/cum/ & friends

it's a very simple concept that goes back millenia. they don't look like or sound like me, kill it.

yeah thats what i dont understand about it, that's such a retarded conclusion to draw upon

what don't you understand? like the modern form of it? or where it's derived?

i guess the modern form of it

i think it's just really deeply ingrained into our psyche

It's Friday time to go out to bars raves and nightclubs with friends while you losers sit at home LMAO

How do I stop masturbating to underage 2D girls?

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masturbate to adult cartoons instead
or don't, it's not like 2D pornography laws are enforced even in places that they exist

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You don't

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>posts smug anime girl
>all of a sudden a flood of megumin posts commences

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>cozy friday evening
Impossible for me because I'm not in the PNW.

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Training was great!

wish it rained more

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i love the sun and all but rain and fog are more comfortable than sweltering heat

So you can stay inside? How pathetic.

nice projection bud, i love the feel of rain too

Rain is comfy as fuck

I learned to enjoy pain from training

Yes m8, staying inside in bad weather is the fucking best.

big fan of rain too

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She's a naughty little sex kitten
What training
Started pouring just in time for the weekend, feels good

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>She's a naughty little sex kitten
Megumin is alright. Illya is 1000x better tho

I'm not alone.
I'm posting anime with my /cum/bros

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You know, at least you learned something. Probably had fun too. Maybe made a friend, or more than a friend

Illya is better as fap bait, but I love Megumin so much that it feels rude to fap to anyone else, like I'm cheating on her or something.

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bitch niggas

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>tfw no cum bros

It's better to be independent (lonely af) then it is to be with a partner

Well everyone has their preferences :)
But for it's this lewd German loli

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youtu.be/d27gTrPPAyk
>I will never be an Englishman in New York
IT'S NOT FAIR

As a kid I always dreamed of being a New York cab driver. Imagined it to be such a comfy job. Saw myself in Travis Bickle.
Thing is it seemed like an actually tenable dream because the stereotype is that they're all incomprehensible foreigners, but no, it's downright fucking impossible.

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Made a lot of friends around the world playing online games buds

Size matters ;)

got offered that stupid labour job too
>hey you want this job its high paying at 17 dollars an hour!!! :DDD
>minimum wage is going to 15 on october 1st

Should have paid you more, a lot more, you deserved more

hey thats awesome im working a min wage job at shoppers starting this sunday

Just did a fap to some Futa loli

Someone like you should have got paid 100 bucks an hour for your services

mmmMMMMMm nothing like monster mango loco *sips*

i'd take that

ikr

gj bud

becoming old seems terrible
everything about middle aged americans makes me want to kms

also i wish i didnt have such a babyface

Wish there was something I could do so he/she wouldn't have to sell theirself

Can't get out of my head the girl I saw last week in the metro, what do?

this
im going to rebel against the status quo by looking extremely thin in middle age, and having a weird hair situation like bald but with a really long beard or some meme shit like that.

It's not fair

Hope (You) enjoyed yourself, truly do because one day it wont work

I just want a white gf

everyone should be castrated or made unable to have sexual intercourse at the age of 35

If you're a cute white girl, you can sell your virginity online for over a million $. If your an unattractive male, you'd have to pay someone to take yours.

got a weekend job set up
i can use what i have saved up to get an apartment and slow my money drain
hopefully i can do this until i get my degree and then i'll be free

came back from a party lol

did u do crack?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Heewwwooo fweenss ^w^

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ok satan sure you expect us to trust you?

What the actual FUCK did America mean by this?

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How much?

about $100 an hour

Sure

He was the best one
youtu.be/G-THhwh5mNI

keeps the niggers out of your dreams

What payment do you accept

>managed to go out and get beer and dinner before it started raining
>watching anime and drinking while it pours outside
comfy friday desu

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youtube.com/watch?v=MkKHhleY6A8
does this sound like japanese game music to anyone else?

>he doesn't know about yellow magic orchestra
Hosono and Sakomoto both did soundtracks for early games along side YMO and their own work

also
youtube.com/watch?v=01rpPco3L8A
youtube.com/watch?v=Cqdv032mFbg

i just discovered them three days ago. That's awesome to hear. I'm sure they inspired a generation of music makers in japan. Their music sounds great imo

The key to the heart is cream

Being obese should be classified as a mental disorder

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>classify obesity as a mental disorder
>suddenly people can just get fat to get free neetbux
hmmmm

neetbux dont exist, Ive been a NEET at least 3 tiems and never got shit

you're gay

*tips*

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You can already get neetbux for being obese in britain. Probably why they are on their way to overtake you guys.

I'm making 20/hr in STEM. 17 an hour for brainlet work doesn't sound too bad 2bh

Make an impact and get noticed by sharing the love,

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i was making 28/hr last time i was working in fat camp, 72 hours a week, 33.50 when i subbed for one of the supervisors for a bit
now i'll be making 21-24 for this stint with a different company

I really want to hug my gf tight right now

fatties should be put in camps, alright

concentration camps

work shall make you fat

gave my two weeks yesterday

i want to grow facial hair i look like a child

>shave everyday
>tiny facial hair collicles and weird freckle skin pigmentation on my lip makes it look like I always have a beaner mustache

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i have never shaved my face

i have never shaved my balls

this but unironically
never shaved down there at all, or my legs

i shaved my balls once it was a lot of work

just use anti hair cream, doofuses

>be York Factory
>built in 1684 on the shores of Hudson Bay
>for centuries you are the centre of trade and economy in North America
>the world's largest trade empire is headquartered here
>countless decisions that will forever shape the future of the continent are made within your walls
>great wars between European and North American powers are declared, fought, and settled here, it sees the rise and fall of French, Anglo, and Indian in the Arctic
>Hudson's Bay Company locks your doors after 270 years of service
>You are a national historic site, a mecca for the most adventurous of historians and tourists, you weather unimaginable cold and winds from the icy Hudson Bay
>In the 1970s American goose hunters break in, smash your floors, shatter glass, urinate in the cupboards, and rip interior walls down to burn

I fucking hate Americans so much

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