How's the unemployment in your cunt?

My friend has a PhD in CS too. He's also unemployed.

I gave up and am getting a job as middle management administrator

But op didnt you have any friends on the uni? Cant Imagine them all not having good jobs. You mist be able to get there by having good contacts right?

Yeah, I'm thinking of starting my own company too. Getting a job is so fucking hard nowadays

And there should be eternal world peace too.
Problem is, that's never gonna happen.

How are you supposed to interact with business owners without being introduced to them via your family member that works with them? It's not as if I can just hit them up randomly on Facebook and chat with them out of the blue.

Look, I know the concept of the world not being a 100% communist utopia that bans nepotism and favouritism upsets your sensibilities, but this is how it fucking works in private business. To act otherwise is just fucking naive and shows you've never worked in it before.

Many trades jobs like plumbler, electrician etc pay nice and have very good job securacy. There is a huge shortage of them because most kids study useless shit like buisness, art, fashion or sports at low level schools. You're beter of learning a skill.

>thinks starting his own company is easier than just getting a regular job

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This. Here in Australia literally the only industry that has more demand than supply of employees is the trades. Plus you actually earn pretty fucking great money in it. Way better than some self-harm-inducing office job.

Unemployment in our country is kept artificially high to make more people want to serve in the military

>The unemployment rate in Denmark stood at 3.9 percent in July 2018

how the fuck can you be unemployed, you absolute pice of shit?

Exactly, but that doesn't make it any better.

>How are you supposed to interact with business owners without being introduced to them via your family member that works with them?
You are clearly fucking retarded, there are a million events that businesses put on where they intermingle with students, universities also host plenty of such events. It really is contacting the right people and finding who needs the skills you have.

>100% communist utopia that bans nepotism and favouritism
I have a degree in Economics you nonce, a properly functioning perfect free market would be free of nepotism and would be a meritocracy.
Nice business degree retard.

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> be unemployed
> send out application after application after application
>??? send out more applications?

> be unemployed
> send out application after application after application
> might as well start a business

>degree in economics and not something actually useful and practical outside of theory
kek

The vast majority of small businesses fail pretty quickly. What makes you think you have the knowledge and skill to make it succeed when you can't even get a fucking job?

If you look at any data that has ever been published you'll find that Economics majors have the highest average earnings for commerce degrees.
Anyway, regulating the economy as a whole is more important than finding new ways to advertise Fornite to zoomers or preventing workers from filing lawsuits.

im doing a mechanics course after dropping out of uni but im pretty shit at it. I dunno i don't really have natural ability with working with my hands and you really need to be good to get picked up as an apprentice because we need tradesmen a lot more than they need low skilled workers which wont be able to do anything useful for a year or two.

Chem here. I jumped ship at the MS level and got a decent paying brainlet job with the serfs. No money in academic knowledge anymore. Only way to make it is through high risk entrepreneurialism or "investing" in speculative shit and hitting big. My plan is to move to asia now and open a surf shop. Fuck science.

Then get a more difficult job you motherfucker.
Not everyone is like you.
Become a teacher or smthing you fucking diva!

Lots of demand for nursing homes

>Anyway, regulating the economy as a whole is more important than finding new ways to advertise Fornite to zoomers or preventing workers from filing lawsuits
Typically elitist attitude of an economist: "lol private businesses are irrelevant, the only thing that matters is centrally-planned economics from the government".

Unironically kill yourself you fucking statist pig.

Sounds nice, dude.

3rd lowest unemployment in the EU so pretty good I guess

ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php/Unemployment_statistics

Have fun trying to run a business with a completely fucked monetary policy, hyperinflation(or deflation), vicious boom/bust cycles.
Not to mention all the monopolies, lack of provision of public goods and all the other roles the government has in enabling an actual free market.

The most important part of economics is knowing what interventions are necessary, and what are not.

>PhD in something other than math or economics
Doesn't, that mean employers think you're being overqualified for whatever starting position they have for you ? Usually doctors end up teaching or doing research.

You sound like a literal communist. "Nah trust me guys, it's necessary for the government to regulate the entire economy. Yeah I know that sounds like the opposite of a free market, but I'm an economist and you're just a stupid fucking small business peasant, so I know better than you. Just let me decide how you should interact with the economy, it'll all work out fine."

