Just cashed out

Why Sweden?

Interesting. I'm going to Berlin in a few months anyway so I'll check it out.

Where's the best place to stay. Cartagena?

THIS GUY GETS IT

classic boomer cope
that first night is magical provided you spend it with someone you love
if you waste that chance you can never ever get it back, chances are you'll bounce from thot to thot without ever feeling fulfilled as well

>bouncing from thot to thot
and the problem is...?

I was someone that obsessed about keeping my virginity for the "true one" I lost my virginity 5 years ago at age 19 to my current girlfriend.

Now I fucking hate myself for not fucking all that poon that were thrown at me in highschool.

Fuck especially my cuck christian parents for planting this meme inside of my head. I was a fucking athletic football player in highschool as well. Just fuck my shit up, Christianity made me so autistic that I ended up posting on Jow Forums as a chad. Fuck my life.

Nowadays I'm an atheist but my dumb wife is still a christian and we have children so I can't just drop her. I still love her but our minds are on complete different levels.

FUCK THE "SAVE YOUR VIRGINITY" LIE

>Christianity made me so autistic that I ended up posting on Jow Forums as a chad. Fuck my life.

haha retard.

I'm an ugly autistic dweeb so I was going to end up here anyway, but fuck man. You could have been an ultra chad. What a waste.

>without ever feeling fulfilled
lost your glasses again, grandpa? lmao'ing at you're life

I'm from Australia and lost my virginity in Lithuania lol.

This
Inexperienced male detected

/thread

This guy fucks

Italy

You from sydney?
If you are, you should goto la petite aroma in chatswood. Shit is so cash
>no asians only whites and brazilians

>that first night is magical provided you spend it with someone you love
are you female

Syria or Jemen

it was shit even with a person I liked

took a while before we got good at it

unironically thailand, if you know what I mean

different poster. owned by a kebab, sure thing buddy give the roach more of your money :)

I fell for that meme till college, don't listen to him user
this guy knows what's up, it's as important as you want it to be.

Also, go to Ukraine if you really don't want a prostitute, chicks are super easy there, they do have some shit rule about going out at least 4 times before fucking.

Congrats on cashing out, hope you made it

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If it wasn't important op wouldn't care what country it was in. It's obviously important to him, at least

thanks fren, I'm really looking forward to it. I'm so nervous though

>chad
>wasted it
Make up for it by being rich.

this girls face is super un settling, please delet, i hate having to look at this goblin

It's not a big deal but always a plus if you can look back at it in a positive way. First time is just a gateway to more pussy

Eastern Europe

I understand You mr. user
Im so fucking butthurt lately

don't be, if you pick a prostitute just tell her that you are a virgin and don't try to impress, no matter how bad it is, just try and enjoy it

here, this one is better

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Don't listen to this retard, that magical night bullshit does not work for men. And even if it does, romantic love is bullcrap and does not really exist unless you are like 13-15.

my first time sucked
barely felt a thing, didn't cum and got an STD

This. Stop putting pussy on a pedestal, it's really not all that important and absolutely not great enough to spend so much time thinking about. After I have sex once, maybe twice in the day, I would much rather fuck off and do one of the many hobbies I have that ar emuch more interesting than sex. People who want to 'have sex all day' are low IQ

I'm 35 and have literally never got my dick wet ONCE in a wealthy country. Girls in rich countries simply have too many options.

Sorry to break it to you user but that's not why...............

>Wasting away the chance to fuck lots teen slutty pussy while you can.
You will forever regret that decision, I know I did.
I met my ex in HS we loved each other and planned to marry after college, however her friends convinced her that it was retarded to marry the only guy she ever fucked and that she was missing out on college life. So she dumped me and I realized I had wasted a great deal of my youth in a whore.

ouch why u didnt use a condom?

Read Nietzsche.

You have a companion and children. you ok buddy. I spent all my bitcoin on drugs in 2011 :(

be extremely careful, women are the most dangerous things on this planet. also hookers are disease infested. dont be stupid.

Just hire a TS escort on back page.

Mexico. Tijuana. You can have 3 top 10 whores with big fake ass titties at the same time for 80 bucks each.

Stick to the bars (HK and Altadena), not street girls. Bar girls have to get tested every two weeks with proof and have a card that shows their last test.

Haiti is really nice. Also try Congo or South Sudan. Good luck OP.

All women are whores, retard

>True love

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Virgin Islands

>Why Sweden?
despite all the memes it really is true that you see 9/10 women walk by every time you look outside

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so where do you get laid there? Night clubs pubs? Hookers are not legealised there

sure, night clubs and pubs ought to do it. i dont know how you'd identify a whore though if you specifically are looking for that

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Damn.

>he actually used Bitcoin as a currency
lmao. I am actually laughing my ass off at you behind this screen. Holy shit.
Like, seriously, I have let out some audible laughter that is more than I laughed at in weeks.

Thank you user for enlightening my existence with your pathetic tale of failure.

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>tfw will be virgin my entire life

I fucked myself up boys. It's over for me, my only hope is to funnel all my money into stocks and crypto and hope I make it big.

estonia

it is actually harder to be a virgin than to not be. I legit dont even try and go for sex and still get laid ever 9 months somehow

Same boat here. Just make sure you dont be a retard when it comes to educating your kid.

Jesus is still a good teacher so definitely bring him to church from a young age but also make sure he's not too brainwashed.

The ideal scenario is fostering your kid into an emphathetic, mentally strong person without all the """sacred""" religious bullshit

My parents are the best I can ever deserve but the way they brainwashed me is something I'll always be bitter and butthurt about.

