How can anyone on this board not have a gf?

How can you be incel in a country with a high birthrate like Israel?

>tfw not getting international dick on the reg

I never talk and have emotional and mental problems due to how it was at home apparently...

I have never held hands with a girl.

same

she's as ugly and autistic as I am

First 2 for me haha... ha... particularly the first one

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I broke up with my last 2 so I could drink alone, do math and shitpost on imageboards. Wish I was joking

Try this

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Have you spent any time around the people on this board?

Valid reasons

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I'm practically a NEET.

I once had a gf. I met her in a psych ward. She committed suicide and I've been single ever since. I miss her. I can't socialize with normal women anyway.

It’s the best feeling in the world when I’m drunk and high and realize I can just get an Uber to her house and have sex and hang out

It’s annoying as FUCK when I’m trying to shitpost on Jow Forums in the middle of the day and she wants to talk about whatever dumb shit she likes

women are annoying, if you ever had a GF you'd know

Still traumatized from abusive parents and no amount of SSRIs have been able to fix it. I wish there was a way to wipe the brain of certain memories, and perfectly adjust every chemical.

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because i'm afraid of rejection and i can't bring myself to be in a position of vulnerability by expressing to a girl in no uncertain terms that i like her, if she didn't share my feelings then that would basically be the end of our friendship, anything after that would be too awkward.
also because i still have my own problems i need to work through before i consider bringing someone else into my life like that

because i am ugly and stopped socialising at 13 years old, now i'm 19 and lack every tool for social interaction

what the fuck
I don't remember making this post

holding hands is something from 50 years ago

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Listen up chap, you just walk into that store and give the manager a firm handshake

Failed confessions suck, yeah.
I confessed to a childhood friend when I was 17 because she had agreed to go to prom with me.
I misunderstood the situation and thought she was interested in me, but she said no and we never spoke after prom.
A childhood spent growing up together, all the fun memories we shared, gone.
I regret this mistake even 9 years later.