Economists should be sent to fucking camps.

>Preventing Monopolies makes you a communist

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I'm probably going to end up doing something terrible.

Well, maybe someday you'll get the job you're looking for - being a slave to the government and getting paid to have casual disdain for small business owners - but since your major was economics I doubt you have the ability to actually find a job. Best of luck, though, you fucking faggot.

I'm a javascript wizard that hates the start up culture that came from across the Atlantic so now I'm just neeting my life away.

Leave the Finns alone!

Now I wish I was a communist.

Are the rules universal? What if he only needs 5 in Danelaw?

You're too ignorant for words senpai

Faggot pom

he would have say that, but obviously hes a neet and this board is full of retarded middle class children who do nothing

I saw you complaining on /sci/ last night faggot. That's what you get for falling for the PhD meme

You sound born to have a public servant job and do programming side-jobs.

Nobody needs my qualifications

i'm working on my phd and frankly i don't think i'll get a job out of it

in late capitalism we need to consider the fact that we won't starve, but to thrive we must dedicate some of our time to making money

so, academics need to revert to the pre-20th century way of studying; not as a career, but as amateurs rather than professionals. In the future all research will be privately funded too.

thank God you're not in the humanities or soft sciences OP

Just trying to hit quadrilingualism and getting a job in the touristic industry. Cabin crew sounds good and as a guy quotas actually advantage me for once.

Good luck I guess

I'm a male flight attendant.

Do you have to be sexy to get hired?

Nope, you just have to be gay.

Are the female flight attendants lesbians ?

I got told this and studied EE. Took me 4 months after graduating to get a job, but I had to network for that.
I had an EE friend that took 2 years to get a job as an engineer.

>On Jow Forums
>Female
You're talking to a gay male Australian and you know it.

I just want to be a peasant desu

Never said I thought that, was just asking if the opposite were true.

Dude even said he was male from the get-go.

Go to London to be a quant researcher at a hedge fund.

Is STEM a meme? I don't want to waste 4 years in school while laboring only to end up with the same job I'm working now. All my friends seem end up working for the government and the public sector rather than private sector which questions the stability of the job market.

No jobs unless you're a programmer or doctor

how do you "network" when looking for architectural work starting with 0 connections?

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You can make hundreds of thousands of crowns per month in finance. Stem PhD+programming is just the right thing for many jobs there.

Ask people for jobs at events where CEOs appear I think. I don't have the nerve to do this but I did go to events.

Yes but I'm not in finance

Meet people from your school typically.

Ugh, Renaissance Technologies. Just ew.

I'm saying that you can go into it. Quantitative researcher or quantitative trader are the jobs that you're great for.

Sadly, you can't avoid normie retards my friend.
Keep trying to become a professor in a uni. It's probably the only place where it's not as bad.

>i can't think of a single degree or normal job path which isn't a meme anymore

degrees or other educational pathways that aren't a meme
>everything involving math
>IT (especially if it involves math)
>pharmacy
>to some degree other non-math sciences similar to pharmacy (e.i. degrees that work with the same mindset, like how to care on a mass scale for livestock)
>every kind of medicine
>law
>(despite memes) economy
>some (despite even more memes) business degrees
>most jobs that require some excess of physical strength (mostly in first world countries though)
>all trades

i don't even know why Jow Forums says every degree is a meme
in denmark most people who study humanities become teachers and they generally have low pay but also really low unemployment

You just have to be less lazy and work harder

Now I'm aroused

hint: the meme is thinking just having qualifications is enough

Very bad

Why?
Don't you already have a massive and powerfull military?

>post-ww2 fraudulent pseudo-physics model based on einstein the hack fraud
>forefront of human knowledge

Uhm no sweetie

The real knowledge is the supressed one

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They've been having a hard time recruiting lately.

People see no point, ehh?
Well, time to restructure yes?

The real knowledge is racism that's taught at Jow Forums university?

I only know one architect. She got a job at her Daddy's company.

I'm as straight as anything and expecting my 2nd child.

Is chemical engineering any good Jow Forums?