/brit/

young people are the selfish ones. they vote for anti-family parties because they don’t have kids yet and are arrogant and rebellious

zero times because I'm not an idiot

Jesus

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never
my driving instructor was an unironically based 60 year old polish firefighter and when I fucked up two roundabout signals in a row he said that nobody knows how to use them properly anyway and gave me full marks

>The Conservative party is pro family

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got done for not stopping completely at a stop sign :/

How is that even a major

you're right. the d*ne is a retard

A guy like Elon loses hundreds of millions all the time. Sure 3bn is a big hit but he'll recover in a few weeks

the lads

genuinely hilarious

seething at this

imagine discovering your CEO was a dude weed lmao redditor
i'd short so much tesla stock i'd make george soros look like the bank of england on black Wednesday.

reminder that u cant mossad the assad lads

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only garbage newspapers are saying that's the reason
pretty much every financial newspaper is saying it's because of the chief accounting officer resigning after a month

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>imagine discovering your CEO was a dude weed lmao redditor

everyone knew elon was all that in spades already

lol not sure this makes sense but appreciate the soros shorting reference

Worrying about the stock market is retarded when you $3.1 billion can disappear because someone smoked a bit of grass and had a laugh on the radio. Remember all the panic about the market drop because of Brexit? It's literally just panicked retards and yet their actions are taken seriously by the media

imagine being such a reddit nation that your map is literally a semicolon

See this picture? It was taken about an hour ago by me (check the exif data). Guess why

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I can't stop laughing AT him

yeah you just need to drive like a vf for the test. You will get it next time laddie

Elon shills have finally arrived

why did i get in trouble for calling pakistanis pakis for short

why hasn't immigration decreased despite the tories being in charge for 8 years?

fucking seething

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streamable.com/k3rq8

ah yes the famous australian tim tam analogy

bureaucracy

looks like blood on the hip or something. Bicycle or motorbike crash?

anime

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weird how he's one of the richest most intelligent people of our generation and yet he's just a normal pot smoking whisky drinking lad
almost like he's human or something

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Thing is though that he's only even smoked weed for like 3 months according to Grimes so at least that is a more recent development.

based

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t. fooled

doesn't Jow Forums strip exif data

>most intelligent people of our generation
not really

ah yes, americans

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>almost like he's human or something

Did you watch the interview? He's like an alien trying to imitate human behaviour. It's like he's never had a full conversation in his life.

leg/hip/willy injury

trying way too hard to be liked desu. quite sad and Cringeworthy

>most intelligent people of our generation
brainlet.jpg

Had two rorkes walk past me earlier rambling about somalians. Looked the cunts right in the eye and nodded my head in approval. Need those bloody wogs OUT.

Right lads, tempted to make Brit/k/ again, just want a quick head count of people who are to the very least interested and will post so it doesn't end in disaster, if I get enough replies over Jow Forums and Jow Forums (10 is enough out of the 120 or so total posters) I'll make it and answer all questions I'm given.

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could care less

what will wacky bruce come out with next

'cide attempt

good lad

they actually have coaches who teach them how to be human
didn't you see zuckerberg walking around farms with his?

Yes it does. This fella is a fucking reddit newcunt that will hopefully die of his wounds.

imagine what a a zuckerberg one would be like

no one's interested fuck off proto yank

d-do I buy the dip?

lmao, get rekt jews,

had a dream that I met a qt russian girl named olga

Drunk half a bottle of gin and it's only 3.

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sue

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impressive how coherent your tpying is

In all seriousness though, Elon Musk has seemed really unhinged in the last few months. More than he's ever been.

Amber Heard really does ruin every man she comes in contact with

Olga is a fat babushka name, now Anastasia that's a qt

>if we had alternative vote in 1997 the Conservatives would've fallen behind the lib-dems
lmao

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yeah god bless predictive text

any fellow /coolwineaunts/ in?

Grimes is not at all a good influence on him either

had a polish gf named amelia
she was wild

Willy injury was the closest! I had a frenuloplasty because my banjo string was too short and scarred. It involved anaesthetic being jabbed into my bellend and pissing blood afterwards.

Reminder to all you lads out there to take penis health seriously otherwise you might end out like me

>Not knowing that we were the ones that invented the right to bear arms
user. I...
>Amber Heard really does ruin every man she comes in contact with
I forgot about that it's all making sense now.
It really is the hero we don't deserve user.

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She's a succubus

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thank you for your sacrifice

fuck off yank corr CORR CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

worry that there will be a big influx of australians at university and i won't be able to conceal my jealousy (always wanted to be an australian abroad.)

imagine being a grown man and watching this, dire.

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cute

fuck gromald trunk

The gfs

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it's good, and usually we don't get killed or raped

nastya is not a good name ad

fat dumpy midget

sue poster is blatantly a pedophile
doesn't even try to hide it, this """woman""" looks like she's 11

People who type like spastics when drunk are doing it on purpose for attention

janny please ban me for a few hours
thanks :)

I would if there were more Bongs that would colonize the place desu.

she is beautiful and unique sucks that russians will only sleep with whites

im a cool wine aunt

>she is beautiful and unique sucks that russians will only sleep with whites
>With Whites
>Whites
>RSA Flag
Kaffar I...

lol can tell you've never been blotto