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good edition tbf

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I want to have my way with Emma Watson.

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ALL UGLY AS FUCK JESUS

it's currenlt 7:50am in Sydney and the aussie east coast
shouldn't be long before the first early riser arrives and before long we'll be flooded in wacky bruces :)

comfy and happy lads

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At the start I never really found her that attractive but she's grown on me as I've seen her wear more and more slutty outfits.

*breaks into your life and ruins everything*

And yet still none of them would look twice at you. Mad.

Hmm yes the enlightened north
youtube.com/watch?v=PdxH53LfuWE

youtube.com/watch?v=wK1rPzDGja8

best boot up eu4 and waste another day haha

idd lol

I'm worth a million in prizes

ah-ah-aaaaaaaaa-AAH!!

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Need are Emma to release a pungent fart right in my face.

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sue

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you're genuinely mentally ill

bumbaclat

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youtube.com/watch?v=58ylrJ0cH2w

Love this filum

only ever check the Jow Forums bans on the archive because they're the only funny ones

this is a shit gimmick
what really happened:
>walks past anglo tourist
>oh my god, it's an englishman that's so cool!
>he speaks just like those lads in /brit/ who i love posting with!
>approaches the anglo tourist
>hi there mate, i hope you enjoy your stay in russia! i welcome you with open arms my british friend! i'm an anglophile and i appreciate you gracing russia with your presence, please tell your family and friends to visit too!
>*goes back home to post on /brit/*
>waits for the new /brit/ thread to be posted
>posts something like "just raped and killed anglo tourist (female)" because you're desperate for a union jack to reply to you but have too much pride to admit you idolise us so roleplay as a russian nationalist

i've got you sussed out mate

anger is an energy

Butterfly Effect was a decent movie

youtube.com/watch?v=CTG5RLg-IAM

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there's a campaign of hate

just beat the brakes off of a a*glo tourist

getting my belly hair caught in my callouses

I'm going to bed
I'm not tyred, I just want to hump my pillow whilst thinking naughty things

Yeah it was an enjoyable watch

You're german, I suppose it's in your genes

Few hours

twitter.com/MacMiller/status/1035948978141978624

See all the stupid friends I've made come out of the wood work and write a message about Mac Miller.

>tyred

Ah yes...*clears throat*...poo willy fart.

Yes indeed fart bum wank arse willy.

netherlands it's just an anglofied germany when you think about it
and that's a definitely a good thing

hehe

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bet more than half of people who claim to be 6ft are 5ft 10 or 11

Tyred?

We lost one of the greats

youtube.com/watch?v=pZnHio-K4gM

5'8

penalised my rector for matriculating the wrong pupil

>tyred

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this guy posts on Jow Forumswholesome and nowhere else so fucking boring

who /basedmum/ here?

Literally me. Am actually 5'11'' but often just say I'm 6 foot for simplicity's sake. Most people can't tell the difference but deep down I know I'm an utter fraud and my entire existence is a lie.

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one of the greatest posts ive ever seen

>pop music

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was funny when another terrorist attack happened between the manchester one and the concert

who

>boyfriend matieral
>why someone else hasn't snatched him up
LMAO

heh

I'm 5'11.5" but I round down because I like the sound of five eleven

another classic episode desu
mouth of sauron etc etc

what?

i'm 6'2 but regularly tell people im 6ft

naked attraction blandest nice guy in history altho tbf he seemed to be actual nice not Jow Forumsniceguys nice but still so boring

I'm a chad volcel

have to go in to work tomorrow at the request of toilberg
FUCK OFF

>matieral

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tfw no brown gf

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that feel when you're a genius trapped in a brainlet

take the time just to listen when the voices screaming are much too loud

>volcel
you mean...
celibate?

that feel when you're a 6'4 male model trapped inside a 5'3 diego rivera lookalike

post your face, what have you got to lose

i'm officially insured to drive. i now have no excuse to not go out.

American University fraternities sound like the dumbest shit

i went to a zoo today lads, the only animal there was a dog.. was a bit of a shitzu

getting blacklisted by the pizza place after hoax pizzas are ordered to him by birt
aka the only thing he has left

>You are now remembering that shit that absolutely destroyed your arsehole

remember pooey bumhole lad

hes a larping gimmick lad, hes nowhere near as ugly as he makes out and hes nowhere near as rich as he makes out

Vladimir Komarov knew that Soyuz 1 had serious flaws and he would probably die, but the backup cosmonaut was Yuri Gagarin, and he didn't want to send his friend and a soviet hero to his death, so Komarov went up and indeed died when the parachutes failed to deploy on re-entry,

Then Gagarin died in a plane crash a year later anyway

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I don't really see the point but we have loads of bent initiation shit in universities too so I can't really criticise them

Remember Pooey Lynx Lad

very strange post
what makes you say that

in researching the proto-gf i discovered she has tourettes and adhd. do I still pursue? she's hot as fuck.

HOWLING

Dunno man, seems nice to have a place where you make friends and hang out even if all the rules and hazing is just arbitrary stupid shit. Must be nice to feel you aren't alone and you belong somewhere when you move away from your home town and start college.

woah

I'm not Dave but people keep saying that to me. I'm the dogshit poster, and I also posted the story about fighting the 'metalheads'

This Dave guy sounds alright though, who the fuck is Dave?

youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
lol at the actors in this video just visibly standing idly by several yards up the street waiting for their cue to do whatever they're paid to haha

shan't be telling you how i know, but i have my eyes on you diego

>I'm not Dave

That's what you;d say if you were Dave in disguise though

Imagine NOT being an empty husk of a man with no personality and a life built upon nothing but lies

Heemed a daddy long legs spider for disturbing the peace in my room

The Soviet Union won the space race.

just been reading about preferential patrilocal matrilateral cross cousin marriage