Sex is highly overrated, once you find a girl to have sex with, afterwards you'll be laughing at yourself for putting so much effort and thought into something that literally doesn't matter.

It's hard to get laid if you're too ugly to get a non-fat girl.

Eat your dick. Try being a bald manlet.

If you want to lose your virginity to a hooker (I assume you're an incel like most of biz) then why the fuck do you care about the country? Just do it in your own country.

why?

It's illegal here (Canada) and idk how to find them anyway

I think virgins want to be validated more than the sex itself. Sex is just a means to validation. that you are sexworthy.

Is it gay if i fuck a Thai ladyboy and nobody from my life ever knows about it

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underrated post

The hooker scene is different in different countries.
Like in Thailand you get the girlfriend experience.
In America you get the drug addict who doesn't want to be there experience.

Why not just download tinder and find a girl who actually wants to have sex with you?

I'm ugly

You don't have to be great looking to get dates on tinder, trust me. But good luck with the hookers I guess :)

sure I won't have problem attracting ugly and fat bitches but I don't want that

What the fuck is wrong with this chick's eyesockets?

what are you projecting? Really do not get how such a laughing fit would ensue..

I agree to an extent. You shouldn't wait for the perfect one. Any girl who you already consider your friend whose personality you really like will provide a magical experience as long as there is a physical attraction as well.

O_o

I'd guess she's a hapa of some sort.

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Have you actually tried? Or are you just assuming that you can't get any girls because you aren't great looking? I suspect it's the former, kek. Incel mentality:
> How do these ugly losers have 8/10 gfs
> I don't want to try dating because I'm ugly

no, it's only gay if you post it on your social media, resume and website

Is it gay if a Thai ladyboy fucks me and nobody from my life ever knows about it

Lot of angry virgin incels in this thread. It depends on your age and if you honestly have the social capacity to find a girl to fuck. If you are mid to late 20's, then yeah hiring a hooker might just be the best option. If you are still young, then you should probably still try to legit lose it before hooking.

The reason is, if you get hooked on hooker pussy, you may be not want to go after regular girls. You would get used to simply paying and banging a hot chick easily. Sure it's fun, but you might hit a wall if you feel you want a real girlfriend, and have not gotten real experience yet.

Also, there is nothing better than fucking a girl you are attracted to. After you nut inside her, you both just lay in each others arm, staring at eachother. Your warm naked bodies rubbed against each. You slowly caress her as she looks into your eyes. At that moment, you have both shared a unique connection.

Sure afterwards you gotta deal with her bullshit, her annoying ass family etc. Afterwards you forget what the point of it all is. And when she breaks your heart and fucks another guy (which she will as all men get complacent), you'll rue the day you went after a woman. Another man has "gone his own way"

But that feeling of busting deep inside a young tight bodied female, and you cuddle and just look into each others eyes. That shit feels fucking good. I don't care what you faggots say. Haven't had that in years. Would be nice again, but then I gotta deal with the bullshit. But might be willing to deal with that bullshit sometimes for that feels.

I donno. Yeah fuck the hooker if you want life is short.

Only 8/10 Chad's get laid on Tinder

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I only got laid on Tinder in Korea where I am an 8/10

I'm a 5/10 in California, I guess

I'm a maybe 6.5-7/10 in NYC, currently with a qt 8.5/10 traditional gf with a 5'7 120lb skinny tight body who doesn't even have to wear makeup to look good.

On tinder I had several hundred matches yet only got 3 dates and 2 hookups. A few nudes.
Tinder is a shit show. It is known that guys swipe right on everyone, and girls are extremely selective and only swipe right on good looking guys. I wish I had saved a webm that was posted here a week ago of a 3/10 fat cow swiping left on tinder for a solid 45 seconds straight on about 95% of the guys

>several hundred matches

nigga what I have maybe one or two I talk to at a time and I still managed to get dates and get laid

something is seriously wrong with your game

>And when she breaks your heart and fucks another guy (which she will as all men get complacent),

4 fucking years man. down the drain.

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Fuck no.
Better with Poland, checkers rep or hungary.

Do you fluently speak the language or were you able to get by without it?

My game is actually pretty on point, I just have very high standards for the women I want to be with and, because I'm not a 10/10 Chad, I don't get laid with whoever I want. The main problem is I live in NYC where most girls have several thousand matches, I've seen their shit I'm not even kidding.
1 time I made the mistake of hooking up with a fat chick because I was on a several months long dry spell and she was supposed to spend the night but I kicked her out after getting a blowey joey. I was so disgusted with myself I felt like shit for 3 days afterwards.
Guys, whatever you do don't fall for the "lower your standards" meme. Unless you're truly hideous, getting women is a numbers game and eventually it will happen. This is how Im with a girl who is much better looking than me right now. Fucking numerous ugly women doesn't make you feel good at all, don't put sex on a pedestal.

Romania

This is true, you can try it yourself. I made a tinder profile with pictures of a friend who is a 7-8/10 and swiped on decent and above looking guys . She had 120 matches the first day

>women rate 80% of men below average

Women literally don't even understand what average means.

If you go on "American" dating apps like OKC, CMB, Tinder you get Koreans that speak English well

although Tinder is becoming more and more "Korean" with just Korean profiles

every girl has several thousand likes on Tinder, that's how it works - if you swipe right you'll get all matches

I usually get one out of ten matches to go on a date with me, but actually more successful on dates.

If I like a girl I'm probably 50/50 on fucking her

that said, I only swipe right on the girls I personally find attractive so I might have less matches than people who swipe more

Vietnam

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> currently with a qt 8.5/10 traditional gf with a 5'7 120lb skinny tight body

my nigga. That's the best right there.