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Dylan Nelson
Sounds like an intentional mockery of the stereotype.
I can understand why people would eat fries fried in lard (that's how they used to be made), but everything else there looks insane.
Nicholas Torres
How the fuck do people eat this shit
Like how big does your mouth have to be to fit that fucking thing into it
Juan Phillips
The fact cuts off the circulation to their brains
Brandon Taylor
so this is the power of late capitalism...
Landon White
I never got why anyone drinks soda. It's basically 150 empty calories in a can. Yeah it's sweet but drinking tea with honey is sweet, hydrates you, doesn't cause cavities or kidney stones, and is more filling than soda.
Jacob Lee
I've heard of this before, tragic story
>be fitness guy
>try to make americans less fat
>nobody gives a shit about you
>snap as fatties keep bullying you
>decide that the time for fatfuck genocide is now
>sell fitness business and open restaurant business
>restaurant business only purpose is to make fat asses eat themselves to death
>turns out this is extremely profitable
hope he kills a lot of fat americans
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Christian Young
So this is what death to america actually means, guess we were misguided all these years.
Bentley Smith
>go to America
>open the "Allahu Snackbar" restaurant and snack-bar
>it sells the most outrageously caloric pork-free food possible
>corny terrorist theme like "it'll make your stomach EXPLODE!" slogans
>kill thousands of americans(way more than al-quaeda and isis) and raise money for further death to america activities(like opening more locations)
Kayden Hall
Oh we know quite a lot on how to get fat thanks to coconut rich diet. Time to teach them how to eat high calorie coconut egg jam and deep fried banana fritters for snacks.
Just need ISIS song in rap music for the theme song.
Austin Gomez
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Daniel White
That restaurant is absolutely based though.
Isaiah Rivera
Kek, the food truck of peace will be coming for their arteries.
Jonathan Ward
drinking tea is gay
Jack Hill
The really funny thing is that the owner of the restaurant isn't fat.
Jaxon Baker
Show this to the africans and tell them that such shameful display is possible only because of their cheap labor and cheap goods.
The riots will start pretty soon
Mason Richardson
>Pabst
Is it any good? They started to sell beer under Pabst trademark here
Jacob Campbell
It's better than more mainstream beers but not anything special otherwise.
Carter Jackson
Tea is a diuretic, tea doesn’t hydrate very well.
Bentley Taylor
i guess it would be bad if americans were pissing themselves as well as sharting. do you even have a business that rhymes with 'piss'?
Alexander Rogers
This establishment is the #1 reason why I want to visit USA. Just the sheer idea of a fast food restaurant which openly announces its intentions to kill fat people excites me. Their owner looks like Satan, and to be fair that's who he probably is, but he's honestly fighting the good fight and I'd love to give him a firm handshake and some money in exchange for a modest meal that would constitute 3-4 times my daily caloric intake.
Austin Jackson
Depends what kind of tea and what's in it. Black tea with lemon is definitely diuretic. Chamomile or mint isn't.
Zachary Bailey
>a qt midget will never spank you
Why even live?
Kevin Mitchell
Sounds like Sportabased.
Xavier Richardson
I learn so much about my own country from this board. Love it
Owen Jackson
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Sebastian Wood
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What race is this??
Liam Wright
no bully they also have a vegan menu