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nazi bastard

how long have you been posting this

fucking pedo kill yourself faggot

hello piratas
i need halp
I looking for this album: Sugarfoot, The Story Of A Merry-Go-Round Horse
it's from: Jimmy Kingsbury And The Whole Dandy Company Of Actors And Players

i used to love it and hear it a lot, Iove the artists
but I can't find any news about that anymore, does any brits know what happened to them?

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love wheatears, very smart looking birds

HATE when an aussie joins a game
they lag everything immediately

What the fucking fuck so Elon was really on Joe Rogan Experience and he really smoked a joint thought it was a Photoshop/gimmick. Feel a bit tired tonight but I know what I will be doing tomorrow first thing in the morning.

ooo
stick you
your momma too
and your daddy

I think you should kill yourself.

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earrape voice

*joins the Game of Life*

>What the fucking fuck

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desperately rub on your scalp while muttering, "grow, grow, grow!"?

one day someones going to be looking at a tesla like that

mummy
mummy
MUMmy where is my ANIME where have you pUT IT MUMMY

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>Guns
Absolute Shilling me.

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kek

objectively not the case?
weird idiot

right so I have to work for free for 2 years, doing hellish repetitive tasks and then maybe I might stand a chance of getting a job?
or I can ask my mate for a job at his work

about a year haha
the original poster probably stopped posting here 3 years ago, has never called me out for stealing his gimmick

need a gf that looks like me

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You didn't steal it, you inherited it.

why would just blindly open a clearly dodgy looking link like that posted on fucking Jow Forums anyway?

literally won't open anything other than a youtube link on here myself

I HAV A PEEEEN

I HAVE A BEEECH

UHHHH

BEECH PEN

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I'm a filth pusher
I push filth in toilet, and I push filth online

Already came out as a geeky adult middle class childish gambino and superhero movies fan my dude. Tired of pretending to be an edgy teenager.

how do you watch that shit and not just fucking cringe?

i didnt, i dont have to. i know that it;ll be some noncey video

Come to the conclusion that my PhD supervisor is so much of a brainlet that I'm going to completely stop asking him for advice. Guy genuinely doesn't know what he's on about. Guess it's what I deserve for choosing to do a PhD at a former poly

taking one of the best poos of my life

youtube.com/watch?v=epOf2RLqLdw

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what are you doing your phd in?

prefer kraftwerk youtube.com/watch?v=cqGsi9k6ra0

I'm close to death
I can feel it

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living alone is very grim

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me too
can feel my mind disintegrating into a lump of mashed potato

just invent imaginary people to live with you

good news lads, future gf is going to have plaid hair. i like plaid hair.

This is also acceptable

have a doctorate in doing poos
bit of a pooing expert, if I may say so

sports psychology

Wish I lived alone

sharing your house with other "people" is even worse

plaid hair looks terrible

Today's birthday:
1867 – J. P. Morgan Jr

Morgan Jr. inherited the family's banking fortune.

Morgan played a prominent part in financing World War I.

In 1915, a loan of $500,000,000 was made to France and Britain.

US Treasury Secretary William McAdoo and others in the Wilson administration were very suspicious of J. P. Morgan & Co.'s enthusiastic role.

On 3 July 1915, an intruder, Eric Muenter, entered Morgan's Long Island mansion and shot him twice. His actions were played up by the press as "Hun barbarity" .

After World War I and the Versailles Treaty, Morgan helped manage Germany's reparation payments.

He secured about US$100 million in loans to Italian Fascist dictator Benito Mussolini prior to World War II.

Morgan gave his London residence, 14 Princes Gate (near Imperial College London), to the U.S. government for use as its embassy.

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hello 2002

any caesaropapist man in

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so do you

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it's all as it should be

Ahhh the post uni job hunt
*cracks open can
Yep, I remembered the hooha after I graduated in 2013 too
*sips
Went through 1 volunteer placement, 1 graduate internship, 1 retail role, 1 graduate temp placement, 1 call centre temp role, 1 volunteer job as office admin, another retail role and a bookies job including 4 months working 2 jobs 7 days a week before I landed a degree relevant job and my career finally got going.
*downs can
Of course this journey took me over 5 years with a few months of unemployment inbetween.
*crushes can and tosses it to the ground
Chin up lad

ah, a fellow capekinoisseur

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stop being so dramatic

my boyfriend loaned me his sweatshirt the other day and it smells like him so i decided to sleep with it and before i knew it i was kissing it in the places i usually kiss him when we make out. i think it’s because i miss him so much but it also might be bc i’m super weird?

made an inappropriate sex joke to my boss and she's not replied

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GET HYPE !!1!
youtube.com/watch?v=-xY_D8SMNtE

i live in a single apt literally right next door to my friend who i hang out with regularly
quite a good situation

you need putting down

Yeah that's normal and you're stuck with him for 3 to 5 years and you'll be a failure if you quit and your future career will depend on his recommendations after you graduate and he knows it. Told mine that I would bash his skull in if I ever see him again, first thing after graduation. True story.

Anglos like shows for pedos?
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

but they told me jobs would be begging for me after uni

>a phd in sports psychology

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>when dad/mum asks you if you've got a social respectable job yet

nope, it's cause you're a bender

pretending I know who joe rogen is so I don't look silly in front of t'lads

Wanna work together my dude. I have some ongoing projects that may be of interest to you.

marketing for this capeshit game seems a bit over the top
is there that much buzz or is it just bought hype

t. got a job in a humanity

>Told mine that I would bash his skull in if I ever see him again, first thing after graduation. True story.

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watching scotland

...

Why do Reddit and bug men love Elon Musk?

>so no one told you life was gonna be this way

if you don't think chimps would steal babies and eat them you haven't been paying attention to the literature

is it wrong to want to eat similar things every day?

Context is, I've got a dicky tummy, and the GF thinks i'm trying to force her to eat the same thing every day(I'm not, she can eat what she wants), but at the end of the day, she's not the one who gets stomach pains, and has to spend all night trying her hardest not to keff and stink up the room

I'm in the right here right lads

no I don't

there has never been anyone like him before

no its not ... its GREAT
*rips a massive fart and gives a thumbs up to my life-size gabe newell cut-out*

>the GF
FONT

Elon is a man I really want to admire. Why did he have to make the nonce comment about that respectable cave diver.

I have a habit that I enjoy- pushing on my upper gums as hard as I can against my teeth. It hurts a lot, but it’s this weird this I enjoy so much. Tell me I’m not alone!

incredibly badly written
point for effort though

don'tcarevirgem

virgin elon, CHAD bezos
simple as

>having gums
lmao

elon is obvs the real pedo i mean look at his last wife when they first met