/brit/

getting mixed messages from this, also give test

eff have found adams house lads

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFIy8baWnOc

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TAKE
THE
YELLOW
PILL

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*gets a CD-rom in my box of breakfast cereal with a PC game on it*

JUST TAKE ME BACK, I DON'T WANNA BE AN ADULT

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when you take the day off to flog your mixtape in the park [laughingcrying emoji][ok hand emoji][fire emoji][100 emoji]

you're going feral louis.

Elon came across as 190 when he was going on about drugs

t. microsoft encarta poster

did it ages ago can't remember the website name

*blows vape smoke in your face*

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>Clean white coat, leggings, open foot shoes
Don't think she's homeless mate, otherwise she'd be waring shit loads of layers and a proper winter coat

blacks smell like shit

*learns about the human body*

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He has a family and you can't even get a text back lmao

state of that subhuman gargoyle
glad I took the white gf pill

How many drone strikes happen each day?

unironically mad how doctors have to do 12-16 years of study and residencies before they're actually full-fledged independent professionals, can't imagine how anyone could have the gumption to pull that off

hate racism

not enough

contrarian twat

Hi user, there is no difference at all
Dphil just indicates you got your degree from oxford or cambridge, while PhD means you got it elsewhere

cheers mate

you can also get dphil at the University of Manchester, it being just as prestigious as oxbridge

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conformist minge

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*walks towards the camera*

individualism butchered western civilisation and handed our legacy to the chinese and other assorted insectoid ethnics

hate niggers
hate white “people” who think niggers are the be all and end all of cool
go watch more MTV you mong

excellent post

no, secularism did

this is what it's like to live in a flatshare with chad

Vile frog whores

I'M AT A PAYYYYPHOONE
TRYING TO CAAAALLL HOME

fetal alcohol syndrome

>he isn't doing spanish and politics at manchester uni

What?

Go to Spain and talk to girls

They love English men it’s not difficult

LINK LINK LINK

aye because I want to be a spanish politician

virgin freak

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toilberg's shoeshiner was meant to arrive at 8AM on the dot today but the chimneysweep had died of carbon monoxide poisoning the night before and the poor lad was the only one who could fit up there to get the corpse out. quite a dire business really but he got an extra ha'penny for his troubles and a loaf of bread for the missus

did the brown man hit the ball with a stick

fetal
alcohol
syndrome

lol she's dying for a ride

doing the ol' laundry lads

*crushes the Catalan independence movement*

Me too

went out for a cheeky 6AM cig and now im fucking gay

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unironically heard a simian "hoo" in the back of my head upon witnessing this ghastly visage

For me, it's the Catalan Union Movement
cannot wait for my CUM to spread all over Spain

Canadian toil looks grim

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she cute

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gives me the fear this

I have NEVER been called a virgin freak in /brit/

banged five girls but am still a virgin freak

permacorp literally sounds like one of those placeholder names in dystopian science fiction novels, refuse to believe it's a real company

Haha what a good joke, such an unrealistic name too "PermaCorp"
*googles permacorp* Oh.. oh...

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>our owner's
the dystopian fiction author who created this nightmare is also illiterate apparently.

>wakefields finest

Carl Hartley, 26, followed a woman out of a pub in Wakefield before knocking her to the ground and raping her.
He also raped a 20-year-old woman in an alleyway after she spoke to him about her upset at having had a miscarriage.

Sounds like a go-getter

>wifeing that creatura
STATE

The next poster is a Chinese primate
Attempt to communicate with them!

Travelled to 15 countries and I’m 26. Do you lads think it’s realistic to im for travelling to every country in the world or is it too late for me

good lad

mad how some runtish family can just take over a random country and establish a dynastic dictatorship as long as they have nuclear weapons

am I talking about the kims? nay, the windsors

Wouldn't mind an Asian gf

would unironically consider myself as wollongong's finest

Failed my driving test because I ran at stop signs. Please call me daft :/

virgin freak

extremely low bar tbf

Hello Chang, son of MegaCorp Runt Farm CEO

do you call it 'the gong' or is that just a pish take

dont look johnny youll turn into a cockgobbler

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ching ching ding dong

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lachlan's been spazzing out in the catalogue all day again with his inane mong posts

bbc.com/news/world-africa-45433434

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Makes you think doesn’t it

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do we even have stop signs in britain?

aussies should be rangebanned

who here /black BVLL/

why would you want to do that tho
instead of going back to good places you just visit 10 identical shitty countries just so you can tell people who probably wont believe you anyway

arguing on leftpol with a rich kid who wants to LARP as a communist
got VERY defensive when i asked him how much he made in a year

not even a communist just hate rich kids simple as.

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you know ive visited every single country in the world
alright mate have a good night

unironically think the inheritance tax should be 100% of all money passed down
without taking that step no country can truly argue to be a meritocracy