Can Jow Forums guess muh heritage (mostly)?

Can Jow Forums guess muh heritage (mostly)?

Faces of Jow Forums thread

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Norwegian.

Eyes are green btw, can’t see it in the pic tho cuz dialated pupils/shit camera and lighting I guess

Some kind of Scandi. Possibly German.

my main motivation for losing weight is so I can post my picture in a thread like this and be called a mutt instead of fat

Not Norwegian

Nein

Who cares tho? People assume US flagposters are fat anyway, just post a pic

>unironically posting your face on Jow Forums

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North Cinderblockid

How do you know I didn’t post it ironically?

Close!

Btw you unironically look like Schwarzenegger
I'll go on and assume you're Austrian

a horse

same for me too so don't take an offence

That’s a first. I don’t see a resemblance at all, but no, no Austrian, German, nor Scandi

None taken. My hair and the angle makes my head look 4 inches taller, my skull isn’t shaped that way
Here’s another

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I can't stop admiring your jaw

slav possibly lithuanian

A-are you a grill
Not a slav

Croat?

He has a pretty square face, doesn't seem particularly long.

guess me

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...in a completely heterosexual manner

h*ngarian

Not Croatian
And yea it’s my hair making my head look long but tbqh my head is kinda long imo

Can't tell if this is that american that spams his face here all the time.

80% or 90% Iberian, 20% Native American?

italian

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...I appreciate it
No
No I’ve seen this Peruvian guy post a few pics of himself in the past.

Portuguese

LOL you mean sicilianon?

close, my dad is a quadroon and my mom is half polentone

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>you mean sicilianon
yeah lol. you look like him but less ugly.

pewdiepie lookin ass

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netherlands, belgium, or french

Quadroon as in 1/4 black or native?

100% Italian. The last pure bred Italian in America
None of those

black obviously, if he was 1/4 native he would be a castizo

in buongrado, parlo italiano anch'e

your game is done irishman

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el peruANO

It’s not obvious to me. He looks like he could be native IMO, I’m no expert on all the terms such as quadroon, mestizo etc so idk

Not quite a mick

60% native

in my opinion its really obvious, my friends call my dad "the moor" but i just think he looks brazilian

Scottish?

this dude is whiter than you both on facial features and skin tone you fucking indio

The only thing that looks black about him to me is his skin tone is darker than your mothers in comparison. You know him irl tho so it’s probably easier to realize for you
He does look Brazilian, but pretty much anyone can look BR tbqh. What does he identify as? If anything aside from Peruvian

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A quarter Scottish (roughly) what’s the other 75%?
Both sides of family arrived in early 1900s

A recognise a fellow Celt from a mile away

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Nah, the Peruvian looks way more European than the mutt
Uhhh, why are you shirtless? I’m gonna guess Irish mostly too

Dutch or English?

Based
AFAIK I’m 100% Celtic
No one has guessed the right country yet still.

I usually tease him with this pic

we come from a small traditional colonial city, the kind that usually get featured in tours and national publicity, he identifies with that a lot, idk if he identifies as anything else, probably its hard for him because his mom is really white, his dad looks pretty much black (since my grandpa's mother was first gen african)

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Not English... so close

I guess that leaves Welsh. Funny since they're always associated with Meddish swarthoids.

Wales?

He identifies with what a lot? Being colonial?
Also in that pic you definitely do look 90% European. It’s unusual because your dad has a lot of black, and your mother looks less European than you. It’s probably your skin tone tho idk

Yes my grandparents on my mothers side are from Wales, they’re both fair haired with light eyes, I’ve never heard of the Welsh being thought of as swarthy

Fathers great grandparents are Scottish and Welsh

here's the pic if you want to compare, its just me shaven

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I have the same tits. How to get rid of them?

Lower your body fat %.

