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This is straight out of a Chapelle skit
Parker Gray
Jose Morris
Comedy cannot compete with the real world. I'm surprised the Onion is still in business.
Isaiah Robinson
i bet she will get a minor punishment while if the man had killed her he would have got life in prison
Nathaniel Roberts
also st. lucia, its where omeros is set up
Nathan Flores
dallasnews.com
What her effectively get off scot-free.
Madness.
Caleb Perry
underage post
Matthew Jackson
>What
Watch*
The local police are already trying to obfuscate the facts with soft language to make it look more like a tragic mistake.
Cameron Robinson
How is this even possible
Easton Morgan
He's not wrong. Stuff we used to laugh about coming out of The Onion in the mid 2000s are now making international news.
Even only a decade ago the very idea of world leaders having spats over social media for the world to see would have been a joke.
Brody Thompson
I'd wager this "accident" was rooted in a relationship and female vengeance.
Christian Gonzalez
Women should not be police officers.
Jaxson Torres
No, she will most likely be charged for murder. They're doing drug testing and called in the rangers. She's quite literally fucked.
Carter Turner
based
Lucas Smith
isn't it a sexist figure of speech to say that being fucked it's something bad to happen with you
Asher Adams
She'll be beaten up, stabbed, and gang raped in prison then.
Brayden Morgan
Based hot takes man spread your FACTS and LOGIC on the sheeple masses
Eli Hughes
man, american prisons sound worse than russian ones... in russia she would be imprisoned in a prison for former police officers btw
Blake Parker
They usually try and keep inmates who are at risk of being killed away from the general population, treating stab wounds cost money
Liam Gomez
Yeah I guess they would have to segregate her from the rest of the general population. It does not look good for her.
Nathaniel Ramirez
>be black american
>literally do nothing
>still get shot in home by police
Colton Young
I don't really buy it but hopefully you're right.
Jow Forums is an 18+ website.
Robert Ward
makes me wonder why youre here
Justin Moore
What's your deal, mate?
Benjamin Hernandez
He's finnish, it can't be helped
Ethan White
Fair enough.
Kevin Jenkins
And that's a good thing.
Daniel Gray
cringe
Ayden Hill
Angel Reyes
The police aren't even handling the investigation. It was turned over to the rangers. From the way the police chief talked, I got the feeling the shooter was intoxicated in which case she is fucked. When you think about it, drugs or revenge killing are the only things that make sense. How the hell do you walk into someone elses apartment and not realize everything is different?
Christian King
Finns are very emotionally unstable
Tyler Reyes
It was a woman cop, nothing to see here. She didn't know any better
Dylan Bell
William Campbell
bebo
Austin Howard
>American
>Women
I don't need to know anything else
Dylan Barnes
You're just not a good poster, leaf-tier
Julian Long
Outstanding post.
Nolan Davis
Fair enough.
Nolan Garcia
guns dont kill people anime kills people.
Benjamin Gray
ACAB
Anthony Gonzalez
He's carribean.
Brayden Miller
wgme.com
>Two women who live on the second floor near where the shooting happened said they heard a lot of noise late Thursday.
>"It was, like, police talk: 'Open up! Open up!'" Caitlin Simpson, 20, told The Dallas Morning News.
>Yazmine Hernandez, 20, was studying with Simpson when they heard the commotion.
>"We heard cops yelling, but otherwise had no idea what was going on," Hernandez said.
Just keeps getting worse and worse.
Joseph Robinson
Just realized how true this is.
Levi Green
how is autism of this caliber even possible
Jacob Lewis
Shouldn't you be in yliluata with your other underage buddies? We only accept oldfag finns in this board, immature mongol child.
Aaron Brown
Is that Kimbo?
Jayden Gonzalez
The story doesn't mention if this was before or after the shots fired. You would expect police (plural) to show up making noise after the idiot called in her shooting.
Jonathan Myers
Nope. Mc Ride.
Hudson Wilson
I was thinking about this video originally from 2005 or something, can't remember.
youtube.com
Doing a Google search, turns out he died in 2016 of heart problems he couldn't afford proper medical treatment for. Fuck, man. (´・ω・`)