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based

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any east kilbride man in?

*approves*

she came from greece she had a thirst for knowledge

you gonna shag her lad?

look at him go

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can see sexy pusy mmmmm and nice ass mmmmm so good for me to see mmmmmmmmmmmm

couldn't be more wrong

think if ed had been this cocky in 2015 he'd have won

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on ilkley moor without a hat

>obesity

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what the !!

"No"

ye

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#justsaying

Yeah it's so mind boggling how someone can be so evil.

He was always tough enough, now he's going beyond

this never gets old

loved singing that at primary school

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GIVE THIS MAN A COAT

we were warned but we didn't listen.. we didn't listen..

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is funny he act all i am so sexy boy but he look like that lol

(8) you're such a fucking hoe i love it (8)
goat hook 2018

only part of england i like is cornwall

need the mos man back tbqh lads

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any intelligent but lazy man in?

>do shit at school
>surrounded by unironically stupid people 24/7
>only girls I meet are thick as fuck slags
>will have to wife one of them soonish if I want to avoid loneliness

pull your socks up lads. don't become me

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not intelligent or you wouldn't have done shit at school lol, nice coping

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>intelligent but lazy
aka being a thick cunt

The loneliness is creeping up more than I thought it would.

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post more doom eds please

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Joe...
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ROGAN

don't really know why people fetishize this man and his organisation so much when they had 50,000 members at peak, minuscule and irrelevant

>any intelligent but lazy man in?
>
>>do shit at school
>>surrounded by unironically stupid people 24/7
>>only girls I meet are thick as fuck slags
>>will have to wife one of them soonish if I want to avoid loneliness
>
>pull your socks up lads. don't become me

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post quality goes off a fucking cliff just before 5
just as well that's home time

>Bake Off: Extra Slice
>Celebrity Masterchef
>Gogglebox
>Naked Attraction

friday night is looking PENG af

...

he's dead mate

even deano would think you're a bit normie

roe jogan

cbsnews.com/news/goop-settlement-false-advertising-vaginal-eggs-gwyneth-paltrow/
what the FUCK is wrong with women

NAKED ATTRACTION IN 7 hours and 5minutes

because he was right about everything, just too ahead of his time
yeah thats why i said i need him back

stop

FALSE ALARM NAKED ATTRACTION IN 5 HOURS 4 MINUTES

currently watching avengers
can't help but think in every scene with her, did she have an egg in her fanny?

right, get your minge out love

absolutely dogshit thread. im out

no one cares, loser

men buy stupid bollocks marketed to them through dubious masculine claims literally every single day, stop pretending that you're immune to snake oil and accept that you keep paying thirty quid for razors with eighteen blades

when can we expect to see you on naked attraction?

bet you watch it for all the willy you bender

yeah
but
he's dead
you can't get him back like
know what i mean?

not sure i'd get on it
could not be more wrong but it's funny when they have micro or big cocks

PASTY WARS: disquiet in Cornwall as Greggs store opens

i don't walk around with a rock tied to my dick

cannot WAIT for LivePD tonight and tomorrow night

you would if someone told you that the weight of the rock made your knob longer you fucking runt

they'd reveal the bottom third and you'd see up to his chest hahaha

>you can't get him back like
for now

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LOL yes this as well

nah have an above average size penis and wish it was smaller

a 8 blade £30 razor that you just made up isn't comparable to a jade vagina egg you mongo

why are prostitutes so racist lads struggling to find decent looking ones that don't exclusively see white clients only lmao

shut the fuck up

Picture by and of me Deano James Smith in my mortgaged Barratt new build in Chelmsford Essex ... Missus on swiper ... Missus watching the missus show let's see what's on ... Naked Attraction can you see the date? It's uh 7th September 2018 ...

I watched this last night. Quite good

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ah yes, good boy, the conditioning is working, manly things good girly things bad

always thought it a tad suspicious that thunder only ever comes with rain
why not on a clear day to enjoy it more
think about it

already called you a smelly kaffir once, don't feel like doing it a second time, fish for attention with a different gimmick because this one's getting old

there is literally nothing defensible about walking around with a jade egg inside your genitals

Joe Rogan is the hero of all useless neet basement dwellers who can't stop smoking and drinking

16mg diazepam

Elon Musk is a prime example of how capitalism is broken. The richest men in the world should be chads, but this guy is a beta nerd unjustly elevated to such a high position through investment (GAY)

youtu.be/NzXjB25Y-gk

based

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I can see how it could potentially affect your kegels. The rest is complete bollocks though and the material they made them out of is porous, not really summat you want in yer vag

paid $25 for an eighth of average weed

good. betas rise up

The rent is due, goy. Perhaps you could pay me via other means? I am a virgin you know.

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he's no beta lad he literally had to leave his school when he was younger because he got bullied and then nearly killed the one bully with a chair

utterly missing the point, an 18 blade razor would at least still have a definite useful function

sometimes think i should join all the pro-israel groups to balance out my far left economic views and stick myself right in the centre of the labour party
a moderate everyone can agree on

my dispensary runs a special, 23 dollars for an ounce once per month

twitter.com/APEntertainment/status/1038092277674074112

eating my daily handful of nuts lads. good for the old male virility.