Be american

>be american
>be in your own house
>cop breaks in
>get shot

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>woman
>american
>police officer

The unholy trinity of brainletism. Jesus Christ.

Surreal

Based American police removing nogs.

how can you not notice you're in the wrong apartment the second you step inside?

Dude the guy actually looks classier than a lot of white trash individuals. Poor bastard’s only crime was residing in Texas

what a shitty way to go

I am guessing she was drunk? And armed?

years back i was trying to break in a car that wasnt mine until i realiced, noone noticed

Fuck the police.

> be American
> be in your own house
> basketball-american breaks in
> have gun
> don't need to call cop

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This must have been some mafia execution shit
It's impossible for it to have been an accident

He was minding his own business. Piss off.

>a black guy breaking into someone else's house justifies a woman breaking into a black guy's house

You went to public school, didn't you?

Damn thats fucked up, how does she even got in? Must be a nice neighborhood if he didnt cared about locking the Door, or the bitch forced her way in wich adds a whole New level to that shit

wow this is so fucking BASED!

>Kills man in flat she mistakes for her own
the fuck?
was her intention to kill her husband?

You act like the very niggers you hate.

When I was 16 I was waiting for my mother to pick me up from the mall. Her car pulls up, I open the door and sit down. I look at my mom, but it wasn't my mom, but a startled old lady. Boy was my face red!

>dump 20 rounds into unarmed man
>"SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!"
Never ceases to amaze

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You assume much.
I expected as much.

>be black
>never get into hood rat shit
>get an education
>have a respectable career
>buy a house in a nice neighborhood
>just minding your own business, chilling out
>cop breaks into your house and murders you
LOL

Trial by media.
Never ceases to disappoint.

shouldnt she be charged with murder?

There are only two steps in
>Be American
>Get shot
for a reason

*Waits 3 minutes after emptying clip into your body*
Hey, u alright?

here's how it's going to play out. she's going to accuse the black man of being aggressive when he answers the door to someone trying to open his front door with the wrong key. she's going to say she felt threatened by his blackness and shot him in self defense. case closed.

Why does American police handcuff very obviously dead persons?

American cops are scared of dead people.

B-But I didn't know you couldn't fire an assault rifle into a slow moving car

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Yeah and then cleared of all charges because "oh whoopsie doo sir I'm so clumsy and the real victim here"

Do American police bring their guns home with them? Seems a bit odd

they arnt always very obviously dead before they were handcuffed

They don't want to have to shoot his ghost.

>be american father travelling with your wife and child
>police stops you
>you calmly explain that there is a gun in your car
>when asked to show your id you reach for the wallet
>police shoots you 9 times at close range with your baby daughter in the back seat

You have vivid fantasies.

It's literally in the bodycam video

lol remember that cop who shot the guy who tried crawling out of his overturned car and the cop got off free because it was a "accidental discharge"
i mean i'm not trying to excuse the guy who tried escaping the cops and ended up killing his girlfriend in the crash but lol

America is a third world country

Most police forces do that. The guns are personal belongings.
Wouldn't expect a brit to know about police weapons.

Of course they do. How is that odd?

No, I mean, want to hear more about you.
As a person.
Tell me, do you like long, moonlit walks on the beach?
Is there anyone at home, waiting for you?
Does this rag smell like Chloroform?

wut? how are guns personal belongings? do they make you buy the guns when you join the police?

>story goes online
>Jow Forums fags say he deserved it for being black
>Jow Forums fags get mad when America is called a third world country

Yes. When I was growing up my next door neighbor was a cop. One day he knocked and asked my dad if he could use the phone. He had accidentally locked himself out of his car and left his keys, phone and gun inside on the seat.

No, the point is you're supposed to care for it yourself.
Think knight or samurai swords. Can you imagine them dumping them off in the armory for the bight?

That's straight from Don't be a menace to the South Central.
Every nigga who gets successful and makes it out of the hood gets shot

his mistake was living in ameriKKKa

A nigga got it bad cuz he's brown.

we are not third or first world. we are currently zero world. the final stage before complete collapse.

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america is the land of free. everyone can get shot

What time of day is Stray Bullet Hours?

Every hour except mandatory burger hour

Depends on where you live and how much money you make, but generally this is a correct statement.

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you can't win

Hahaha okay, this is epic and based

Imagine how many lives could have been saved in US if americans would master the secret of non-plywood doors.

Do you want more americans in America?

>the only reported carjacking in iceland's history

I don't have any of those brainlet meme pictures, so you'll have to use your imagination for this one, it's a doozy

This is the most retarded thing I have read in a long long time.

Honestly feel bad for niggers. They just can't win.

cute

Don't you all know each other anyway?

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You, your crime is becouse you black, nibba. pew pew

Did this actually happen?

yes, that was a black man in Minneapolis

ACAB

He went to school and sang at church. He wasn't a nigger.

The strong independent female police officer saw through his elaborate disguises and recognized the real nature of him: a dangerous, potentially lethal thug who deserved to be put down with at least 20 bullets.

What the fuck?? When was this?

Billion population, aren't that bad.

>sang at church
He deserved it

Yep, several times
I know black gun-owners who say they'll just take the risk of not disclosing that they currently have a fire arm because you put yourself more in danger I'd you tell them. Funny that the NRA never seems to defend black gun owners rights though, they have their own gun organizations.

>be american cop
>stop a nigger
>he starts reaching for his wallet
>pulls out a gun and shoots you
>BLM nigga!

To be fair, it was a nervous spic cop who shot him

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America has a racism problem

A distressing number of cops are assholes with a power fantasy.

They watched too many zombie movies.

Nothing more dangerous than a black guy with his family in the car. I'd shoot as soon as he blinked too.

>Funny that the NRA never seems to defend black gun owners rights though, they have their own gun organizations.
Christ, now that is really fucked up.

Why do blacks still live in the south?

LESSON FOR AMERICANS:
-KEEP YOUR DOOR LOCKED.

you must be retarded open up a fucking history book

>why do __x people live ___x place

>lock your door
>coked up cop kool aid's through your drywall "wall"
>empties her magazine in your chest

His door was locked and the bitch was banging on it.