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I have 12,000+ reddit karma points ask me anything
In the past I'm sure what we call "autism" today I'm sure would've just meant that person would be a monk or a hermit who dedicated their autism to a greater cause rather than awkwardly trudge through society.
>announcing a report
emma watson wiki spammer or whatever the fuck shall be getting banned
u.k. and aus. were also fighting in jungles in malaya for decades lad
chances of getting aids using grindr?
Who announced a report? Nothing wrong with encouraging a report, my friend, especially if its for a good cause, like giving you time to go to a therapist
Fuck off Emma Watson yank and stop stealing my gimmick. I am the original wikipedia poster.
/brit/ loves my wikipedia posts
At least 20%.
Those are still decent odds if you're gonna YOLO it.
>At least 20%
fuck sake
why are gays so degenerate
would neck myself if i ever got aids
Done for the night so anything you see from here on out is Schizo-Yank Emma farty poster arguing with himself
Report him for breaking rules if he does, so we can give him the help he needs
Some gays see HIV as the ultimate gift one lover can give to another. It's rather Romeo and Juliet. The gays are a very passionate and poetic people.
Instagram models are more akin to being bait for ballin rich sugar daddies with enough dosh to get a peng little thing to be their """""girlfriend"""""
Porn Stars on the other hand mostly moonlight as feature strippers at notable clubs and high-end escorts.
Got the dosh? Lana Rhoades or Mia Malkova will come to your hotel suite tonight and slurp your nuts.
No questions asked.
very canadian post thank you for making it
Stop stealing my gimmick. I know you're the emma poster and Wiki spammer
Emma Watson yank false flag as usual. Do you ever give up?
I don't use a fucking trip for my gimmick. Yeah, please fuck off to bed, kiddo. I'll be able to make some more (tripless as usual) history posts later.
I'm so lonely
Yes giving someone a potentially deadly virus is the ultimate gift. That's how the Africans see it at least, some voodoo blessing
Because you posts
why are you replying to me you headcase
I unironically do dip. I stick a wad of tobacco in my lip and spit in a cup.
Don't really care if I get cancer and shit.
love the fact its not light at 5 o clock anymore
Imagine living in the POOrthern hemisphere. Imagine it!
was michael jackson really a paedophile lads?
The earliest example of the Finnish language is a poem about a boy who loves a lady's farts.
The sky is dark blue with shades of pink. And the night shift is almost over. Feeling very nice.
They didn't have any proof. No proof means he musn't have been.
Innocent until proven guilty.
sounds like my penis
No, I've been to his place of birth/childhood home
Really awful thread wonder why
Is it true that there are pyramids in Bosnia? Who built them?
not OP
Wacko Jacko leads the Packo
Some retard sadcase trying to steal my history posting gimmick that /brit/ used to love. Just report him
Go away
Greek love is...
The purest form of love.
Yeah, i live fairly close
You should probably see a doctor if your willy is dark blue
I think those are fake. It's just some dumb archeologist that wants attention dince he has never accomplished anything.
I did it!
No. I'm the history poster. I'm one of the good posters here
Bharat Jai!
>No. I'm the history poster. I'm one of the good posters here
you've posted
thus it became terrible
Down in Albion
They're black and blue
>They're black and blue
they are after im finished with them anyway! haha #banterwithdelads
I get really happy when a celebrity dies, even the ones I like like Bourdain and Bowie. I also get happy whenever there's a mass-killing or a disaster. I check Jow Forumsworldnews everyday hoping for a new tragedy. I love watching the body counts.
and your arse will be beet red once im finished with it
the ed sullivan studio was apparently drenched in piss after the Beatles show on it in 1963 from all the girls losing control of their bowels
Do girls piss out of their bowels
when u go on a plane and your bags overweight and they ask u to take something out and wear it or put it in your hand luggage why do they do that because all the same weight is still going on the plane?
bladders then
this is why you should become a musician
It was a genuine question
I can play the guitar, but no one I've ever known has ever given a shit or cared. I just play to entertain myself. Like jamming to some of my favourite songs late into the night.
Everyone else can get fucked.
cause you dont play live u nugget
Truth.
I went out for a smoke and saw the schizos last reply to me. This amounted to accusing me of having my room smell of masturbation. Isn't it just such a shame that someone who compulsively posts constantly never has anything worthwhile to say.
i-i don't know how girls front bums work :\
LADS
ITS COMING HOME?
Just found out I have a grand in the bank
what do I do with this then
urgently need the mutt meme with one of the mutts looking at his ww2 grandfather while having a nazi uniform on, quite like that one
>Countries in last nights semi final that have a genocide attempted in living memory
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final that have a lower human development index than Saudi Arabia and Latvia
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final whose greatest historical achievement is having a coastline
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final who have 3 players born outside their home nation
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final with a lower per capita GDP than Antigua and Barbuda and Seychelles
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final whose people still actually believe that fucking God exists
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final whose coat of arms has a Muslim half crescent on it
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final who nobody had heard of before last nights semi final
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final whose entire country has a name ending in 'Ic' yet make fun of England for having diverse names like Alli and Mohamed
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final that rely on tourism from Britain to fund their pathetic shanty villages
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final that still have uncleared minefields
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final that can watch highlights of their footballers on youtube then watch highlights of their countrymen being convicted for genocide in the Hague
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final where you can still find mass graves of unknown people just by digging a few inches into the soil which Croatians probably have to do to look for food
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final whose most famous ever people are athletes
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final that have been a socialist republicin the last 30 years
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final that still has anti gay protests during pride
Croatia
>Countries in last nights semi final with internet usage below 70%
Croatia
>entire state is just suburbs of cities in other states
what did los estados unidos mean by this
Buy lots of weed. And order a pizza.
Original Jersey is an island. Did the settlers think New Jersey was an island?
well it is bordered on 3 out of 4 sides by water
Man when I was a teenager/in my early 20s this was all I needed. Video games, weed and take away food. Wish I'd never got a taste for harder stuff.
I want to know what beautiful and sexy Emma Watson’s farts smell like.
Favourite Favourite?
she has no hips
body like a prepubescent biy
>New Jersey has 4 sides
For me it's documentaries/TV shows, weed, and takeout.
Listening to Depeche mode
I have a dare ya Documentary for you...
Anyone here listening to an overrated 80s band?
post choon
magine what your ancient greek forebearers think of you being an emo freak
they used to be so manly they were unrepentant homosexuals
for me, it's covfefe crips
>overrated
No.
anyone who doesn't say cherry ripe is a poonigger
imagine your great great grandfather watching you jerk off to 10 guys cumming in some girls mouth and her gagging
Jesus would've looked like a Syrian refugee. Probably. I think.
>80s band
Wham
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
and as for cadbury chocolate crunchie is the obvious best
Party time has begun.
spent 7 hours alone with the mates gf
hehehehe
BIG fan of toffifee
the best christmas chocolate along with pic related
Bros before hoes. Not that I'm calling your friend's girlfriend a hoe. But your friends are more important than some hoe.
Beto's back, baby!
>Everybody
>Yeah
>Rock your body
>Yeah
>Everybody
>Yeah
>Beto's back, ALRIGHT
in 1814 we took a little trip along with colonel jackson down the mighty mississip
BETITO
that isn't beto
beto talked shit about the cartel and got beheaded, this is a fake account