WALES

Yeah I think it’s the fact that you shaved which makes you look Southern European. I’ve seen Southern Euros way darker than you that’s for sure

and there's no way my mom looks less european than me

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I don't know my white people very well, but I guess German mixed with French

75-80% Iberian, 25-20% Amerindian

>Dad is quadroon
>Mom is Italian

No wonder you're on this website even though your IQ is 153. Genetics strike again

You look 13.7% Iberian with something else

This or you may have gynocostasea which requires surgery
Hell yea. Would love to visit relatives there one day but my mom says they’re pretty autistic and half of them don’t care about their distant relatives apparently so idk

>Welsh

You know what I really should've had that

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Now that I’ve seen that pic, you look equally European.
Nah I’m neither of those. What do you look like? I’m guessing Hispanic since you seem more versed in identifying non-white?

You kind of look like if you take hugh Jackmans face and stretch the sides in paint.

your mom looks full amerindian
your dad is a zambo
el peruANO

that would imply my cousins and sisters would also be here, and they are not

And I am on this website because it entertains me, not because I use it as scapism, specially the /an/, /ic/ and /sci/ boards

Dios mio...
Jk. That is some serious genetic diversity going on there though. I’m guessing you look Southern European ish

>0.3% Ashkenazi and 15% African
Based real Israelite

based and redpilld

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a DNA result that did not include at least 0.1% ashkenazi
Aren’t ashkemazi Slavic mutts with a bit of German?

Aren’t you pretty white looking, for Peru? Don’t kys la

eh I have heard that they are more swarthy and old roman accounts noted that they were swarthy with curly black hair similar to people in iberia. Some think it is basque people that traveled to the british isles first and mostly stayed present in wales because they didnt mix with other groups as much as english, scottish, and irish people did. Ive never been to wales though so not sure if it really is that common or if swarthy is just more common than compared to the other areas nearby

no, ashkenazis are a mix of eastern germans/west slavs (aka central europeans) with levantese/caucasians, they overlap with south italians and greeks autosomally which makes sense given that mizrahi jews are genetically extremely close to armenians (despite living in palestine)

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I watched a documentary about drugs in Wales, they looked as white as the rest of the British Isles desu

French
Mostly Spanish also Native
Luigi/10
Duch?
Spanish also native

desu you look very middle eastern, which isnt surprising if you are a mix of wh*te, native (distant asian), and black. In the other picture (shaven) you look wh*te though, maybe it is just the lighting

Guess my phenotype: hard edition. Correct answer gets 5 upboats

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So they are mutts. I don’t understand how they get their own DNA category when they’re clearly mutts, unless I’m missing something here (not using mutt as an insult btw)

Nah m8 not French
Yeah he doesn’t look white in the most recent pic he posted, but the other shaven pic is 100% whitoid looking
I’m a brain let when it comes to the phenotype stuff, but off the top, you appear to be Norman

> I am on this website because it entertains me, not because I use it as scapism

excuse.
You know people in their true environment don't have time for places like this

i dont have native american blood as far as I know, although probably some ancient native ancestor (probably female) is likely, at any case the european would be above 80% so north african would be a better comparison at either case, and I am fine with that

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>i dont have native american blood as far as I know
Yes, you do. Also you can take a genetic test to know your admixture, you'll be surprised

You should do a 23andMe when it goes on sale

You look like you're 10% black

the regions that 23andme define are completely arbitrary and don't reflect reality

23andme CEO's is the wife of one of Google's founders, and Google is 23andme main funder and the father company that sells the genetic data to the cyber-pharmaceutic industry complex, so ashkenazi jews rule 23andme and they probably just felt they deserved to be european

Your dad's nose looks too dense to be 25% black too

You are probably part Amerindian

Excellent body

Keep going

>i dont have native american blood as far as i know
deluded amerindian

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How you did that map?

I'm going to guess Irish

American

i think i will eventually
I am
probably in a minor degree, which I already acknowledged, I doubt it would be big enough to really change my perception of myself, so I dont mind if its there or not

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chi guevara is whiter than you
look at your cheekbones
look at your native ameircan mom cheekbones
you are at least 30% amerindian.

Is there anything you WOULDNT be fine with? North Africa is historically based, I’d rather be N.African than Native American desu

To the people who said the Welsh are swarthy, I guess I’m starting to kinda see it... both brown hair and eyes. Dad and grandpa. His side is only half Welsh though. Everyone else in the family is at least dirtyblonde

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round faced amerindian