1; your country
2.your ideal gf
1; your country
Logan Long
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Andrew Gray
Liam Smith
Yours should be called "gf who leaves you in six months tops"
Landon Garcia
Cooper Turner
this is just the male version of a tumblr blog now
Evan Green
>now
lmao
anyway heres mine
Gavin Nelson
fuck I wish I had a girlfriend like that.
Anthony Cox
Tall (6'), long hair (not as important), preferably brunette, intelligent, open minded
Sebastian Rogers
so a tumblr blog?
Matthew Harris
girlfriend where i'm just the beard for her incestuous relationship
this is my ultimate fantasy
Christopher Kelly
I don't need to make a silly chart
John Brown
post template
Josiah Flores
the non-HRT version of tumblr
Aaron Harris
I had a gf like that once. You'd think its something you'd like, but really you don't. She was insulted when I told her that I needed some time for myself.
Xavier Thompson
girl that has a cock.
not even being mental, men are simply better at being feminine than any women anywhere in the world.
trannies also tends to still believe in childish romanticism which i found very sweet
Brody Watson
why do you guys want to be the bitch in the relationship?
Jacob Taylor
Objectively the best post, I think
Benjamin Walker
>being the bitch
>not having a fag, spineless gf because I'm too insecure to surround myself with capable people
Are Germans the physically, morally, mentally, and ethically weakest posters?
Colton Kelly
1.flag
2.
Lincoln Flores
You just described my fantasy (having a beard for an incestuous relationship). Now I just need to get my sibling on board. Holy shit who would have thought.
Anthony Myers
this hurts me pls delete this unironically and never post it again my fictional relationships keep me sane
i hope you understand thanks
Bentley Diaz
d-does this type of girl r-really exist?
Julian Carter
Don't be silly, of course, isn't your gf like that?
Asher Thompson
Adam Walker
I know a girl exactly like that. shes lesbian tho
Ryder Jackson
please don't
Brayden Ward
we're two thirds of the way there, user
Connor Campbell
what does this mean
Joseph Sanders
I'm sorry, it'll be okay.
Isaac Cooper
Persian
Carson Carter
If I could just get the actual incest going I'd invite you to threesomes, but we'll both need our fingers crossed.
Zachary Morgan
I just want someone who cares bros...
why does life have to be like this?
Mason Cox
Charles Bailey
We care.
Carson Jackson
That nothing good will ever happen to us.
Brayden Murphy
thank you fren
Chase Bell
My ideal is an Arab gf who is kuffar hating, Aisha aspiring, AJ+ watching, Allah fearing, adhan answering, araby typing, astaghfirullah muttering, Assad supporting, airport security check derandomizing, badawi scoffing, camel riding, Daesh denouncing, date eating, deen having, diglossia knowing, Fairouz listening, familial honour bestowing, fatwa obeying, fusha speaking, habibi endearing, halal consuming, haram avoiding, hijab donning, imam listening, inshallah willing, Intifada supporting, IDF soldier stoning, Islam submitting, jizya receiving, khaybar khaybar ya yahud'ing, Kurdistan crushing, li beirut singing, Mecca facing, mascara overusing, modesty embodying, Mohammed(pbuh) admiring, mensif preparing, naqba mourning, nasheed chanting, Occidentiphiling, oudh spraying, Ottoman revolting, Panarabist aspiring, Quran memorizing, Ramadan fasting, salafi hating, shahada reciting, Sharia law implementing, rock throwing, shisha smoking, Turkish drama watching, virginity minding, ummah uniting, wedding ceremony ululating, yallah exclaiming, zina committing, and Zionist Entity hating
Jason Turner
why not just date mia khalifa
Nolan Ortiz
tfw no tomboy gf without all the gay muscle shit
Nolan Ward
She's not muslim.
Angel Richardson
that's the joke friend
Zachary Collins
There were a few girls I knew very well and I know I could have spent my life with, but there always conditions preventing it. Sad.
Hudson Moore
I have a bad sense of humor.
Ryan Gonzalez
it's ok ivan
we love you lots
Kayden Cook
Ian Edwards
A toned/muscled body is pretty hot user, as long as it doesn't get out of hand.
Adam Hall
I see you are a man of taste as well
Asher Watson
do not steal without my permission
Gabriel James
can i steal with your permission?
John Peterson
Imagine having a gf
Chase Miller
A 5’0-5’4 Latina girl that isn’t ghetto.
Jose Murphy
pic related
Joshua Lopez
Julian Hill
Carson Peterson
Cameron Hill
Can cook. Can clean. Great with kids. Have a job. A bit more confident and outgoing than me because I'm so fucking shy. But the most important of all is that she is loyal.
Brandon Clark
not ok fren
Daniel Campbell
whoah m8 those are some expectations
but i guess you can afford to have them in malaysia
Andrew Nguyen
Julian Wilson
Flag
Unironically this
Carter Foster
Yeah. The girls here that's not living in the city are still not as bad as western women. They can still cook and clean even the worse of them. Most of them are great with kids. Just need to find the right one.
Hudson Long
well women here in the villages are not bad either, but still not someone you would want to marry
Cooper Stewart
:'(
met way more women I wouldn't marry in villages
Jace Edwards
Grayson Clark
Uncompressed, updated version
Cooper Sanchez
Alternative
Jose Turner
These. Rest of you go kill yourselves.
Andrew Long
well i wouldnt marry any women in general
not that they would marry me tho
Matthew Parker
Carson Scott
Austin Cox
Sounds kinda comfy.
Alexander Powell
>logically consistent
>military should be used for defending a country, I. E. borders
>borders are statist
Christian Bell
>What is dealing with reality
Carson Collins
:(
Easton White
You're lucky to have such women, user
Brayden Brown
S-stop it!
Jace Kelly
Literal perfection.
John Mitchell
god im so fucked up becasue i think that's hot
Jayden Price
>>What is dealing with reality
>taxation is theft instead of taxation should be as low as possible
>B-but military shouldn't be abolished
>borders are statist
Michael Parker
>If someone wants to do drugs, that's their business.
Spoken like a true drug dealer/user.
>Adults can make their own decisions. I can make my own decisions.
Clearly delusional and have never seen the real world. Women should just shut up and let men make the decisions.
Eli Watson
>any
Angel Williams
>I hope they have Monster in heaven
Heavy on the feels, brah.
Anthony Green
>tfw the idea of you having a gf is so unrealistic you can't even conceptualise an ideal gf
Cameron Cooper
ive been dating a russian 9/10 girl for over a year now despite the fact when she met me i was trying to end myself every 2nd day
i took her virginity and i think about marrying her everyday
we share hobbies and music interest so talking to her is easier than talking to my parents
so tldr my current gf is my ideal gf
Jacob Martin
Of course you do. Now post some pics and show us all your 9/10 russian gf that you met in the US that would like a suicidal person like you. Either way one of you are clearly mentally ill and I bet it's that girl.
Ayden Campbell
im not in usa lol, im in china on a vpn router
im not even american, im a kiwi cunt
doxing gf would probably be the last straw too
Henry Martinez
Of course. Of course. Clearly. I was in the wrong, I'm sorry that I don't know that you were a kiwi in China using an american proxy on Jow Forums that found a 9/10 russian gf that would like a suicidal person like you. Obviously I was wrong about the mentally ill part too. You're both mentally ill, not just her.
Nolan Baker
Connor Jenkins
>no borders and no tax
Evil incarnate
Why the fuck would i want to be ruled by corporations especially if they also let in the whole world?
Noah Foster
>russian
>9/10