? corporate law?
>it depends on how mangled their bodies and minds are from being raised in their broken country
wtf I love Australia now

something like that yes

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It's just that no one expects things like mob violence in well maintained places.

what's your ethnicity

The virgin Maratha versus the CHAD DURRANI

isn't this the guy who invented airports?

I didn't get the joke.

nigga you're missing like half of your flag

it's meant to be super lame so I won't even bother explaining. you're better off

poorfag country, had to cut costs.

fuck your flag conventions bitch

Is it related to the south Indian actor Shivaji(the yanna rascala guy)?

anglo-saxon

nah lol. stop this investigation

Why are non-nothern east indians racist to nothern indians? I was quite surprised that the people of this area and Nepal had similar looks to us Koreans.

>non-nothern east indians racist to nothern indians
what

Is it a joke about how they named the Mumbai airport?

We're equally racist towards all kinds of indians. Northeastern just think they are special.

Why do Nothern east Indians look like us Koreans? You know that There are many similar words in Korean language and the language of this region.

LMAO what?

>Why do Nothern east Indians look like us Koreans?
The region is borders Tibet and Myanmar

Makes sense. All chinks truly are the same.
For real though, I don't know. Maybe Jow Forums genetics experts can shed some light on this. We do have a lot of them here.

What stereotypes do Tamilis have?
Around a mile from me is weird rich ghetto of tamil indians

P.A.K.I.S.T.A.N.
Pooping
At
Kids
Is
So
Totally
Allowed
Now

Why Injuns are so dirty?

they have the same mongoloid genes as you guys do I guess. we're a multiracial country, lad. we have all sorts of people over here. the people that look like Koreans to you are from the Eastern part of India, they might as well have been a part of China (which is literally next door). do you ask why Chinese people look like Koreans? no because you already expect them to look like you. the only reason you're surprised is because you think the average Indian looks like Hrithik Roshan or pic related. but there's like a whole world between the two extremes. we're a diverse nation

I'm surprised at how many people are surprised by this discovery. you'd think this would be common knowledge by now 2bh

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>you'd think this would be common knowledge by now 2bh
People here are so stupid that they think national borders are natural and human migration is artificial