How did Jow Forums meet their bf?

dont fucking feed the cunt

>What do you offer him?
That said I think this kind of attitude will mess you up. Don't focus on "what you offer him". BEE the best you you can be and find the best guy you can without having a checklist (aka keep an open mind).

>cunt
>just for having a bf
umm who hurt you sweaty??

having a bf is gay
yes, women are gay

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I got fucking astonished

On an incel forum, I wish I were kidding. To keep it Jow Forums related it was a very international one, I guess.

i will crush a rock on his head

no homo though

still looking

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I love lurking incel forums they are an interesting and pretty funny breed of people. Couldn't date one though.

They didn't, can we get on with our day?

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He wasn't too far gone, thank goodness, I got in before all that rotted his head.

I don’t have a bf. I have a gay friend who’s “jokingly” called me hot and horsed around with me (nothing sexual, just piggyback rides and the like) and I’m pretty sure that he’d date me if I asked him. I would consider it, but then he might ask me for gay sex and I wouldn’t want to do that.

are you a faggot

How to find a bf
-Dont be fat, have more feminine style (I guess masculine style if you are a male)
-Be loving and open
-If you have a checklist or any goals wipe out everything other than being tall and good social skills
-LOVE THAT MAN

iktf ;_;

How does loving someone feel like??
I've never experienced it

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It's what uncle Herschel felt when he saw your 5 y/o body naked

user, let's just do it
for our sake... just so we can know what it feels like before it's too late
I'll buy a new webcam tomorrow, be here at the same spot during this same time, 'kay?

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Nor have I
Is it even worth it?
I don't trust anyone with my beautiful delicate body

You dont ever even love your mom or dad or lil bro?

It feels like a very deep and immense affection and care for them and their well being even when they drive you crazy. Its more self-sacrificial and steady than, say, the infatuation you experience as teenager. My 2c.

Wait does "loving someone" just mean "sex with someone", now?? Thats not the same thing. Jam a dildo against your cervix that is how sex feels imhe kinda good but kinda painful imhe.

I don't understand.
What are you talking about?
No idea.
I don't know, right now I live with them so I need them but once I life on my own I doubt it'll matter if they are alive or not.
People said that my descriptions of relationships sound like a sociopaths

My ideal relationship would be one without sex, but I know that's not realistic. Especially concerning gay relationships

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Would you be okay with sexual-type activities like masturbating and stuff like that? There might be guys okay with that. Or just have an open relationship, if you're unwilling to have sex but just want a relationship.

Careful user, aids originally came from someone fucking monkey

he was avoiding police and sneaked into my house. i covered for him and told my mom he was the plumber we were waiting on. mom had to go to out but the guy was actually able to fix the leak we had under the sink. then he fucked me on the table.

Love is a choice my friend, LARP as someone who love his mom and dad and pretty soon it will come true before you know it. Then you can level up and start loving your friends, bfs, pets, even humanity as a whole (I have not level up this much but sometimes I can feel it on the edges).

Wait a minute what

That doesn't make sense, tricking myself to be someone else doesn't sound too great

I didn't. But I'm introverted as fuck and that's a major issue.

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what was unclear? should i green text?

Sure and give us more details for the fucking on the table, sounds hot.

how has he fixed the leak without plumber tools

jacking off each other would be ok, but essentially I don't want dick play to be in our top priorities.
I actually want a relationship to be with somebody, cooperate and share everything with that somebody, I've been completely alone for too long and it's starting to get to me

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You might do better with someone older but like I said, you need to be willing to do something along the lines of sex or be willing to let him get it somewhere else. Or maybe do a long distance relationship, that's more emotional.

Kink server on discord

>be me, 19
>still living at home with my mom
>sleeping in today
>plumber is supposed to come today to fix a leak in the kitchen
>mom is getting ready to go the hairdresser
>hear someone frantically knocking at the door
>mom is too busy getting ready so I get out of bed to answer it
>I open the slightly and he pushes it open and runs in
>he grabs me and pushes me against the wall and puts his hand over my mouth
>tells me not to scream and that he just needs to lay low for a few minutes
>I say ok and he lets go
>mom walks in and asks what is going on and I tell her he is the plumber
>she asks where his tools are
>he holds up his empty hands and says these are the only tools I need ma'am
>I remind mom that she is going to be late and she just accepts it and heads out
>the guy is relieved but I tell him he owes me
>tell him he has to fix the sink
>takes him awhile but he manages to do it with some of my step dad's old tools
>we've been talking for awhile by this point and its obvious to him that I'm a faggot
>he asks if I've ever been with a guy before
>I tell him no
>he asks if I want to try
>yes
>we didn't say much after that just kissed a lot
>eventually he lifted me onto the table but I was so nervous I couldn't move
>ask him to take my pants off for me and he does
>he says don't worry I will take things from here
>he sticks his fingers in my mouth and then puts a couple in my ass
>it felt really tight but I really wanted to feel him in me
>he asks if I think I can handle him
>I said idk but I want to try
>he spits on his cock and got it wet
>then he does it, just fucks me right there on the kitchen table
>I wrap my legs around him and hold on as tight as I could
>he pulled out and shot his load all over my chest
>the warm feeling of it on me made me game like I never did before
I got his number but it was awhile before we saw each other again. He got arrested and went to jail for 4 months. We're together now though for 2 years.

I don't believe for a second that this happened but I like your creativity and the fantasy itself is pretty hot. Well done.

This reads suspiciously like Tokifuji's Dear Hustler comic.

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So this is the actual plot behind all those plumber porn videos I keep seeing, uh, accidentally.
It's surprisingly hot.

Source on the comic?

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>liked shitposting about gay furry stuff on Jow Forums
>someone else from my country started shitposting with me
The rest is history

Cocks...

This is nice.

I haven't ;_;

True. Dicks are gay and nasty af. Only lesbians are truly heterosexual.

marry a woman, faggots.

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Don't remind me that I'm alone.

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No, they're horrible.

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Finland...

wtf i love criminals now