Met a cute girl tonight, she was all over me because "I've lived in the nineties"...

Congratulations. Hopefully you touch her soft lips with your staff.

also stop posting worst girl

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She aint all that, if shes into you because your an older guy shes obviously fucked in the head. Might as well just hook up and leave her.

I'm not calling you a pedo. 14 makes enough sense, especially if the culture accommodates it

>it used to be the norm for women to get pregnant very young
Most cultures don't accommodate that anymore, though. Early pregnancies today mean abortions or government aid. Very little commitment or longevity. In my country, at least. The kid, the mother, or the fater-- at least two people's lives are fucked

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Also fuck you. I'd post her again to spite you, but I have no more images, so take my mean words and sentiment instead

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kek
it's like we're some kind of relic

fuck off the girl was 17, 16 is age of consent here, plus I just talked to her, I was sitting on a bench and she came to me.

I started hanging out with a thicc qt loli latina girl and she stole my car yesterday but left it parked at her house. I had to yell out her name until her mom (mommy milf) came out and handed me the keys.

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Pedo

everyone I know started fucking when they were 12-13, I was very late to the party at 15.

Not sure what to tell ya mate, none of my friends got pregnant/became parents.

the only thing left for me are dreams

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Fucking ape monkey normie reeee I'm a kissless handholdless hugless virgin

does yours think you're intelligent because of [literally anything]

It's like, I say something about Ancient Rome and she's "wooaaaah, how do you know this!??! you're so amazing111!!!"

If the way she spoke were represent in the internet, it'd be all caps and !!!. It's sort of cute but sad seeing that kind of naivety. They've not been broken yet, but time will take care of that I'm sure. I too, thought I was invincible at 15. I think we all did.

That's wild. Again, not judging, my guy: Teen pregnancy is a big problem in my area, so it's crazy hearing it function elsewhere. Nothing to tell, just coolio observations

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that's weird.
Don't you get free condoms from the government there?

Also, anti pregnancy pills are quite common here among teenagers, I heard it fucks with your hormones though.... not that I'd care, I'm not a woman so doesn't affect me.

life is balanced mein Freund.
You didn't get to fuck during teen years but you were born in one of the best countries in the world. Win some lose some, just the way it is.

wie alt bist du Alter?

I just mentioned Kurt Cobain and she went apeshit in adoration, I never even liked the guy.

>it's all horseshit, but everything to see that cutie smile
fucking hell

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kek

my mom alredy called me a pedo because i said i´d fuck a 16 y.o. when i was 20, my dad is 8 years older than her tough

>Don't you get free condoms from the government
Yeah, but nobody gives a shit lmao. No foresight, no planning, no cares

and so, we have become....

Boomer.

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>does yours think you're intelligent because of [literally anything]
>It's like, I say something about Ancient Rome and she's "wooaaaah, how do you know this!??! you're so amazing111!!!"

Theres a whole bunch of cute af 17 year olds who work with me occasionally but they all look a lot older, and they talk to me the same way, with that innocence. I keep forgetting they're underage until I mention something they dont know and they lose their minds at how "smart" it is.

Such a strange feeling.

>my mom alredy called me a pedo because i said i´d fuck a 16 y.o. when i was 20

why'd you say that to your mother though?
I mean I don't even think I've ever talked about anything like this to my parents, it just feels gross.

>I keep forgetting they're underage until I mention something they dont know and they lose their minds at how "smart" it is.
>Such a strange feeling.

This is the worst part I think. Not sure if it's just me but because I realize how easily one could take advantage of them... anyway...

Also, what the fuck is being put in the water that makes them have huge asses and tits at such young ages?

Fuck man, there's a real cute Chinese girl, she's 17, met her on interpals, she literally gawks at everything I show her.

>You've been to Switzerland? It looks like a fairy land!!! I wish I were there with u x(((

Fag

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>life is balanced
Reeeeee
No it isn't
I'm as much of a virgin as the german guy but I'm stuck here instead

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>Yeah I fucked a 15-year-old girl a few weeks ago
>I fucked my first girl when she was 13
>she literally gawks at everything I show her
Lmao. Fucking liar.

Young girls always do this shit. Dunno why, but everything is always so 'smart' and 'awesome'. I'm not that old (20) but my younger gf saw me programming the other day and ranted about how smart I am. I didn't feel any satisfaction from it, I know my own worth and it's not much, I'm not going to delude myself at another's behest. Of course, I'm not going to be an autist about it and shoot her down. It's still cute. I'm guessing it would be exaggerated for older men due to the differences being wider.

I suppose females just like older males in general, so it might be like some subconscious ingratiation or perhaps convincing themselves of the male's 'older' qualities which imply stability, safety, maturity, and so on. Or, as you say, they've just not been broken yet.

I don't know your whole life so I can't comment on it but maybe there are some positives?
We often don't see the good things we have though, it's normal.

Regardless, life can be unfair at times...

>Taiwan

eh, whatever dude, you're all a bunch of repressed fucks. Don't forget to send aid money to Japan for their earthquake, and remember: they won't care when shit happens in your country.

How old is your gf?
Yeah you described it perfectly. I'm 28 and I feel that the older I get the more girls I can attract. I believe it has to do with what you said, they feel safe around you and that "stability" vibe shows off.

Not in my case though cuz as I said I'm a neet, I just have rich parents so I can lie about it....
not proud of it tho.

youtube.com/watch?v=dOV5WXISM24

You can physically start having sex and kids at like 12 or 13. Im 19 and by law am allowed to fuck 14 year old girls. Would I do it?

;)

Damage control. You are still lying monkey huahuahuahue

they were asking if i had no girlfriend in college but i said i wanted one that had the least boyfriend count as possible and didn´t have a universitarian mentality

If a young girl came on to me I would call her a fucking whore and tell her to kill herself.

don't you have some poor english teacher to harass?
youtube.com/watch?v=cYYVATuLwCA

>universitarian mentality
what's this

>universitarian mentality

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Don't you have some drugs to sell/Dying MMOs to play/Sopa de macaco to eat/Rival gang to shoot/Football to play/Monkeys to catch/Showers to get electrocuted in/Hanging tires to swing on

>dying mmo

how old are you?